Quick Update: Register Your Name
This is just a quick update to let everyone know that you can now register your name and e-mail. Since there seems to be a problem with people pretending to be other users, I’ve set this up. If you look at the bottom of the sidebar on the right, you’ll see a link. Click it, fill in the information and you will be e-mailed a password (which you can change). Doing this will insure that nobody can pretend to be you.
Update: Well, obviously that does no good. I asked the guy that does all the stuff behind the scenes and he said the only way to make sure people can’t use your name is to restricts comments to people who registered. Oh well. Enjoy pretending to be each other… and you say *I* need a life…
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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GOD!!! — March 24, 2008 #
I DON’T NEED TO REGISTER!
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!
Jesus watches CWC too.
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robert — March 25, 2008 #
you know kandice this is quite stupid so what he made fun of you over the internet tell me then why did you post 40 something emails hmm oh and you are an idiot you know that right jeez.
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robert — March 25, 2008 #
and dude quit that jeez you are not god
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
1. You aren’t more than 6 years old.
or
2. English isn’t your first language.
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
Robert;
He is God, get a clue.
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
I live in a giant bucket.
-PS I am an idiot.
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
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Abraham. — March 25, 2008 #
Yo God, It’s Abe.
You commn’ to that huge CWC party tonight. ITSA GONNA BE KRRRAAAAA-ZZZZZZZZ!!!!
See ya soon, Dude,
Abe
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A SIX YEAR OLD. — March 25, 2008 #
I AM IZ A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII XYER OLD!!!
UR RITE IMAA SIX! I LOVE YOU!
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Ugh!
Is that God on here again???
I think I’ll crash that party…
God! Get off here!
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
Did I apologize enough. Y’know, I really DO live in a giant bucket. IT ROX!
I just wanted to say I’m a PINK FLUFFY SISSY BITCH ASS COCK SUCKER WHO IS TOO FULL OF HIMSELF.
WHERE DID THE SHEEP GO??? WHEEEEEERRRRREEEEE DIIIIIDDDDDD TTTTTHHHHHEEEE SSSSSHHHHEEEEEEPPPPPP GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????????
I MADE MUFFINS!
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Bugger seller. — March 25, 2008 #
I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM EVERYONE HERE THAT I SELL BUGGERS ON EBAY. THAT’S RIGHT, GENUINE BUGGERS OF ALL COLORS.
COME TO MY EBAY STORE ENTITLED “BUGGERSLLR”
PLEASE, I NEED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE BBUGGERS…
AND JUICE BOX’S, I NEED JUICE BOX’S.
I LOVE PIANO’S!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
Well, this is stupid.
Can I buy some buggers? They taste yummy. I like juice box’s too.
I also love Holland.
HOLLAND ROX!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
I love pennies.
No, seriously, I love them.
I have a date with one tonight as soon as they release me from the asylum.
The asylum is a good place to be, though. They give you YUMMY WHITE CIRCLES THAT MAKE ME DIZZY!
I like dizzy. Dizzy is fun. Who are you? What is this really bright think with letters on it?
I think I’ll go commit suicide, now. So much for that date…
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Jhonny Knoxville — March 25, 2008 #
MY ASS IS NUMB!
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Jhonny Knoxville — March 25, 2008 #
IT’S STILL REALLY NUMB!
HEY BAM! LETS GO JUMP OFF OF RANDOM SHIT!
WHOOOO!!!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
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MOSES — March 25, 2008 #
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOO!!!!
Oh hey God, how’s it crackin’?
GET IT? CAUSE YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE CRACK!!!! Hopefully it’s not numb though.
HEY DO YOU THINK YOU COULD OPEN UP THE ATLANTIC SO ALL MY HOMIES CAN GET TO THE CWC SHOW IN TORONTO????
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOO TO CWC LIVE!!!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
THE DASH LINE KNOWS NOT WHO IT IS DEALING WITH FOR I, AM THE REAL KANDICE! MY DASH LINE IS ON VACATION IN THE CARIBBEAN, GOD DAMNIT!
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
IT’S TRUE!!! I’M ON VACATION AND DON’T TELL KANDICE, BUT I’M NOT COMING BACK!!! SHE’S A LOON AND A HALF!!!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
DASH LINE! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T LEAVE ME! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVEDED ME!!!!
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The Grim Reaper — March 25, 2008 #
I’VE COME FOR YOUR SOUL, BITCH!
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
LOVED ME??!! YOU BEAT ME EVERY NIGHT YOU HALF CRAZED BINT!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY THERAPIST SAID? HE SAID I WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU’RE CONTAGIOUS AND YOU NEED TO BE QUARANTINED IN A VERY SMALL BOX MADE OF RUSTY NAILS!!!
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The Grim Reaper — March 25, 2008 #
I *AM* MADE OF RUSTY NAILS!
NOW EVERYONE KNOWS MY SECRETY SECRET!!! WHY? WHY?
I’M GOING TO GO SET A MAILBOX ON FIRE!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
DID I SAY MY NAME WAS THE GRIM REAPER? I MEANT TO SAY IT WAS KANDICE. *cough*
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Angel of Death — March 25, 2008 #
Hey I was here first Mr. Reaper!!!
*ahem*
BY THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY, CHRIS LEAVINS, GET YO ASS OVA HERE AND GIMME YO SOUL, BIHOTCH!
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO AND SET ME ON FIRE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT YOU EVIL WITCH!!! YOU-YOU HOMEWRECKER!! YOU DROVE MY FAMILY AWAY AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING LEFT!!
I’LL JUST SHOOT MYSELF NOW….*BOOM!*
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BEATLEGUESE, DUH! — March 25, 2008 #
DROP THE GUN SURRENDER THE SKITTLES!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
NOOOOOO! DOTTED LINE! PEOPLE GO TO HELL FOR THAT! *cough*goodthingthegrimreaper-uh-imeandeathangelishere*cough*
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
DAMMIT I MISSED…
WHY KANDICE?? WHY HAVE YOU RUINED MY LIFE?!?!
Skittles? I LOVE skittles!!!
*prances around like a salamander*
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
YEA? WELL IF YOU GET TO BEEEEEEE A SALAMANDER I GET TO BE A………………………………………………SEAMONKEY! *dun dun dun*
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
OH DON’T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT! WHY HAVE YOU ALWAYS TRIED TO BEAT ME AT EVERYTHING KANDICE?
FIRST YOU COLOUR YOURSELF WITH POLKA DOTS AND SAY YOU’RE BETTER AT BEING SPOTTED AND DOTTED AND NOW YOU’VE GONE AND BEATEN ME BY PROCLAIMING YOURSELF A SEAMONKEY!!
WHERE’S SATAN? SATAN WILL YOU TAKE THIS GIRL WITH YOU TO BURN IN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE IN HELL FILLED WITH HAPPY SMILING MOLESTER MEN?
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
I am SATAN! KING OF THE UNDERWORLD OR SOMETHING SCARY AND MAJESTIC LIKE THAT!
I will send Kandice to the underwold…BUT…I will not take her to the place with the happy smiling monster men…BECAUSE…I don’t have time cuz we were GOING TO stop at limited too and abercrombie and fitch to get some cute tanktops.
Is that still okay? I’ll burn her, I promise.
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GOD — March 25, 2008 #
SATAANNN…
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CUTE TANKTOPS???
NOW I Know you like to wear those STRANGE TIGHT-FITTING GIRL CLOTHES when no one is looking, BUT THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SUCH NONSENSE!!
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT KANDICE BURN IN A VERY SPECIAL PLACE FILLED WITH MOLESTER MEN!
You can stop at Limited Too next time. Is that clear?
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Oh, God (oooooh, bad pun)
FINE I GUESS YOU DON’T CARE IF I LOOK NICE OR NOT!
Can I at least stop at american eagle?
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GOD — March 25, 2008 #
NOO!!!!
GOD HATH SPOKEN, LUCIFER! Last time you didn’t listen, I kicked you out of Heaven. Don’t make me ban you from all popular label-whore stores!!!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Dad…chill, will ya?
Satan’s a pretty cool dude. He gave me some pot one time.
Trippy…
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
FINE!
C’mon Candice…uh…I mean *looks at hell list* Kandice? Why the fuck is it spelled with a K?
Kay, lets go, burn you, and get you raped by a bunch of freaks.
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Hey! Jesus! My man! Sup?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
someone brush my wings, nooow!!!!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Nothing really, Satan. Just chillin’ I s’pose.
Hey yo, I totally nailed this one chick demon last night. Thanks for setting us up man…
Oh wait, uh, Dad this isn’t what it looks like! I mean, it’s not like anyone can really send me to Hell or anything…….right…? Satan help me out here!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Ohh, I’ll brush your wings baby…
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
OGGHELLEHSHMOOGELLY! YOU ANGELS AND YOUR BEAUTY!
Kandice, hop on the bus to hell. Wait, you wanna drive?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
are you gonna brush them hard, cuteLord?
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
I’ll brush your wings as hard or as soft as you like it sweety. Grrrr.
Now get over here and I’ll teach you what wing brushing is all about.
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Hey, you’re the almighty one, stop sitting on your holy ass and come here to teach me well
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
WHO IS THIS JERK UNDERNEATH YOUR POST??!?!
I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF AND YOU REPLACE ME WITH SOME SLEAZEBALL???
WOAH WAIT, IS THAT MY SON?!? FREDERICK VON YOOGENSLOUSER GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH KANDICE!!!!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh you ARE a naughty one. Ever thought about a threesome? I’m sure Satan will be right back.
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
NO! YOU CAN’T EVER TEAR US APART!
Hey…where’d he go?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
They have a hot water in hell, that might be useful!
We’ll wait and see, you never know, maybe he gets scared a bit..
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
I IZ EDEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I EATED THEEEE BOOGERIE XCRAYONS AND eE STICKETD TENM UPPWE MY NOZZE!!!!
DIG, BARBRA, DIG!
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DASH LINE — March 25, 2008 #
Now it’s a legitimate punishment of burning in Molester Hell. You ARE a child molester! My son is 12 years old you disgusting piece of filth!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
But-But, he’s smexy!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
I’m gonna kangaroo with ya, Jesus!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Don’t worry Satan is great! He won’t back down.
We’ll kangaroo all night long babe, don’t worry.
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Hey, thanks for the offer, guys, but I’m still of a one on one typea guy, t’know what I’m sayn’?
So…uh. tiny lil ANGEEEEL, wanna come back to my place and “make a deal with the devil”?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Ok then. What should I wear? Oh, wait, the red nail polish goes great with my white robe. Classic always saves me.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Hey woah woah hey!!!
Jesus totally gets first dibs on the girl!! I mean, I’m GOD and all…
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Do I care?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
You never know ’till you try , Satan. Anyways, we’ll have to be careful - I don’t want to save you or destroy your dreams in any other way.
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
Good thing we were able to register!
Otherwise this site would have been a JOKE!!!
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
I mean look at me. I’m normal. I run around wearing women’s clothing and hump trees. Trees love me when I get all sweaty on them.
THE GOPHER SINGS ME TO SLEEP AND RAPES ME ALL NIGHT.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Satan, let’s not make things hard. I can smite yo fat ass down!
Lil Angel, my ding ding dong is the size of Africa.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Oh, God! I mean - Jesus. Is it also that black and damn dry? That won’t be good…
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Don’t fret, I have some lube in my car. I can go get it if you like.
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
C.SEORPOTER DONTERT TALKTST DRTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
BAD ABDABD BEPOEPLE!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
But it has to be pink. No other lube than pink. And watch out - I do bite a bit.
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
Hey tiny lil ANGEEEEL is mine!
C’mon, babe, It’s Showtime.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
And I will fret as much as I want to!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh, behave! Grrrr
It just so happens that I can make whatever you want appear in the palm of my hand. Pink lube it is.
Oh and uh, you can call me God. That’s my official name.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
I’m not gonna play with kids, dear 6 year old. But I can wait till you grow up. Angels do not age, so that would be OK. Until then, Satan can teach you some handy tricks.
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Cherade person. — March 25, 2008 #
Cherades kick ass.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
I can’t call you God, that would feel like bumping fuzz with your father..do you want me to think of THAT?
And “behave”? What does that word mean actually?
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
Well maybe if you learned to spell charades then they would kick more ass.
Or maybe you can just jump off a cliff and the world will be full of one less stupid person.
People suck…
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Technically, me, God, and the Holy Spirit are all the same thing.
*talking to self*
“JESUS I AM YOUR FATHER!!”
“NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
So it’s gonna be foursome? Oh, the poor immortal body of mine..
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Jhonny Knoxville — March 25, 2008 #
THE CYNIC MY ASS IS NUMB SO WHAT I SAY GOES.
I DO NOT SUCK AND THE CERADE PERSON DOES NOT SUCK BECAUSE ORANGE JUICE!
MY ASSSSS IS STILL NUMB! WHO WANTS AUTOGRAPHS?
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
But frugal jelly beans told me that you were llama Knoxville. So eat that!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
It’ll just be me with the power of three, which is even better. I’ll have you sore for the next 400 years!
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Witch Lady — March 25, 2008 #
Hands familian,
Start of five,
Right catilian,
Ravens dive,
Nightshades promise,
Spirits dry,
To the living,
Let now the dead come alive.
As sudden thunder,
Peirces night,
As magic wonder,
Mad of fright,
Rise a sunder,
Mans delight,
Our ghost,
Our corpse,
We rise to be.
TAKE THAT BIOTCH!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
ouch.. I have the power to heal,so what do I care! Let’s digg a hole!
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Bam Margera — March 25, 2008 #
WHAT THE FUCK?
The Cynical, Did you just diss Knoxville?
WHAT THE FUCK I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! I’LL THROW MY SKATEBOARD AT YOUR SORRY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Hey yo Witch Lady.
I can do that resurrection shit without all that crap. I’m Jesus, bitch!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Go Jesus, go!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh yes, holes will be dug deep.
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS!
I took a piss, sorry.
WEL, I’m back and I feel real good about myself.
Sup?
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
I have no ass. I’m just a brain in a jar. That’s why I’m so cynical all the time.
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Witch Lady — March 25, 2008 #
BUT I LIKE THAT CRAP!
IT SCARES THE PANTS OFF OF PEOPLE!
That’s my job!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
i wanna pet somebody’s pouch….
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Bam Margera — March 25, 2008 #
Then I’ll get Ville to…uh…I DUNNO I JUST LIKE HIM!
I’M NOT GAY! *shifts uncomfortablly*
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh baby, you get me so excited!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Hey Satan, congrats on the piss. I hope it rained down as acid on your prisoners in Hell.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Want a muffin, sweet baby jesus?
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Is the muffin made of star dust? If so…YES!!
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
LIFE IS MADE OF POOP. I HOPE YOU HAVE LOTS OF PORK IN HELL.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
It’s dusted with the stardust. That is a pretty expensive thingy these days.
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
SHADDUP[!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Who are you talking to, devil in rage?
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GOD — March 25, 2008 #
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, SATAN!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Stares down evilly*
IS “EVILLY” EVEN A WORD?? WHO’S THE BASTARD TYPING THIS FOR ME?! IT SUCKS THAT MY FINGERS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEYBOARD!!
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
Fingerzzzzz…
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
You can type with eyelashes!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Dad!!…chill…
Horayz for stardust! Satan taught me how to do dirty things with stardust…
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GOD — March 25, 2008 #
EYELASHES ARE FOR PUSSIES! I’LL JUST USE MY FISTS!!!
VBKOTUWEAGOWFIOQE9PTAWRHIO’FNLSKWHPIO39YTIBH2T63903HNIBFB’NI BNI’ TY890 Y098 RY9 Y9R2
That turned out well…
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
That Satan is ..uh and oh.. Let’s do the naughty to him together!
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
Well, duh you can type with your eye lashes IF YOU PUT THAT MUCH FUCKING MASCARA ON THEM YOU WHORE!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Naughty….
YUMMY YUMMY beets in my tummy!
I am totally on acid right now…thanks a bunch Satan!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Yay!We can stick the mascara to Satans ears!
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Yea, whatever, kid.
Just don’t tell your dad.
>_> <_< *shifty eyes, damnit!*
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MOSES — March 25, 2008 #
Mascara is pretty!
Let my mascara gooooo, bitch! It’s mine!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
i’m gonna cut my hair and bind you in bed with it. How bout that?
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Bam Margera — March 25, 2008 #
I’m still not gay.
Pssssssssst, Satan,
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Mmmm, S&M. Sexy as Hell!
Wait…is Hell sexy? Ohh Sataannn, I need to ask you something!!
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
DIE.
Everyone just DIE.
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Dude, Jesus. I dun swing that way, dude.
Go ask Bam.
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Voice of reason — March 25, 2008 #
You all need to STOP!
This is NOT funny!
This site is for a serious conversation, not this garbage!
Kandice is just trying to express her oppinions!
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
Voice of reason, I BAN YOU TO HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
WE’LL NEVER STOP MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kandice — March 25, 2008 #
Yea, Voice of Reason.
I’m Kandice and -I- don’t even like you.
Damn, what a wet towel.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
KANDICE CAN GO AND EXPRESS HERSELF , WE SO DO WAIT FOR HER!
I need some acid..
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Angel of Death — March 25, 2008 #
*ahem*
VOICE OF REASON, GET YO FAT ASS OVA HERE! YA NEED A GOOD SPANKIN FOOL!
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Tim Burton — March 25, 2008 #
BEETLEGUESE!
GEET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR DAMN MOVIE!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Saved some acid just for you, babe.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Angel of Death… my first lover.. Am I dreaming?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
One can rely on you, Jesus. Care to get high together?
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Angel of Death — March 25, 2008 #
L-lil Angel??
Is that really you? I’ve been searching for you for thousands of years. Where have you been??!
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Satan — March 25, 2008 #
HEY! I gave the acid to you!
If your gonna share…cut some in for me, damnit!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Way ahead of you!
Acid is fuuuun.
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Never fear the antichrist is here! I will eat all your evil cults, just point me in the right direction.
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Marylin Manson — March 25, 2008 #
-I’M- the only antichrist here!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Have been stuck as a guardina angel on Erth, but now I’m free. Where have YOU been, Angel of death?
Jesus, you’re God-damn sweet, huney!
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THE SIX YEAR OLD — March 25, 2008 #
I EASTEDDRINK PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HONETY FALAVORED EDEDED COOKEIS WIEHT YAHOAWPOOOOO.COM CHOCOALETE!@!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damien — March 25, 2008 #
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!
I’m Damien, you know, the kid from The Omen? Yeah, I’M the Antichrist, bitch.
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
But marylin is a girls name and therebywith you can’t be evil. For girls are sweet and made of lollypops.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
MM?!?! Jesus save me, that guy will do me a natural mascara under each eye!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
I wanna eat your lollypop babe!
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Come with me tiny angel, I will save you from the madness and we’ll live forever in a the heavens of hell.
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Angel of Death — March 25, 2008 #
Erm, well, you know…..
Destroying cites overflowing with sin, bringing death upon first-borns…same old stuff.*cough*
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
All your firstborns are belong to me!!!
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Voice of reason — March 25, 2008 #
oh I give up!
You people suck!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus is here babe, don’t fear! You can eat my lollipop.
Let’s bump fuzz baby!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
still the first borns? I thought people became a bit more clever, and kill them themselves nowadays…Nevermind.
Who will protect me?
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The Cynic — March 25, 2008 #
Hey that’s my line Voice of Reason!
I hereby deem you the shit of life.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus, you brave dead man! Are all your organs reborn? I mean -ALL?
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John — March 25, 2008 #
I just read all the comments and my conclusion is as followd: You people are not normal …
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Evil Girl — March 25, 2008 #
HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP I AIN’T NO LOLLY POP!
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Oh my sweet tiny little precious angel, if you wist to speak of organs, I’m really the one you should talk to.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh trust me, everything works just fine! I think some things are BETTER than before if you know what I mean…;)
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Voice of reason — March 25, 2008 #
I agree with John.
Get help people!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus, I’m beginning to worry… Is that antichrist your brother?
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Evil Girl — March 25, 2008 #
Jhon,
DIDJA JUST FIGURE THAT OUT OR DID YOU HAVE TO READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS? EH? EH?
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus, I’m trying to steal your angel here. A little cooperation would be appreciated. Me helping you with the resurection and all. YOU OWE ME!
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John — March 25, 2008 #
Evil Girl, you misspelled my name, it’s JOHN! STUPID TWAT! I wanted to read all the comments to make sure. At least the voice of reason is on my side.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
YO FTW MAN!?!
I didn’t get helped by no Antichrist. Daddy brought me back, bitch!!
He ain’t no brotha of mine!!
Come on angel let’s be nasty in an elevator.
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Oh poor Jesus, I did it and you know it… you were all like ‘oh no, the cross, it hurts, someone help me’ and I didn’t see your father nor your holy ghost nowhere dude.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Yay for elevators! Will you do the nasty to me, will you?
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Evil Girl — March 25, 2008 #
IF EVIL GIRL WANTS TO SPELL IT JHON THEN BY GOLLY SHE WILL!
Join the darkside, Jhon. Ya know ya wanna, babe.
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Damien — March 25, 2008 #
Hey I already established that I’m the REAL Antichrist! Me and Jesus are buds, don’t be ragging on him!
I don’t want the angel either, I want me a sexy succubus!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Elevator is it babe!
Going up!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Succubus? Where did you think they come from, dude?
Up -down, up - down, doooown -UP!
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Whatever Damien, I will smite you later, for now let me be all the succubus you could ever handle!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
That antichrist has eight legs, trust me.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
WOAH you want to be my succubus? I’m…I’m not gay dude.
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Oh…you were talking to Damien! I got a little freaked out there. Isn’t Damien a guy too though?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus is no gay, I can tell that so DAMN well!
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CWC — March 25, 2008 #
This is not helping Chris or anybody people. What is the point. This ia all just stupid nonsense. I also don’t think it is funny to be making jokes about Jesus and God.
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
Hey Antichrist since you have eight legs, can’t I try one of these???
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
hey CWC, and what bout angels?
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
You are all idiots, I exist on a plane where gender is non-existent and if your limited minds can’t grasp that concept than you can all go to the big bad place underground and I’ll have my way with John.
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CWC — March 25, 2008 #
Oh, The Virgin Mary. That just as bad. Not funny whomever you are.
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Evil Girl — March 25, 2008 #
*cough*tinylilangeeeelisaslut*cough*
O_O I didn’t say anything.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Hi Mary girl! How’s the weather at your place?
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
Weather’s always nice in heaven, but men are boring there!!
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GOD — March 25, 2008 #
JESUS IS CUUUUUUUTE!
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Ugh…thanks dad
*rolls eyes*
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Evil Girl, your ass is going to be bumped to fuzzy!
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
forget the men Mary, antichtist here hasn’t got a gender, but has EIGHT legs..
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
hey Mary, such a good girl, and I’ve been such a bad bad antichrist
whatcha going to do about it?
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Hey that’s my MOM you’re talking to you sicko!!
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Oh get a life Jesus …
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Jesus, let mommy be. She can still have some fun. Just close the elevator door, and we’ll have a whole LOT of fun too
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
I’ve already had two lives, beat that you big meany!
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
I’m gonna give you a spanking antichrist!!! a good one
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
Don’T you want an evil brother Jesus??
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Mom you’re embarrasing me!!!
down-UUUPPPP
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antichrist — March 25, 2008 #
Living and having a life are different J-zizzle. Now if you will just excuse me while your mother, her spatula and I have a good old time.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
Yeah Jesus! MOOOORE!
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NEO — March 25, 2008 #
Stop it, I am the one.
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Agent Smith — March 25, 2008 #
There he is, get him!
Mister Anderson, we are very disappointed.
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NEO — March 25, 2008 #
Hell no, I can fly, see?!
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Trinity — March 25, 2008 #
Run, NEO, run! I love you.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
what one? You’re not gonna be one, as soon as I bump your ass fuzzy! Go get some sleep!
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Pervy — March 25, 2008 #
Dig a hole!
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Morpheo — March 25, 2008 #
Let’s kangaroo, babies!
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Teacher — March 25, 2008 #
Mister Fry, are those your underpants?
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
yay panties! I want some!
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
who needs panties ??? I don’t wear any!
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NEO — March 25, 2008 #
Hi Morpheo, thanks for the pill you gave me last week. What the hell was that? I’m seeing white mice ever since.
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tiny lil ANGEEEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
oh Mary, you cute lil pervert!
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Holy Virgin Mary — March 25, 2008 #
hey tiny lil angell?? what’cha doing tonight ??
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Morpheo — March 25, 2008 #
pillow, pillow..oh THAT pillow. I don’t have a clue. Ask the God.
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Buddha — March 25, 2008 #
What up, suckas?
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Bender — March 25, 2008 #
Oh your God!
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The biggest rapper of the world — March 25, 2008 #
good night madafakaz
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Jesus — March 25, 2008 #
Good night
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The Mom — March 25, 2008 #
All this swearing! Shame shame shame on you!!!
You all need to have your mouths washed out with soap!
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Charlie The Unicorn — March 25, 2008 #
SHUNNN SHUNNNN SHUNNNNNN THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 25, 2008 #
shine on your crazy diamond!
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Abe Lincoln — March 25, 2008 #
I can not tell a lie!
I LOVE CWC!
Pens Bitch!!!
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The Maitlands — March 26, 2008 #
Barbra:Adam…are we in hell?
Adam:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE SICK PEOPLE???
Barbra: ADAM! Don’t speak like that!
Adam: I OWN YOU, HOE! *pimp slap*
Barbra:*bitch slap*
Adam: OH IT’S AWN NOW!!!
Barbra: BRING FUCKER!!!
To be continued…
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