My Dog is Missing
For a few hours every night I let my dog go outside on a clothesline/leash thing in my backyard. Tonight after a few hours outside, I went to bring him back in, but he wasn’t there. At first I thought he had got lose, but his entire leash was missing as well. Now unless he can reach up about 6 feet in the air and undo the clamp himself, someone took him…
Now let me make this clear: I can handle the hacked e-mail account, the hacked myspace account, the hacked facebook account and the 300 retarded comments you members of Cult with Chris have brought my way… However, if I find out that one of you losers had something to do with my dog disappearing, I won’t bother with calling the police or FBI… no… I will personally travel to where ever you may be and kick your ass myself. I will sneak up behind you with a baseball bat and teach you a lesson.
I know a few of you assholes know where I live, because you’ve made it quite clear. So hear me now: When I wake up in the morning my dog better be back on the clothesline. Or else.
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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MikeB — March 26, 2008 #
Damn K! That sucks! But you did bring all of this on your self. Still tho, people shouldn’t fuck with your dog, they should fuck with you.
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Satan — March 26, 2008 #
I WONDER WHO DID THAT! *cough*God*cough*
HOW SHALL YOU FIGURE OUT WHO IT WAS????? HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW???????????????????????
YOU WILL THROW ORANGES AT OUR EYES THAT DRINK BASEBALL BATS? EH? EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????
YOU REMIND ME OF CHRIS CROCKER!!!
THIS IS FUN!!!!
SORRY YOUR DOG IS GONE!!!
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Evil Girl — March 26, 2008 #
Or else what? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? EH?
Watcha gawna do bout’ it, eh? Ya gots no proof, eh? If ya beat on da wronga persons, ya get arrested, eh?
Apple pie, eh?
It aint’ fun gettn’ sued, eh?
Maybay the dawg ranaway cause’ ya rawn over itsa skull witha ya’ truwk, eh?
Blue Berry Muffins, eh?
Piano, eh? EH? EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????????????????????????
IMMA ROCKAH, EH?!?!?!
I ROCKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I NEEDZEZ SOMES ACIDS, EH?
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Jesus is not gonna be happy with this.
You run over him with a truck, then kill him and eat him a few months later, and say SOMEBODY else has token him.
You better go bump fuzzin, fuzz bumbin, and hole doggin. That could help you to feel better.
That reminds me - I LOVE JESUS!
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GOD — March 26, 2008 #
SATTAAANNNNNN!!!
DO NOT BLAME ME FOR THIS GIRL’S STUPIDITY!!!!
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Jesus — March 26, 2008 #
Lil Angel is right there, eating your dog is baaaad.
down down UUPPPP
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
and up UP dooown!
Yeaterday´s nighty night was nighty and SO DAMN GREAT! Oh Jesus, I love to scream your name
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
nauhty nighty night… Jesus, you´ll make a poet out of me!
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Abe Lincoln — March 26, 2008 #
I can not tell a lie…..losing you’r dog sucks!
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
We can buy you another one! Like look at the poor Cerberos - nobody likes him. Can you imagine the havock when all 3 heads are crying? Can you please love him?
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Cerberos — March 26, 2008 #
Ruff, Ruff, Ruff
Somebody love me.
Ruff, Ruff, Ruff
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Poor doggie! DO yoz want to be loved by kandice with a K?
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Cerberos — March 26, 2008 #
Ruff, Ruff, Ruff,
I want to be loved by anyone. As long as they dont run over one of my heads with a truck!
Ruff, Ruff, Ruff
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Scooby Doo — March 26, 2008 #
RUCK……RUT ROOWW!
Scooby snack prease!
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
I guess you´d probably eat the truck sooner than it could reach you.. Anyways - go and sit on Kandice´s lap. That will make her think of other things!
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Alicia — March 26, 2008 #
Kandice,
You should go to the police now! This is scary terrible highschool drama BS.
All of you people picking on Kandice need to grow up. What a ridiulous waste of time. Hateful, hateful, nonsense. There are real problems in the world you know. Shame on you. Do you think Chris would want this? You people are out of control.
I love cute with chris but I have no respect for any of you or your cause. This is very ugly.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Alicia probably won´t go bumping fuzz with me, Jesus and Satan. But they are very cute, even shirtless, really really..!
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Alicia — March 26, 2008 #
It’s not cute. It’s not funny. It’s fucked.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
You say this just because you haven´t seen them. Or you´re jealous.
Or afraid.
But hey, don´t be. They´re great. They may even talk to you after
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Alicia — March 26, 2008 #
I say this because you are all fucking up. You are fucking up and taking Chris down with you. Grow up.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Chris knows no way to go down, babe
And this site is going certainly low and to the deep end of Ascottes hole. Just chill and have fun.
Sataaan, I miss you!!!
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Alicia — March 26, 2008 #
Don’t patronize me. Kandice threatened to destroy Chris. If one of you guys stole her dog, she may now have the leverage to actually do that. Nice work dummies.
I told Chris about this site and about what is going on here. I can’t imagine that he would be too thrilled with his fans breaking the law in his name.
I will not chill and have fun. This hateful, careless, nonsense is not my idea of a good time.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Don´t be silly, who would have done that? That would be really cruel. Seriously.
Chris already knew of the site, don´t worry.
It wasn´t much clever to make a site as this one. But no fan of CWC I know - and I know a bunch of them - would steal someone´s dog, even Kandice´s. Actually, I thing we´d blow that person from he effing map. Stealing pets is just bad, worse than hating Chris. And that is a thing to say.
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Alicia — March 26, 2008 #
I couldn’t agree more.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 26, 2008 #
Welcome to the club, then.
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Ashleigh — March 26, 2008 #
Wow…
When I first came across this site, I thought you would definitely be a complete idiot. But my views have been altered slightly. I mean, I still like Cute with Chris, but I have never really been that involved with it. I enjoy it, but it’s not all I think about. When I watched the show, I never imagined that people could be out there going to that drastic of measures.
I mean, you’re stating an opinion. You’re fighting for something you believe in. That’s not wrong to do. They’re doing the same thing in supporting Cute with Chris. Hacking your Facebook and MySpace was one thing, just a childish, immature thing that was a slight shock to me, but stealing your dog? What the hell is wrong with people these days? I don’t blame the show for this, I blame human stupidity. Chris just made an internet thing that happened to turn big. People are taking it as way more than the entertainment it’s supposed to be, and I think that’s what is really making this seem like a cult.
Aside from my opinions, I am so sorry to hear about your dog. I don’t know what I would do if someone came and took one of my pets. I wish I could help somehow. Good luck.
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John — March 26, 2008 #
I’m sorry to hear about your dog. You don’t deserve that, I hope you find him again.
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Ashamed to be here — March 26, 2008 #
There is no teenage Kandice with a K - this is a stunt.
Don’t keep this nonsense going any longer.
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Reality — March 26, 2008 #
Let’s remember here. If the dog IS actually gone. There is NO proof that a CWC fan or Kandice wa K hatter took it. I certainly hope not. But truth is…ropes break. Clasps break. Dogs get loose. It happens everyday. I can see where that assumption could be reached. But the truth is. We don’t know what happened to the dog. Maybe it will turn up at a local shelter with it’s leash still on! I hope that is the case.
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Evil Girl — March 26, 2008 #
HI JHON!!!
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Chris Rules — March 26, 2008 #
Hmm… Let’s see. How much of a loser do you have to be to create your own hate website because a guy made fun of how you sent him 42 hate e-mails. Well, Ms. “Kandice-with-a-K”, I would have to say that you would be stooping to a level of desperation and idiocy that I have never seen. Get a life, and try not running over your dog’s head with a truck.
But, sorry about your dog. No one, no matter how much of a loser, deserves to lose their dog.
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sam — March 26, 2008 #
you people have no compassion. how can you be so inhumane? i get that animals are cute and all but someone just lost their dog and too many of you, instead of choosing to console her, choose to attack her. i think this is going way too far guys.
i didnt think there would ever be a need for a site like this but right now i think what you’re doing is smart, Kandice. i never really saw cute with chris as anything more than some series on youtube until i saw this site. i had no idea that people could get so involved. it’s just a show. please dont treat it as any more. i mean, i get it. having a following is cool. i know. but come on now, threatening her?? hacking into her accounts?? you guys can’t be for serious.
how about instead of attacking her, you go out and adopt a Zero with no eye? or how about a cute lil rabbit with a twisty head? no? why is it so hard to let this go? let Kandice have her opinion. it’s not a lot to ask for.
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Noel — March 26, 2008 #
I like how you automatically assume it was one of CWC’s fans.
Real mature.
The police aren’t going to care about your assumptions and accusations.
They care about facts.
Which you are lacking.
Sorry about your dog.
But I wouldn’t be shocked if he found a way to escape.
After all, you did run over his head with your truck.
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Alex — March 26, 2008 #
I personally think that your dog got away on his own. I mean, come on now, you ran /his head/ over with your truck….and some how he is not where you left him? Gasp, those crazy CWC cult members must have taken it. Of course it wasn’t MY fault.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure wherever your dog is now, he is in a much better place, rather than with you.
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Ashleigh — March 26, 2008 #
My God, people. Enough with the running his head over with a truck. The only thing you know about that situation is what Chris randomly blurted on his show. It could have been an absolutely devastating accident. Things happen.
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Kandice — March 26, 2008 #
Second, Ashleigh is absolutely right! I never ran over my freakin’ dogs head! Come on people. Chris totally made that up to make me look bad, watch it again, you can tell he just blurted it out of nowhere. The truth is my dog WAS ran over, by a redneck driver speeding down the street and he was never caught.
Oh, and I don’t live in a trailer either.
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Kandice — March 26, 2008 #
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Ashleigh — March 26, 2008 #
You got your dog back?
Congratulations!
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Scooby Doo — March 26, 2008 #
Right ron Randice!
Scooby snack? Prease?
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Evil Girl — March 26, 2008 #
Evil Girl thinks that 3 e-mails a day is quite a bit.
Evil Girl is very happy that you got your dog back.
GO KANDICE! IT’S YO PUPPY!
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Jesus — March 26, 2008 #
I ate your doggy for breakfast and then pooped him out in your house.
down - up - down - uuppp - UPPP!
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Church goer — March 26, 2008 #
Jesus is good! AMEN!
Praise Jesus.
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Evil Girl — March 27, 2008 #
I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
So, shup, babes?
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Juliana — March 27, 2008 #
Is this the same dog you ran over with your truck?
Thank God someone took him.
His life is looking up now.
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Evil Girl — March 27, 2008 #
Sorry, Julie, but the dog was stupid enough to come back.
Maybe it was the brain damage…
IMMA BANANA!!!!!
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Kristin — March 27, 2008 #
I agree with Juliana. Although, I love how you pin this on CWC fans. First off, why do people love CWC? Because they love cute animals. Animal lovers wouldn’t take your banged-up dog. Secondly, has your dog ever gotten loose before? Seriously, everyone I know thats had a dog, has had their dog run away at least once!
OOOH and give local shelters/pounds a flyer! Once a dog lands there, you have 1 week or else they get put down.
Yet you blame this on the fans!! All I can say is that your allegations towards fans of CWC are presposturous. I think we should all ban together and sue you, and your media-backing ZenSix Media Group for slander and defamation of character on your behalf. See how quick they’d drop you then. You have done more to insult fans of the show than Chris did to you. Thats what annoys me the most about this. You say that fans are a cult, regardless of whether or not the dictionary term applies to fans, it carries a derogatory air. Cult could then be the same as fan-club, but you choose to not refer to fans as a club, rather a cult. Then you accuse us of animal kidnapping? C’mon.
BOTTOMLINE!? No one took your dog. Your dog got loose. Now go to your library and make some flyers and get out your stapler. Start stapling to poles and local places. I dunno if you can notify police if the dog is not missing for more than 24hrs. If you say he was abducted and then you find him, they could charge you with making a false report/obstruction of justice. I hope hes off playing in the woods or chasing some tail.. hopefully he’s neutered/spayed?! Best of luck getting him home safely! Its sad to lose a pet, I see too many cats mashed up in the roads where I live
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Kristin — March 27, 2008 #
gah, and i meant preposterous. Oye its late. And the put-down thing could only apply to where I live… Good luck! And yes, I do wish you well with finding your dog.
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 27, 2008 #
Jesus, you rocked my life to it´s very core. Where are you now?
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Pers — March 27, 2008 #
Did you check under your back tires? JKJK I’m sorry. I hope your dog is returned to you safe and sound.
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Ashleigh — March 27, 2008 #
Lots of people obviously don’t read previous comments before posting…
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Jesus — March 27, 2008 #
I’m right here babe. RAWR
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Evil Girl — March 27, 2008 #
IMMA BITCH!
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tiny lil ANGEEEL — March 28, 2008 #
What took you so long, Jesus?! Do I have to find myself someone new?
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?? — March 28, 2008 #
u kno what you deserve that. i’m really happy your dog ran awa! CUTE WITH CHRIS ROCKS!!! bitch!!
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skater510 — April 2, 2008 #
i didnt know you can pick up the phone and call the FBI to report missing animals
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eve — April 16, 2008 #
why would you leave your dog tied up outside in the first place? that’s horribly irresponsible.
people steal dogs, dogs can chew their way off of a tether, animals can come into the back yard and intimidate or hurt your dog.
you’re asking for trouble when you tether your dog without supervision.
in fact, it’s against the law in MANY places to tether a dog for any amount of time, for ANY REASON without supervision (even just while you run in a store to get a cup of coffee or something).
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ness~ — July 15, 2008 #
DON’T EFF WITH THE CULT.