
I’m Getting Screwed, I Need Some Help
I’m sure this post is going to end up getting a million comments from cult members just laughing their asses off, but I don’t care, I know I have a few fans out there. So fans, I need your help…
When I signed up with ZenSix Media, I was told that they would take care of everything and I would even get part of the profits from ads on the site, if the site did well of course. In a rush to get started with the site, I agreed and faxed back a contract, which I barely skimmed. I know, I should have read it through.
Well, today I was told that I should be receiving a check in the mail from them for my portion or March’s earnings. My check is for $11.25… at first I thought this was awesome! Getting paid to bring down a cult, sweet. And then I realized it was only 1% of what this site has made from ads!!!! I saw it in the contract and they confirmed it. I only get 1% of all the profits that my site makes! What the hell! That’s right, iHATEcutewithchris.com made $1,125 so far and I only get 1% of it.
So my question is this; can I sue ZenSix Media for more money or am I screwed? I don’t even officially own the domain ihatecutewithchris.com, they do. I didn’t realize it would be registered under their name when I made the deal. Is there a way I can get the domain in my name and move somewhere else if they won’t pay me more?
So if you’re a fan, please do not click on any ads or sign up for anything you see on this site. The profits do not go to me or my cause.
Any suggestions? … Cult member comments in 3… 2… 1…
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Juliana — April 2, 2008 #
Just think of it as Karma.
Hahahahahaha!
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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robert — April 2, 2008 #
you know kandice this is going to far now you stop this damn maddness and listen i’m trying to work out this situation between chris and you and no you will not destroy him he has alot of fans who will support him
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Demon Girl — April 2, 2008 #
HAHAHA!
YOU HAD IT COMING TO YOU, WENCH!!
Satan will rape you and take your 11 dollars with him now.
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Robin — April 2, 2008 #
actually Candice.. i have been monitoring and people did not respond as fast you you thought they would. I actually hope you do stay on, helps me kill time.
And sadly, no you cannot sue them. You made an agreement and should have read the fine print.
May Gaia guide your path
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haha — April 2, 2008 #
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haha — April 2, 2008 #
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jeppers — April 2, 2008 #
Stupid bitch gets what stupid bitch deserves. I’m clicking all of your adds now!
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Ashleigh — April 2, 2008 #
I don’t think you can sue for more money if you agreed to the contract. It’s irritating, true, but I don’t believe there’s much that can be done. Then again, I have about the legal knowledge of a cashew.
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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Ashleigh — April 2, 2008 #
Yeah. I’ll give a pathetic attempt at optimism and say at least it’s something.
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fad — April 2, 2008 #
Kandice, you are a trainwreck and I’m loving every minute of it. Don’t stop.
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Karma — April 2, 2008 #
Thank you, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
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Googles — April 2, 2008 #
Man, this is getting really good!
Kandice begging for help!
“Oh no! I’m screwed!”
DEAL WITH IT BABES!
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Ouch. — April 2, 2008 #
As a resident CWC fan who happens to be an attorney (yes, educated people watch the show too, contrary to your belief), if you read a contract (skimmed it), and signed it, you’re stuck. Unless you were under some manner of duress or something. But I highly doubt someone was holding a gun to your head demanding that you sign a contract to start your little pity party hate blog…
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A — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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B — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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C — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!
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D — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!!
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E — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE IS A LIAR!!!!
SHE TWISTS WORDS TO SUIT HER NEEDS!!!!
SHE HAS NOTHING BASED ON FACTS!!!!
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F — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE = LIES!!
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G — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MESSES WITH THE TRUTH!!
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H — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE HAS NO FACTS!!
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I — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE CHOOSES WHAT TO RESPOND TO!!
NOTICE HOW SHE AVOIDS RESPONDING TO INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!!
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J — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE DOESN’T HAVE THE FBI HELPING HER!!
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K — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE CONTROLS THIS SITE!!
HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING?!
EVERYTHING IS SHIFTED AND MESSED WITH TO SUIT HER OPINION!!
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L — April 2, 2008 #
ASK HER PROOF!!
SHE HAS NONE!!
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M — April 2, 2008 #
ASK HER WHY SHE’S DOING THIS!!
HER REASON IS BASED ON EMOTION AND BITTERNESS, NOT FACTS!!
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N — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE BELITTLES PEOPLE TO DEFEND HERSELF!!
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O — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES ASSUMPTIONS!!
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P — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES ACCUSATIONS!!
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Q — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE MAKES BOTH WITHOUT HAVING ANY PROOF!!
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R — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE JUST LIKES THE ATTENTION!!
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S — April 2, 2008 #
STOP COMING HERE!!
YOU’RE JUST FEEDING HER EGO!!
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T — April 2, 2008 #
WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER?!
THERE’S NO POINT!!
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U — April 2, 2008 #
KANDICE’S HEAD IS AS THICK AS CEMENT!!
TRYING TO CONVINCE HER THIS ISN’T A CULT IS POINTLESS!!
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V — April 2, 2008 #
THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE PROBABLY HAS LESS THAN A HUNDRED FANS!!
BUT THOUSANDS OF ENEMIES!!
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W — April 2, 2008 #
THE ENEMIES ARE KEEPING THIS SITE ALIVE!
IF YOU HATE HER, JUST GO AWAY!!
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X — April 2, 2008 #
JUST LEAVE!!
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Y — April 2, 2008 #
YES, I UNDERSTAND IT’S ENTERTAINING, INTRIGUING, AND INFURIATING TO READ THE THINGS SHE SAYS!!
BUT IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!
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Z — April 2, 2008 #
IF THIS SITE GETS NO TRAFFIC, IT WON’T LAST!!
STOP COMING HERE!!
KANDICE IS JUST FEEDING YOU LIES!!
AND YOU’RE JUST FEEDING HER GIANT EGO!!
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ — April 2, 2008 #
THAT’S JUST MY OPINION!!
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!!
LEAVE NOW!!
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Kandice — April 2, 2008 #
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ — April 2, 2008 #
Kandice–
I don’t see why it matters.
I’ve checked the AUP of my network.
I’m not violating any laws.
Oh, and I’m not spamming.
These are just my personal opinions.
I only decided to separate them into separate headings to accentuate them.
People don’t read long posts.
They mostly read short ones.
26ish short posts spreading my personal opinions will be noticed more than longer posts.
And that’s my goal: to get my post and personal opinion noticed.
Just like you sent Chris a bunch of e-mails to get your picture noticed.
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C.Spot — April 3, 2008 #
Ha.
$11.25. Enjoy
Also, alphabet boy, you are going through a lot of effort to defend your CWC hobby/obsession. Good for you
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ — April 3, 2008 #
Haha thanks C.Spot.
I was just super annoyed and super bored.
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honest — April 3, 2008 #
I dont know if you’ve gotten an actual answer yet, but from my knowledge, I do not believe you have any right to sue them. You signed the contract.
It was your responsibility to read it carefully before signing it. And you cannot take that name domain or sue them for it unless you have proof that it belongs to you. You do not have proof because you signed the contract - the contract stated that it would be the property of the company and not yours.
I’ve worked with the Office of Consumer Protection for a few years now and this is unfortunate. It happens way too often. Especially with cellphone contracts. I’m sorry to say, but I hardly doubt anything you do about this will work out. It was your responsibility. You signed it. No one forced you. You can’t sue them because you didn’t feel like reading the long, complicated contract. Next time, ask a notary to read it over with you, just to make sure you’re not getting screwed over like you just did.
Sorry.
Hope this helps!
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lsr — April 5, 2008 #
ha. ur so stupid, you didn’t even read the contract. better $11 then nothing, rite? u cud get more by babysitting for 2 hrs, sucker!