Just a Little Pwnage for the Monkeys
Quite a few people have decided that their big proof that I’m a liar has something to do with a single comment, left by a single visitor. The comment in question is #6 here. Basically, some moron decides to say “I don’t think Chris wrote that letter”. Of course, this was after I not only updated that post with “This was an April Fools Joke…”, but also published an entirely new post.
Apparently, the kid calling himself “Malic is my hero!!!!” (funny, because I’m malic) didn’t like being called out on the fact that his comment was made after my update, so he started calling me a liar. Others soon joined the idiotic chant that his comment proved I was a liar. Where is your proof, Kandice!!!11… Well idiots, after trying to explain how Wordpress works to you, in words a monkey could understand, it’s obvious that you need more help. Even though people like Tristan have an IQ of 139… hahaha.
“Oh! And in case you were wandering, I have an IQ of 139. Look it up. Google “IQ 139.” It means I’m not an idiot in any way.” - Tristan
My dear, MySpace IQ tests that you find in a bulletin don’t count. I’m sorry… p.s, it’s spelled “W-O-N-D-E-R-I-N-G”, but I’m sure you knew that, with your big IQ and whatnot.
Anyway, it’s clear to me that the monkeys don’t like words, they need pictures to understand… so here you go. Click the images to see the full size.
My confession post: Made at 21:15
The idiot’s comment: Made at 21:16 - AFTER the confession post.
Once again, proof that I speak the truth and fans of Cult with Chris just follow along with anything they hear. Oh, but they have IQ’s of 139, so I MUST be lying…
Next time on Kandice Pwns Your Ass; a herd of sheeple attack Kandice in hopes of bringing her down, only to be brought down themselves. Until next time… suck it.
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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Terry — April 2, 2008 #
hmm. ill give you this one, you were right.
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SNAP! — April 2, 2008 #
BEST.POST.EVER!
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lies — April 2, 2008 #
fuck you skank. you are still a fucking looser fuck you!
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
SNAP: Thanks
lies: What’s a “looser”?
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Demon Girl — April 2, 2008 #
HAHA But what YOU don’t know Kandice is that the April Fool’s joke was on you all along! I had Satan possess you and made you hack the site and write the letter. So it was really Satan who did it and I changed the time stamps so you could make yourself look like the most moronic bint on the planet. WOO!
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Ouch. — April 2, 2008 #
Uh… can’t you just change your timestamp? Sure looks like those boxes allow you to change text to me.
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pointless — April 2, 2008 #
Whatever Kandice with a K! I can’t even read what your tiny little blurs say. What I can SEE is the “I don’t believe this is Chris” post BEFORE yours on that page.
What I know. Everything you say and do is a distorted , twisted, manipulation of facts. I believe nothing you say Kandice with a K. Certainly not this tiny, blurry garbage, produced by you.
Again however, excellent dissection of a post. You are a true master of taking only the tiniest of pieces that you choose to manipulate.
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pointless — April 2, 2008 #
Okay, Pulling it larger they are ONE minute apart. You really believe that in that ONE MINUTE span: your post was read, revealing that you wrote the letter. That information was chosen to be ignored. Then the post was written “I don’t believe Chris wrote this.” All in ONE minute? What would be the point?
We’re talking seconds here. All I know for sure, is what post comes first in the posting order. That was not yours.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
Pointless: umm… click on the images you dumbass.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
Yeah, but the update to the original “Letter from Chris” post was made a few minutes before that post was published. In fact, the update was on the original post for as long as it took me to write the confession post. Probably a good ten minutes.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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pointless — April 2, 2008 #
Kandice with a K. You will notice that the post ONE above yours says I had pulled it larger. Are you just that fucking stupid, or is there a chance that you had not yet read my post??
Is there a chance that maybe that is what happened with the “I don’t believe Chris wrote this” post?
No, I would imagine that for you, that could not POSSIBLY be the case.
That would NEVER work for you.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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Ouch. — April 2, 2008 #
Idiot, not so much. In fact, when you look at your own screencap, you can see that the timestamp can be changed in that the month box is a dropdown.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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Robin — April 2, 2008 #
Candice, the problem is you talk to much. When ever some one has a valid point, you twist the facts.. but then again this is your site, you have a right to do what ever you want here
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Tristan — April 2, 2008 #
Oh wow. I misspelled one word.
God forbid! Accidentally putting an “a” instead of an “o” makes me an idiot.
By the way Kandice with a K my IQ test was not on of those stupid online tests.
My family knew I was gifted from a young age.
So I was taken to an Educational Psychologist, and HE administered the test.
But I do like how you prove me right time and time again. Instead of thinking of anything civilized or semi-intelligent to say, you choose to bash and belittle people.
Hmm…… kind of like what Chris does? I think so.
AGAIN you are condoning what Chris does.
Way to go, Kandice with a K.
You still are just as stupid as all the people here.
(For the sake of arguing, I’ll include myself in this statement. After all, I am wasting my time on this site arguing with a thick-headed girl who will probably end up selling fries at McDonald’s while I complete my internship in FCIP at NASA. Returning here to post comments is starting to seem stupid.)
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Tristan — April 2, 2008 #
Oh, and before you even say it, yes I am aware that I said, “not on of those,” when trying to say, “not one of those.”
No need to point it out. I already caught it.
Why am I missing the “e”?
Because the “e” button on my computer is weak. I have to push it a few times occasionally to get it to work.
Hell, if I knew you were going to point out tiny grammatical/spelling errors as a way to “pwn” me, I would have proofread my post and caught that mistype.
I may be a borderline genius.
But I still make errors when I write that can go unnoticed.
I’m human.
And humans make mistakes.
I mean, you of all people should know this considering you make mistakes daily.
I’m still laughing at you.
The only defense you have against the things I say is to point out ONE misspelled word.
How does that make me an idiot?
Oh wait. It doesn’t.
I’m really tempted to go through and point out all the errors you’ve made in things you’ve said.
By your standards, I’m an idiot for one misspelling. So… still going by your standards, you’d be mentally retarded.
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A — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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B — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
By the way, an IQ test taken at an early age does not constitute the same IQ later in life. Look it up, Google “IQ”… hahaha. Wow.
“I may be a borderline genius.” - Best Quote So Far.
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C — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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Tristan — April 2, 2008 #
Kandice I had my IQ taken again a year ago. The number I gave you is the most recent number.
And borderline genius is the term they use to describe it.
Genius is Albert Einstein.
I am ONE point away from being comparable to Einstein.
I like how you still don’t respond to anything I said.
Wow.
You must really like to prove me right.
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D — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!!
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E — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!!!
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F — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE = LIES!!
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G — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MESSES WITH THE TRUTH!!
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H — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE HAS NO FACTS
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I — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE CHOOSES WHAT TO RESPOND TO!!
NOTICE HOW SHE AVOIDS RESPONDING TO INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!!
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J — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE DOESN’T HAVE THE FBI HELPING HER!!
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K — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE CONTROLS THIS SITE!!
HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING?!
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K — April 2, 2008 #
EVERYTHING IS SHIFTED AND MESSED WITH TO SUIT HER OPINION!!
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L — April 2, 2008 #
ASK HER PROOF!!
SHE HAS NONE!!
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M — April 2, 2008 #
ASK HER WHY SHE’S DOING THIS!!
HER REASON IS BASED ON EMOTION AND BITTERNESS, NOT FACTS!!
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N — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE BELITTLES PEOPLE TO DEFEND HERSELF!!
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O — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES ASSUMPTIONS!!
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P — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES ACCUSATIONS!!
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Q — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES BOTH WITHOUT HAVING ANY PROOF!!
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R — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE JUST LIKES THE ATTENTION!!
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S — April 2, 2008 #
STOP COMING HERE!!
YOU’RE JUST FEEDING HER EGO!!
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T — April 2, 2008 #
WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER?!
THERE’S NO POINT!!
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U — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE’S HEAD IS AS THICK AS CEMENT!!
TRYING TO CONVINCE HER THIS ISN’T A CULT IS POINTLESS!!
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V — April 2, 2008 #
THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE PROBABLY HAS LESS THAN A HUNDRED FANS!!
BUT THOUSANDS OF ENEMIES!!
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W — April 2, 2008 #
THE ENEMIES ARE KEEPING THIS SITE ALIVE!
IF YOU HATE HER, JUST GO AWAY!!
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Y — April 2, 2008 #
YES, I UNDERSTAND IT’S ENTERTAINING, INTRIGUING, AND INFURIATING TO READ THE THINGS SHE SAYS!!
BUT IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!
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Z — April 2, 2008 #
IF THIS SITE GETS NO TRAFFIC, IT WON’T LAST!!
STOP COMING HERE!!
KANDICE IS JUST FEEDING YOU LIES!!
AND YOU’RE JUST FEEDING HER GIANT EGO!!
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X — April 2, 2008 #
YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW!!
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ — April 2, 2008 #
SORRY I FORGOT THE X!!
IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT TOO!!
JUST LEAVE!!
THIS IS ALL IN MY OPINION!!
YOU NEED TO STOP COMING HERE!!!
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mr. anonymous — April 4, 2008 #
im done with your site. talkin to you is like talking to an add kid. you never stay on topic. im gonna take abc’s advice and just leave. youve dug your hole now have fun climin out of it kandice with a K.
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C.Spot — April 7, 2008 #
“I may be a boarderline genius. I’m one point away from being comparable to Einstein”.
Wow, congratulations for that. What has it gotten you?
Oh right, nothing.
Idiot.
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Janet — April 7, 2008 #
You are a pointless waist of time get and education you idiot. He wants to be dumb let him!!!! Chris gets paid to joke around do you? He is a comedian for God’s sake. Does he have to higlight everytime he is being sarcastic. He is doing this show for the Glendale Animal society free of charge. Kandice, calm down okay baby!!!!
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