I’m Going to Be in a Documentary About Cults
First things first, I’m going to make an attempt to calm the housewives down. What I said in my last post apparently offended some people, so I am sorry.
So, as I was saying… I’m going to be in a freaking documentary about cults! I was contacted today by a production company that’s in the process of making a documentary on cults for the Discovery Channel. They came across my site and thought I would be a good addition to the “cyber-cult” part of the film they are doing.
They are interested in the story of how I escaped the online addiction of CWC and how I am trying to shine a light on what really goes on. And to those of you blowing up my comments section, thanks! You’re just making my job easier by proving how nuts you all are.
And to add to the good news, I’ve had a few positive e-mails lately. In fact, one girl wrote me and explained that at one point she was contacted by “someone” (she didn’t say Chris’ name, but I have a feeling that he’s the “someone”) and asked to adopt animals from a shelter for the sole purpose of taking pictures for the CWC show, even though she lived in a small apartment and was not allowed to have pets. This “someone” knew all of this and recommended that she dump the animals in the woods after she took the pictures. This was when CWC was just starting out and he needed pictures pretty bad.
So yeah, I’m pretty happy with the way things are going. It looks like this is actually going to happen. I am really going to destroy Chris and his entire freaking cult!
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) — March 22, 2008 #
Come on!
It’s not a cult. Cult’s are satanic (mostly).
You can’t destroy us. Do you know how many people try to destroy fan-clubs of all sorts all the time?
It’s not dangerous. We’re not doing in bidding of Chris. If so, I would like you to bring it to my attention.
It’s not really an *addiction* it’s just a harmless obsession.
It was on freakn’ Yahoo, okay? It’s not evil.
A real cult would be brainwashing and killing others.
This is fluffy puppies and kittens. You just got mad.
Please, don’t go on T.V and embarass yourself by “exposing” something as innocent as fluffy animals.
There is nothing wrong with talking to people on the web about a common interest. Maybe if you read some of the stuff we post, you’ll realize that we don’t talk about Chris ALL the time. Go pick on Hannah Montanna fans.
It’s the same thing. (even though I loathe Hannah Montanna)
So just drop it.
And could you delete C.Spot’s comments? They freak me out.
Love,
No Name.
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Alphi — March 22, 2008 #
This is just wrong…. you really think that email was real??? common Kandice!!! you can tell the difference between entertainment and a sect can you??? I’ll help you with that…
Cult : A small religious group regarded as strange or imposing excessive control over members (taken from oxford english dictionnary)
The difference with cwc is that:
1- We’re not a religious group, just a very loving fanbase.
2- We’re not being controlled by anyone (Common!! you can’t really believe that adopting puppy email kandice!! please check your sources!!)
3- Though we state that we have no toughts, if you just read the things we talk about in our forum (culty) you’d notice that we have thoughts…
Not a single one of us have been brainswashed, and we’re loving and dedicated to our fellow member because we love each other, so yes, we might get angry when someone threatens us…. But in term of being angry, I can tell you that you’re WAY more angry than we are…
With love, Alphi
p.s. Still waiting for an apology about that DIE KANDICE stuff I never wrote….
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C.Spot — March 22, 2008 #
Idiots, both of you.
First of, Ms. No Name, if my comments freak you out then you need to chill the fuck out, smoke a joint, and get over yourself. Are you upset because I dissected that carefully constructed mental box of yours, or because someone came along and made you realize that you aren’t top dog/king shit/anything worth mentioning?
Deal with it you uptight brute. Come back when you’re a bit more relaxed, savvy?
And Alphi, oh my god, you’re dumb too. I mean, not in the same way, but equally as retarded.
Have you seen the “Culty” forum? That’s pretty fucking pathetic right there. The fact that Chris even references it in CWC episodes is also quite funny, but you all really ran with that one didn’t you?
What’s this about Cult’s being satanic? That’s like saying that Mel Gibson movies are (usually) about violence. Newsflash: a cult doesn’t have to be satanic to be a cult. Lets look at Scientology… pretty sure there’s no mention of Satan there, just Xenu, lord of the Space-DC5’s!
“But C.Spot, we all love each other!” - HA, good for you. I love random people I met online too. In fact, I spent a good portion of my last nights recording session trying to get in the pants of one genetically-unstable victorian-gothic uptight woman (I think she’s a woman anyway). That’s perfectly normal, and in no way is that creepy.
Go Kandice (with a K). I personally never gave a fuck about CWC or any of you until I happened to come across this website from something compeltely unrelateded, and believe me, it’s just as funny as it sounds.
Idiots, all of you.
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C.Spot — March 22, 2008 #
PS - Can you deleted NO NAME FOR YOU (name nazi)’s comments? They’re just too stupid to read.
PPS - BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
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Georgette — March 22, 2008 #
LOL I have to say this is pretty funny. I’m still elbows over ARSE for CWC, but your stories and hyperboles are quite entertaining.
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NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) — March 22, 2008 #
Hm. Good point Alphi. The E-Mail is probably one of us playing a prank on you!
Lol, good one whoever did that.
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Kandice — March 22, 2008 #
Alphi: My apologies, I’ve corrected the “About” page. It’s not my fault I thought you said that, it’s Chris’ fault. His comments section is retarded. It boxes the persons name in with the comment below them… making it look like you made the comment.
Everyone: I know the e-mail was real. I talked to the person on the phone.
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Jc — March 23, 2008 #
Hey i love CWC. I dont think of it as a cult, But a way to entertain yourself. He makes me laugh. I love cute puppies and kittens
but thats not the point. The point is everybody’s entitled to their own opinion but please dont do it in a negative way by saying bad words. If your gonna leave a negative comment do it politely. Be cool dont blow up. 
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MikeB — March 23, 2008 #
so umm, you people are SO FUCKING PATHETIC! i just found this site and had no idea what was going on and then i watched cute with chris for the first time.
that was the gayest, lamest, stupidest fucking show i have ever seen.
people.
go outside and get a fucking life.
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Jc — March 23, 2008 #
Excuse me mike there is no need for that. You can just say you dont like the show. There is no need for bashing. It seems that you cant read so well.. didnt you see my comment *sigh* some people…
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Jc — March 23, 2008 #
And FYI I do have a life. I am a grade school teacher. So please dont assume all of us here are as you say “fucking pathetic” we just like stating our own opinions but in a positive way unlike you… Asshole… pardon my french.
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ashley — March 23, 2008 #
hm…Kandice with a K..you? destroy chris? girl your helarious! your hating on chris for not reading your emails? wow how pathetic. getting butthurt because someone didnt read your email bahahh o wow big fucking deal. get a life KANDICE!
-ashley
P.S. your never getting on chris’s level no matter how hard you try mmkay?
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C.Spot — March 23, 2008 #
Again, I am sorry.
I am a horrible, horrible person, and I have been a jerk.
I know I tell you all to have a life, but really I am the one who needs one.
I’m just so lonely. I can only get attention from people online. But people only seem to want to speak to me when I’m being a dick.
So I’m sorry.
Please, please, please accept my apology.
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C.Spot — March 23, 2008 #
^^^ HAHAHAHA
Congratufuckinglations to the dumbass that posted that. Shouldn’t you be watching your video about a cat running around or something?
Unbelievable. This just proves that YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS (except for MikeB, he makes fucking sense).
HAHAHAHAHA, I’m still laughing about that. I can only imagine how that must have went:
“Oh look, if I write a comment using the name C.Spot (since anyone can use any name) I will own him and make him look like a loser”. Good for fucking you, that’s intelligent.
Well, here’s an idea. Since your bitchole-cunt-nuggets can’t take a little heat and have to resort to being five fucking years old you can count that every comment I make on this site will be from a different name. You know, just to keep things interesting.
Also…
NO NAME - go fuck yourself you genetically fucked supercunt.
Georgette - Diddo, only I’m sure you aren’t genetically fucked.
Alphi - Weren’t you the star in a few movies in the 80’s? Go back to your own fucking planet.
Booya bitches, this is going to get interesting.
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RaGtOp — March 23, 2008 #
!!!!! dud wtf is your problem?!?!?!
so a friend linked me to this site and I check it out and it’s all C.Spot swearing at people on this site. what a douchebag…….. i mean wtf!
seriously, CWC is hilarious and yall should get that its just a show rite?!
PS - You’re all fucked. Idiots.
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slow2go — March 23, 2008 #
^ LOL.
So argument gets flamed, and I’m going to guess that this No Name chick probably posted under C.Spots name. She’ll deny it for sure, but I know she did.
Too funny.
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NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) — March 23, 2008 #
Jc, are you a boy or a girl? In the other post you talk about wanting to beat up C.Spot, but here you’re a grade school teacher. What grade btw?
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C.Spot — March 24, 2008 #
No name didn’t do this.
I did.
My name is Julie.
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c.spot — March 24, 2008 #
I am a ***stupid head*** that uses names of other people. I do it in such vexatious way, that even 5-year old kid I pretend to teach can see that.
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C.Spot — March 24, 2008 #
I am a banana!
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c.spot — March 24, 2008 #
I neglect to mention that while I may attempt to imitate C.Spot, the lack of punctuation in my name is reflective of the fact that I do not pay attention to detail.
Also, it is reflective of the fact that I cannot truly imitate the amazing and instead must resort to being a lower-class abomination, much like a non-turbocharged version of a turbocharged car. Now, if only I could figure out how to properly format my comments so that the grammar is appropriate I would be on easy street.
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slow2go — March 24, 2008 #
lol lame Julie.
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NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) — March 24, 2008 #
Don’t call Julie lame.
But seriously….. she pointed something out.
This whole argument could just be one person attacking everyone.
Heck! Kandice with a K could be writing all of these!!
In fact, maybe Kandice is writing these angry threatening things. I mean, how would we know? Or maybe it’s not Kandice, but the same person over and over. How would she know?
Kinda nullifies her argument if she can’t be positive she’s hearing from a lot of people and not just the same ones.
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C.Spot — March 24, 2008 #
This site is a total joke. The admin (Kandice, with a K) needs to make it so that you have to register to comment. This would force people to only use a single name, or at the very least, prevent the lame dillweeds (ie- the people who are continually posting under my alias) from using other peoples names.
I completely agree with NO NAME FOR YOU, assuming that it was her that even posted that.
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C.Spot — March 24, 2008 #
This is actually C.Spot posting this.
Seriously, and I know that’s hard to believe since the comments section of this site got turned sideways real fast by some lame-o’s who decided that it’d be a great idea to flood this perfectly decent method of communication with spam and bullshit.
I don’t want to people to be apologizing, nor do I want to apologize. I never did, and I won’t. There is a reason why I’ve said what I’ve said, and despite the constant (albeit humerous) perosonal attacks that I have made have had made towards me, the fact remains that something about this site makes a little bit of sense and other portions dont.
Point and case, CWC is NOT a cult. I really hate to break it to you Kandace, but it’s not. Now, that being said, I also KNOW that Kandace is not really a real person. She’s a tool being employed by those that are trying to market and gain the attention of a certain crowd. She has made this very clear in some of her posts. Even if she is a real person, her intentions are not to bring a non-existent cult to the ground.
Let’s look at this logically, name-bashing and well-thought-out insults aside.
1) Kandance has a beef with CWC. Hell, after watching an episode I have a beef with it too, but that’s beside the point.
2) She’s made a site.
3) People came to the site and started hounding her. Death threats/obscene comments were made.
This is also about where I entered, and at first I was completely expecting to post logical and rational comments regarding her posts, but after seeing death threats, threats of violence, and pretty much the most pathetic attempt at tough talk (coming from fucking cutsey animal lovers, no less!) I decided that it was time to grind the dumb out of the dumbasses.
4) Somewhere along the way people got fucked up. This is when people started using each others post names, and now no one has any idea who’s who, who to believe, and who not to believe.
End reality: the comments section of this site is ruined until Kandace (or the admin) fix it, period.
Even then, I have no desire to sit here and continue to bitch out No Name anymore, so unless people can actually make logical comments that are reflective of the material posted, I won’t be coming back.
I do want to add to the people that decided it was time to start posting as me are quite funny. It was hilarious to come back to this site and see comments made in my name, and comments in the names of other people whom I’m sure did not write them. I bet that you are the kind of people that sit alone at parties, wondering why people like me (and the others that posted good flames/arguments) are scoring the hot chicks (or dudes, if that’s your thing), and why people like me run the world.
Inferiority sucks, so don’t become that person. Instead of posting stupid comments that are clearly going to get an obscenely negative reaction, why not post compelling arguments that actually mean anything?
Oh, and proper fucking grammar, punctuation, and spelling are definitely a plus too. I’m not the grammar/spelling nazi as everyone fucks up every now and then, but come on, do we really have to butcher the English language?
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C.Spot — March 25, 2008 #
What the bloody hell?
This is really C.Spot.
That’s probably that little bitch No Name or whatever the fuck her name was.
Grammar apples fruit of the loom now and here. People have no idea how hard the life of a pineapple is.
The coconut told me to say hi to the green seamonkey.
Are you inferior beings following, or is my smart talk to hard for you too understand?
That’s right, I’m so smart and full of myself that I made up a whole other language because english is not up to my ridiculusly high standards.
Ahem, now then. Eat do-do birds or fly away like a algi poop. Plank of wood is equal to Little Queen Ann and Nancy Wilson.
Stevie Nicks are so for me to purpleish-pink cotton.
You blue sky color yes no underpants for you to eat and have sex with.
Clovers, all of you.
I’m going to go play with myself now.
C.Spot.
P.S *Something rude* (what? I ran out of ideas.)
P.SS *something suggesting something vulgar*
P.SSS *something taking back the suggestion and the vulger comment*
P.SSSS *something saying never mind I would still tap that.*
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mary — March 26, 2008 #
I would be willing to accept any reasonable criticism, but the adopted animal story is the single most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard in my life, and the fact that you would believe it only speaks volumes about your own intelligence.
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Pers — March 27, 2008 #
I looked up the word “cult” in the dictionary, and if you ‘bend’ the idea of CWC enough, I guess it would fit…but then anything could be a cult.
cult /kʌlt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhlt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.
2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.
3. the object of such devotion.
4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
5. Sociology. a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.
6. a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.
7. the members of such a religion or sect.
8. any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.
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Pers — March 27, 2008 #
…and the story about ‘adopting pets just to take photos and then leave them in the woods’ is a tad farfetched. Pictures of pets are pretty easy to attain, even if you do not own a pet. Hate to tell you, pets can be seen anywhere. I don’t own a pet, but as an experiment, I went outside and took a picture of the first five pets I came across (three dogs and two cats) - the owners thought I was nuts, but all that to say - getting photographs of cute pets does not necessitate going to the pound and freeing pets in the woods afterwards. Since I have inputted my real email address in creating this post, you can email me if you like and I will send you the photos of the random pets I found without Chris’ evil influence.