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pgyut, vrkgyk zkrr se suznkx o gs uqge. o gs iaxxktzre yzgeotm cozn yngct ot zaryg. o znotq znke luatj uaz o yzurk znk igx. vrkgyk rkz sk qtuc ol znoy oy zxak.
o rubk eua. - qgtjoik
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
lvdf ihg i fghishrgp fghj eir] mv fk jf [rut ffg (hehehe)
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
Ok I know this is code, but the only part I know is that
o= i
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George — April 18, 2008 #
Figured out the message:
Jaeon, please tell my mother I am okay. I am currently staying with Shawn in Tulsa. I think they found out I stole the car. Please let me know if this is true.
I love you. - Kandice
A = U B = V C = W D = X E = Y F = Z G = A H = B I = C J = D K = E
L = F M = G N = H O = I P = J Q = K R = L S = M T = N U = O
V = P W = Q X = R Y = S Z = T
Any questions about how I figure this out, feel free to ask.
What total bullshit. They just keep drawing us back in with their lies.
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
I know, what did i tell you… here is an even bigger event of drama, gone are the days of the chris cult. I bet you it’s only going to end with her committing suicide or something.
It’s a rather simple letter replacement code, i saw it on Zodiac. Just didn’t wanna put the effort in myself!
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Jason — April 18, 2008 #
aqdtysu, yj yi jhku. te dej sqbb jxu xekiu. y qc ed co mqo je xyi ixem hywxj dem. myix cu bksa.
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Somber — April 18, 2008 #
Lotion makes you slippery.
Humping makes you sweaty.
Hit that donut!
Oh.My.God.
Pens, Bitch!
This is just going to go on and on and on and on.
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
hi I am Kandice, i am a nasty naughty girl
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
hi i am Kandace too, i am really naughty
wanna steal a car?
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Somber — April 18, 2008 #
That was me Robert, I am messing with you.
*sigh*
This site is nuts.
Sorry.
I think I have Friday-itis.
Time to go home!
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C.Spot — April 18, 2008 #
Is it bad that I now watch Cute With Chris?
Fuck. So much for being manly.
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
hehe no worries I feel the friday blahs too!
and no C.Spot.. it’s ok to like Chris… he is hilarious!
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C.Spot — April 18, 2008 #
Dammit, I’m a convert.
I am the anti-Kandice.
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Robert — April 18, 2008 #
just don’t go getting hit by lightning and stealing cars in code.. that would just be silly
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C.Spot — April 19, 2008 #
True. Besides, I stick to conventional codes anyway.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Left, Left, Right, Right.
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Robert — April 19, 2008 #
ahh good old Contra! that code worked every time!
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Robert — April 19, 2008 #
do you think kandice likes video games? I would like to play wii tennis with her.. then i would tie her to a chair, shave off all her hair and leave her in the desert all alone!
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Rachel — April 20, 2008 #
now that was just rude Robert…..
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Robert — April 20, 2008 #
that was also a joke.. it’s from a weird al song..
th next line was
“sometimes in my dreams I can still hear her screams, boy i wonder if she ever made t home”
I thought some one would recognize it..
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Somber — April 21, 2008 #
Nothing is happening here.
Maybe this site will die from sheer uninterest………
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Robert — April 21, 2008 #
yes i slowly feel my interest waning…
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Somber — April 21, 2008 #
Well, there really isn’t too much else for our intrepid Kandace to do.
She has had her dog stolen, car keyed, put hate symbols on a website, had a police report filed, put a man in jail, insulted hundreds of people by claiming they were brainwashed by cuteness, house struck by lightning, run away, pursued by the law, committed a felony, broke her ma’s heart, sent a code over the internet, jacked a car, hinted at a love affair with an unknown swain…….
Oh, and let us not forget - She was humiliated by Chris in a show about puppies and kittens seen by teenagers all over the world.
What a busy little girl.
Gack
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C.Spot — April 21, 2008 #
^^^ that about sums everything up.
Of course, the fact that she remains a fictional character by an internet marketer probably shouldn’t be overlooked.
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Robert — April 21, 2008 #
hehe C.Spot, that is such a minor detail compared to all the work she has been up too.
I miss her/his rants and insane ramblings. Nows the hosers who planted this will not even give us the satisfaction of admitting they concocted the whole story. Thats the part that hurts, instead of saying HAHA we did this and end it on a high note, they are dragging it out and and killing it painfully
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Somber — April 21, 2008 #
Well C.Spot, thank you for exposing their scam.
Also, you will be glad to know that Chris has posted an old video of him on an airplane and he talks about being seated by the bathroom. It is manly. You will like it. Hahahahahaha!
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Pers — April 21, 2008 #
…shaking head…
Wow.
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Robert — April 21, 2008 #
YES! all hail our dark lord!
I got a pen from the Toronto performance!
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Somber — April 21, 2008 #
WHAT???????????
YOU WENT TO THE SHOW?!!!!!
Did he really ride a large dog with flames coming out of it’s ass?
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Robert — April 22, 2008 #
actually i had tickets and then couldn’t make it, so a friend went and she brought me a pen.. she refuses to discuss the dog!
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
C.Spot, dude, lovn’ ya more every day.
You watchn’ CWC!
Now do you get it? Do you see the greatness of Milord?
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
Yea…the fire ass dog was AWESHUM!
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C.Spot — April 22, 2008 #
Pens, bitch.
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Pers — April 22, 2008 #
I went to the show too! It was a fun night too - and I got two pens, bitch.
And some fun pins some folks from Ottawa made for everyone!
Whee!
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C.Spot — April 22, 2008 #
How was the show? I admit htat I have my doubts about it’s on-stage viability.
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Robert — April 22, 2008 #
i have heard he was amazing on stage!
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Somber — April 22, 2008 #
*moans*
Did he dance?
Oh, Lord….
Did he do his dance moves???
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Robert — April 22, 2008 #
M’lord is amazing
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
He did his awesome sexy dance moves…
Pers, remember, “Suck My Cock?”
I was just like, “If you insist!”
HE IS SO HOT!
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Somber — April 22, 2008 #
In your dreams Google!
This was a show about puppies and kittens.
I am pretty sure it was not XXX.
He is pretty damn hot though…..
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Robert — April 22, 2008 #
one day i hope to be his personal professional stalker!
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Somber — April 22, 2008 #
I want to smell him.
I wonder what kind of deoderant he uses and how he smells when he is sweaty.
*sigh*
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
Somber, anything is possible!
Oh, he smells good.
I hugged him.
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Somber — April 22, 2008 #
>thud<
Oh My God
You lucky duck.
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
Oh, it was amazing…best hugger IN THE WORLD!
The white suit…so soft…
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Pers — April 22, 2008 #
Hey Googles…
he DID smell so nice…and his dance moves…*swoon*. Loved it!
I need to find a man like that!
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Googles — April 22, 2008 #
Yea, you need to find one LIKE him cause’ he’s my hunka “cute” man candy!!!
;D
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Somber — April 23, 2008 #
*whimper*
He smelled good, was a fantastic hugger and his suit was very soft?!
I need to go and meditate.
OM
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Robert — April 23, 2008 #
this is fun, we have totally ignored the whole kandice angle eh. who ever created this site must be peeved we are not following their plan
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Pers — April 23, 2008 #
Heya Robert…
…I was just thinking that. This forum is very much off topic…
…but does anyone care? Maybe ‘kandice’ can send us another secret code or something. Maybe she’s joined the cirus? Or has turned blue? Or got bitten by a werewolf? May the adventures of Kandice never end!
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Robert — April 23, 2008 #
ya.. i need another message from Kandice.. og, where art she.. another 8 days without her is like….. an week and one day of pain! I hope she didn’t take her stolen car and drive off the face of the earth
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Somber — April 23, 2008 #
She is probably off getting preggers with her clandestine lover.
Or an STD.
That would be a good drama.
Or, maybe the car she jacked had a fortune of gemstones and drugs in it and now she is running from the mob/very bad guys, too.
Or maybe she slipped in the shower, hit her head, and now has amnesia. The only clue to her identity is a tattoo of Chris Leavins on her butt.
Who knows.
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Robert — April 23, 2008 #
after everything that has happened, i say the tattoo is most plausible
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Googles — April 23, 2008 #
Now I want a tattoo of Chris on my ass…stop putting ideas in my head.
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Pers — April 24, 2008 #
Hmmm…Kandice! Tell us more about your adventures!
Did you get your boyfriend pregnant?
Did you get abducted by aliens in a white van?
Did you become a spy?
Did you hide out in a costume shop?
Did you join a broadway show?
I must know!
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Somber — April 24, 2008 #
She was the naked woman in Cheney’s glasses, the mastermind behind Arby’s buying out Wendy’s, and the reason Wesley Snipes is going to jail for tax evasion.
Our girl gets around.
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George — April 24, 2008 #
Like a record.
Or the town bicycle.
Either or.
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Robert — April 25, 2008 #
i predict a Kandice message within the next 12-24 hours!
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Pers — April 25, 2008 #
Oooh!
*rubbing hands together*
I miss you Kandice! I can’t sleep not knowing what’s goin on with you!
You’re like a living ‘choose your own adventure’ book!
I hope she teleported back in time to have tea with Hercules and Buddha and save the world from giant ant farms from Uranus!
Kandice is a super hero!
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Robert — April 25, 2008 #
hehehe Uranus
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Pers — April 25, 2008 #
Tee hee!
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Googles — April 26, 2008 #
URANUS!
Sorry…I had to…
Did C.Spot disappear? Belive it or not, I miss him!
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Rachel — April 26, 2008 #
omg you guys are so dumb……..uranus isn’t funny, its a planet for cryin’ out load!!!
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C.Spot — April 26, 2008 #
Aww I’m missed
I’m thinking about building a CWC fansite/community that isn’t… well, creepy like Culty.
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Somber — April 26, 2008 #
I think Uranus is funny!
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Glowstick — April 26, 2008 #
What the fuck, really, guys.
I hope Kandice DID die.
I’m not saying I’ll kill her, though.
She hates that.
Enough of me to respect her wishes.
Like, what kind of chick does all of that shit?
Honestly, I LAUGHED when her house was hit by lightning.
Karma, bitches.
Signing off.
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November — April 26, 2008 #
hi, C.Spot!
so you’re a fan now, eh?
why don’t you hit me up?
if you’re thinking about it,
ask for my contact info.
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Googles — April 26, 2008 #
Rachel, don’t call us dumb when you can’t capitalize your words and say “omg”.
WE like being random. The comments were NOT directed to you and you are NOT apart of this conversation.
Please, go on myspace and “chat” with all your little teen friends while we have a good time over here.
C.SPOTS BACK YAY!!!
Glow, Kandice wouldn’t laugh if your house was hit by lightning…okay maybe.
C.Spot…if you make one of those…creepy is unavoidable…
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C.Spot — April 26, 2008 #
Yea I dunno what I’m going to do yet. I’ll add it to my mile-long “to do” list.
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Pers — April 26, 2008 #
1) Rachel - Uranus may not usually be funny, but in this forum of the bizzaro world, it IS funny.
2) C.Spot - good stuff - I’d visit that
3) I’m excited for a new Kandice post.
4) Me have no life.
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Glowstick — April 26, 2008 #
Eh eh eh.
I’d laugh with her.
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Robert — April 27, 2008 #
See guys I was right!
within 24 hours of me claiming Kandice would be back.. POOF! she’s back. I’m a freaking prophet!
Uranus!
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iceweb — May 4, 2008 #
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
YAY I’ll Join!!!
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He reminds me of my fiancee. They have the same facial features or something.
*ish lucky*
XD
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Whinney This — June 16, 2008 #
This Kandice thing is like a damn soao opera. It’s better than Wife/Swap or Trading Spouses.
hahahaha
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