Hiding Out in the Rocky Mountains…
So I’ve been on the run for a few weeks now and things are getting crazy… just kidding! I’ve actually been busy with school and promised my mother that I wouldn’t get on this site until school was over (I needed to focus on my grades more than Chris).
Once again, I played all of you cult followers like violins. Since the birth of this site I’ve made it a point to show you all how easy it was to manipulate you. It’s not even funny how easy it is. It might be sad, but it’s kind of fun for me.
In case you don’t understand what I’m saying, let me use simple little words. YOU WERE LIED TO, BELIEVED EVERY WORD AND I PROVED TO YOU ONCE AGAIN HOW EASILY YOU ARE ALL CONTROLLED.
There was no Donald Greer, stolen dog, police statement, house hit by lightning, run from the police, stolen car, etc… need I go on? It was all part of a large psychological experiment. One that you were all part of, without even knowing it.
It took me six weeks to prove my point and prove my point I did. But before you all start claiming in the comments section how you knew all along, save it. You’re here. You’ve followed from the beginning. Almost all of you believed the police statement was real. And now, here you are, reading this, hanging on to my every word.
It’s the anti-Chris method. Instead of loving me and visiting my site every once in a while, you hate me and and reload pages on here until your little index finger starts to hurt. It’s a method of control, and you better believe you have been controlled (like it or not), much like reverse-psychology.
So where do we go from here? It’s obvious that nothing on this site can be taken at face value. Well, you’ll just have to wait and see. Take my hand and I’ll show you the light… or at least show you how stupid you are.
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!
WOO!
YEA!
WOO!
The benifits of staying up way too late…yea…
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
See?
All this…might I add…fake girl does is lie…things still don’t add up, “Kandice”.
I’m just here for the interesting people, the story doesn’t really interest me.
So what if we like a show that totally pwned you? You’re just a little girl throwing a FAKE bitch fit!
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Cut the shit “Kandice”. You and I both know that your traffic is next to nothing save a few people coming back and having flame wars with each other. You might fool some other people with your non-sensical bullshit, but you and I both know where this started and how it kept running. I’m half the bloody reason this site got as much attention as it did- where’s my share of the whopping $3 this site made?
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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Robert — May 4, 2008 #
hey hey I was right! I told you she’d be here
and no you fraudster, we have all been waiting to see what new lies you have conceived.. no one believed/believes you.. experiment.. honey, you are just pathetic.. enjoy your celebrity, you useless sack of flesh.
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Robert — May 4, 2008 #
Kandice you are so predictable it’s sad.
I think Googles, C.Spot and me are the only real humans here, and you can thank us for the posts. I just love watching a train wreck, and sun shine.. you take the cake.. a rather nasty bitter cake
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
I like flame wars!
I also like towels…towels are good…I also like Robert and C.Spot because they’re right about mostly everything…
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
When did I say I bought the sight? Learn to fucking read, I said that I’d try to contact the one-man-show that is ZenSix via PM on WickedFire, but since his PM box is full I never bothered following through.
Man, for such a smart “girl” you are really a dumbass. How’s that working out for ya?
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Not only that, but I think it’s comical that you made no attempt to refute what I said to you. Could it be that I’m correct yet again?
What you’re doing now is preaching to 3 or 4 people that get a kick out of this site. Whether it’s subigo posting as Kandice, or perhaps some other lackey, is totally irrelevant. My “nonsense” fueled this site from its beginnings and my “nonsense” called all its bullshit out too.
Why would I want to buy the site? To shut you the fuck up. Get it?
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
C.Spot…why don’t you just BUY “Kandice” so we can burn her…or him…or whoever the fuck they are they’re fuckn’ annoying…
Better yet, lets you me and Robert, gouge her eyes out, decapitate her, THEN we can burn her…in a bonfire…whilst we dance around it!
That sounds FUN!
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Nah, I’m gonna continue to flame “Kandice” (subigo/ZenSix) as long as they are willing to let me
At this point it doesn’t matter what it’s over. There’s no real reason to be on this site otherwise
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Sigh…okay…
Yea…I guess vitural flaming is more fun then literally FLAMING someone.
But that’d be fun too.
There’s no real reason to be on this site otherwise…exept for talking to me, of course!
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
Anyone with half a brain can see this site has visitors. Just look how busy it was while I was gone. You honestly think that because the majority of people coming here don’t post comments that they don’t exist? Maybe they just don’t want to risk communicating with you.
What else? Oh yeah, umm, I’m kandice, that’s my name. How does ZenSix talking about my site on a forum make me not me? Please explain.
So you hate me so much you would pay me to stop posting? But I’m not me? But you made this site what it is? But… whoa. You sure are confusing.
If you hate me so much, why don’t you stop coming here? Because, since you “fuel my site”, if you stopped coming, the site would die… right? I mean, if you weren’t here, nobody would bother to visit. If nobody visits, I don’t have any reason to post. So why try to pay me off (which you never could), when you control my traffic?
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
-I- come here because of C.Spot and Robert…just to talk, really.
And if it weren’t for them, I’d stop coming…you owe them, bitch.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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sandman — May 4, 2008 #
Okay, is this site real or fake? Fuck. I don’t even know if these comments are real. I’m starting to think you are all fake.
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sandman — May 4, 2008 #
Oh and I just made that comment to see if comments could even be made on this site or if they were all automated.
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Psssssst!
C.Spot! Check your YouTube e-mail thing!
No, sandman…I’m not fake…I swear to God!
But, I suppose that theres no real way of telling, is there now?
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
LOL there are so many things wrong with your logic that I don’t even know where to start.
1) There’s no denying that I created controversey in with my comments. Hell, I dragged the comments out as long as I possibly could before I had enough and decided it was time to just go with the flow. Where’s my check?
2) Your traffic has declined dramatically since you first launched this site. This post is a half-assed attempt to revive it, and I doubt it will work. Don’t be stupid- I’m in the same industry and I’m a lot better at it than you are.
3) I know for a damn fact that you don’t get a lot of uniques anymore. Many reasons for this, and a big factor being both a lack of interest and your failing ability to generate that interest. Sorry, but you went too big too fast with your posts and it cause traffic to die down. I can see this via the comments posted as well as publicly accessible indicators, such as alexa ratings and SERP ratings.
Again, I’m in the same industry, and I’m better at it than you are. Don’t try and bullshit me with your non-answer-answers, because I don’t but it, and neither would anyone with half a brain.
4) You’re just as likely to be “Kandice” as you are to be a fictional character set up by ZenSix. This could go either way, but I’m inclined to believe the latter.
5) Who said I hate you? I just think this site has run its course and it’s time to move on to other things. If I were to buy the site I’d turn it into a parody of the parody, as there is some brandability in the domain name, but don’t flatter yourself- you wouldn’t be posting anymore, that’s for damn sure.
6) Why would I stop coming here? Again, who said I hated you? You did, not me. I think this site is hilarious. In fact, instead of going out for lunch some days I’ll order in just to check out the hilarity of this site. I guess on that level you’ve succeeded, but probably not in the way that you intended.
7) Who said I’d pay you off? God you’re stupid. Learn to fucking read.
Closing comments: you aren’t as witty as you think you are, and your elitist post about all of this being some big social experient is laughable. The fact is that this post was an attempt to revive the traffic that you’ve since lost.
Sorry about it
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
And are you talking about this? http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/ihatecutewithchris.com ??? My site hasn’t even been around long enough for it to have any information.
And I looked up “SERP” and wiki says “A search engine results page, or SERP, is the listing of web pages returned by a search engine in response to a keyword query.” How does my site being in Google mean I have LESS traffic?
Anyway, if you people don’t think I’m me, go fucking contact ZenSix, it’s not like they don’t have a phone number and e-mail address.
Anyone else?
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Oooo so we can prank call you, eh?
Everyone who knows Googles knows she LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEESSSS prank calls!
Don’t tempt me, Kandice.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
LOL IDIOT.
I’m in the same goddamn industry- I own a company similar to ZenSix, the only difference being that my websites aren’t a hodge-podged collection of half-assed same-template using pieces of shit.
You get LESS traffic from Google because your RANKINGS ARE FALLING you IDIOT. GOD.
And why would I contact ZenSix? Based on what I’ve seen of him his “company” is set up based on a midly-successful PR service and no actual AM revenue.
Next. Let’s here what other BS you’ve got “Kandice”.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
That’s it? That’s the BEST response she could come up with?
C.Spot, you’re obviously pwning her, keep going.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Lol, yea, okie dokie babes.
I think he’s hanging YOU!
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Yea…sure.
Lol.
Kandice, you funneh.
So I’m a mindless sheep just because I agree with someones point of view?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
LOL what hole have I dig myself into exactly? Oh right, right, I haven’t, you just don’t have anything smart and witty to say anymore. Nice.
Show you my company? Umm, how about no, since that defeats the entire point of coming on here and anonymously harrasing you. Hell, you don’t even have my real IP address (gotta love proxies).
Though, in a bit of a change of pace, apparantly the people at Culty aren’t that bright either. I guess they thought that I used to post on their forum because I made the comment back in the day that I’d get their forum shut down (you know, for shits and giggles). Doing a quick background on “your” site reveals a forum help thread (http://help.aimoo.com/Help-for-Aimoo-Admins/URGENT-HELP-NOW-PLEASE-1-1019754.html), where the admin of the Culty forum is BEGGING for help on how to ban the guy joining their forum (they think it’s me).
Ironically, I’ve never made an account or posted on Culty. Isn’t it funny how dumb some people are? Hahahaha.
Don’t laugh though, because I’m including you in that blanket statement.
Anyway’s, back to making fun of you.
You fucked up in your posts a few times which gives me substantial reason to believe that you aren’t quite what you say you are. Obviously I don’t have administrative access to this websites cpanel or WordPress admin panel, but I do know what both of those panels look like and how they function.
Some things to note, and this is all assuming that you’re actually NOT ZenSix and really are a pissed off high-school girl…
1) Any actual business wouldn’t give a content provider admin access to the cpanel of the website. Hence, you wouldn’t be able to see the traffic statistics of this website as WordPress doesn’t have that functionality built into it. It can be added via plugins, but most webmasters don’t bother as AwStats is more concrete and in-depth.
Not only that, but to actually use that tracking software requires an advanced understanding how WordPress works, and I highly doubt that a high-school girl knows enough about WordPress, nor has access to this websites FTP accounts to update and install that plugin, to make it all work out. Seems fishy.
Yet you somehow seem to know what your traffic is. Funny how that works. Now, I might be able to believe that ZenSix keeps you updated on that, but I doubt they’d do it in real time. So… how would one know all of that information without being an administrator ZenSix themselves?
I have no idea. My guess is that you aren’t what you say you are.
2) You repeatedly fail to actual discredit what I’m saying. Instead, you try to shift the attention to something else that’s generally unimportant and entirely beside the point. What are you motives for this? Reputation management? Ignorance? Stupidity? Who knows, but either way I’m not the one digging a whole here.
Any affilaite marketer knows how the industry works. You seem to have at least a basic grasp, and there is no denying that the owner of ZenSix made several posts in relation to this website, it’s financial success (lack of), and other things relating to it. Now I wasn’t going to mention WickedFire (or any of the other related forums and posts made) but felt inclined to do so once the level of bullshit on this site got to the point where it was rediculous.
Anyway, next. What’s the next string of BS “Kandice” dearie?
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
C’mon now, I want to know what the next fabrication is going to be! How do you denouce logic and knowlege about how things work? HOW KANDICE, HOW?!
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
Second, you are stupid. I go here: http://www.statcounter.com - use my login and password and check my stats anytime I want. Your gibberish might confuse some people here, but even I know it’s easy as hell to see how many visitors a site gets. I used to use statcounter for my myspace until they somehow banned them. I was already familiar with statcounter when zensix told me that’s how I could monitor my site. Hell, just looking at tonights traffic I can see you are probably in one of these cities:
London Ontario Canada
Los Angeles California United States
San Diego California United States
Pittsburgh Pennsylvania United States
Memphis Tennessee United States
Surrey British Columbia Canada
Oklahoma City Oklahoma United States
Hell, in that last post you were willing to make a video for a 15 year old girl to “prove” (with your blurry video) that you make money online, but you can’t name the company you own for me?
And you say something *I* say seems fishy.
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Hey babes, I know you’re busy and all, but would you ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION?
You like avoiding things, don’t you?
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Okay, I’m not too familiar with statscounter so I’m going to give you that one.
There’s a few reasons why I won’t post my company site, the most obvious being that it creates a tangible link between myself and anyone else on this site. The “blurry” video that I made was done so in such a way that I couldn’t be individually identified, and the youtube account was made specifically for that video.
Hell, I even used an canadian-based web proxy for the whole damn thing, including this post.
But, that doesn’t change the fact that things with you, and this website, just don’t add up. It has nothing to do with me, nor my business, and at no point did I say that I know subigo (ZenSix). What I DID say is that I knew of him and how he runs his operation because he’s made it public knowlege.
But yes, the bottom line is that this all boils down to you. You still haven’t denied my insinuations that traffic is decreasing; you still haven’t denied my claims that REVENUE and PROFIT are decreasing; and you still have denied my claims that your rankings are fallig. At the end of the day you’ve managed to prove that you can track your traffic, which is always a great thing, but unfortunately you’ve proved little else.
Who’s the sheep here? The people calling out your bullshit or the desperate affiliate marketer/whateverthehellyoucallyourself trying to revive a pretty much dead website?
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Kandice honey, Googles is immortal when it comes to flame wars.
See? Look at you! You answer questions with questions!
Do it, you little whore!
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
By the way, if for whatever reason you don’t know what the hell a proxy is, it basically means that your statistics are showing me coming from one place when in reality I’m in another. But, you already knew that.
The other thing I’d like to point out is that you can try me from any level that you want- you won’t win. By now I’m pretty sure that, even though you make the claim that I don’t have an affiliate marketing and SEO consulting based firm (okay, so I never mentioned that I do SEO as well), you know that I know my shit. We can talk this business all you’d like, and we can start getting into shit that noone BUT an affiliate marketer would know, but all it would do is prove that I am what I say I am.
But, as I’ve already stated, you know that. You know that there’s no way for me to fake an affiliate networks redirect, nor check my stats in real-time. You know that I’m a seven-figure per year affiliate based simply on that, whether the fucking video was blurry or not, and because of that you can probably draw the conclusion that I don’t buy into your bullshit.
Next. Next string of BS please. I’m enjoying this
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
2. I have no idea how much money this site has made, they haven’t sent me my check for April yet.
3. Rankings for what? I don’t even know what the hell you are talking about.
4. I’ve e-mailed zensix and I will have all the information on you that I want by tomorrow. What do you want to bet?
5. Any other questions? Or are you just going to dance around the question of “your company”. I don’t think you have one, but IF, and that’s a big if, you do, I’m sure I’ll know about it by this time tomorrow… and who knows? Once I have all that information, perhaps I’ll make a post about you and you can see just how much traffic this site can send.
6. Anything else? I’m ready for bed.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Aw, Kandice is sweepy!
*snicker*
Still no answer from the little liar…of course.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
1. I’m sure it’s a lot lower than you’re actually telling seeing as how you don’t really have any major SERP rankings and low incoming links aside from a few non-sticky sources like technorati, reddeit, and stumbleupon.
2) Don’t get your hopes up. The million dollar check isn’t coming. The AdSense blocks are placed in bad parts of the post, adn the april 1st “hack” was only good for one day.
3) Search engine rankings dearie.
4) Yea, right. ZenSix doesn’t have shit on me nor do they know who I am. I haven’t actually been able to contact Subigo at all since his PM box is always full, and I haven’t bothered e-mailing them since I’m gathering it’s the same waste of time as PMing him.
5) Again, I believe I’ve made it perfectly clear that I won’t be telling you what my company is. Sorry, but you’re just a bit too much bullshit. Besides, if you somehow ever found out and started fucking around I’d have my lawyers on your ass so fast it’d make your head spin. That’s the beauty of the business.
A C&D starts it all, and I know for a fact that ZenSix doesn’t have a big legal budget.
6) What the hell are you doing up till this hour anyway? At least I’m tracking a new PPC campaign that I’ve just launched. Have you honestly been sitting here waiting for me to comment? That’s kind of… sad, really.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
[***********] hey eric, you there?
[el subigo] Yep, what can I do for you?
[***********] okay, so the guy cspot is still on the site and he’s kind of got a threatening attitude. he said he knows you from this site: wickedfire.com and anyway, you should read what he says about you guys in the last post i made
[el subigo] Okay, give me a second.
[***********] still there?
[el subigo] Yeah, hold on, I’m reading.
[***********] k
[el subigo] I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you, I know who he is. He’s lying about not e-mailing us, he asked if he could buy the site a few days ago. He’s just stirring up trouble to push your buttons.
[***********] so you know who he is?? does he have a company?
[el subigo] Yeah, I know who he is, don’t worry about it.
[***********] can i have his name?
[el subigo] Not a good idea, but if you want to mess with him just say this; “Can you drive with your HANDS FREE?” lol, He’ll know what it means.
[***********] can i have his first name at least?
[el subigo] Sorry, just like I wouldn’t give anyone your real name, I won’t give out his name unless he does something stupid.
[***********] can i at least post this convo in the comments?
[el subigo] Go ahead, but block out your screen name.
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Well, duh.
Kadice, pushing your buttons is fun. Jesus Christ, woman.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Who are you referencing in that conversation?
What am I supposed to know about HANDS FREE?
More importantly, and this is the kicker, who else other than me would be interested in buying this website?
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Tell Eric to clear his PM box and I’ll PM him on WickedFire.
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Kandice — May 4, 2008 #
Cameron.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Looking forward to your update
Is Eric’s PM box clear now?
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Robert — May 4, 2008 #
Kandice..
your are so full of shit.. that dialouge you posted is FAKE. The syntax of it indicates you are talking to yourself. As for Zensix, I have emailed him and have absolutely ZERO response.
As a matter of fact i know he’s i on your hoaxing, as i emailed him after you posted for Fake chris picture (remember the one you created then lied about) and he claimed that yes you recieved death threats and had your dog stolen.. and yet you confessed they were all lies. Then when i wrote him back to ask him to explain he ignored me… the think about your lies kandice, is that there are so fucking many of them, they don’t make sense. You have ZEO credibility. and yes it seems there are only 3 people on this sight. C.Spot, Googles, me and you.
And the BASIC question that has NEVER been answered is thus:
How did Zensix find you? When no one else was able to, how was he? Seems a little fishy eh?
I’m sorry sniggle beak, C.SPot, Googles and I pwned you. And as long as you keep replying we always will.
you think you have us by the short and curlies? Honey, with out us, you are nothing.. well actually that is what you are… an imaginary 15 y/o equates to nothing.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
No kidding, well said Robert.
What’s funny is that “they” think that they know who I am and what my company is. Even if they do, which based on what they’ve said they clearly don’t, they still can’t do anything. In fact, all that would do is verify that I am what I say I am. Funny shit.
And as I’ve said a few times already, this post is their attempt to salvage this website. The fact that ZenSix, if they are a fact a legitimate company, allowed this bullshit to continue for as long as they have is no only pathetic on a common sense/logical level, but on a business level as well. Any legitimate business would not want to be associated with a website that has done nothing but spread lies, fraudulant police reports, and other sources of random bullshit.
PS - Kandice dearie, my name isn’t Cameron. Nice try, but I have a feeling you’re going to fully in Culty’s footsteps and hunt after the wrong guy. Rest assured I’ll be here to watch it all and laugh
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Oh yea, I almost forgot.
“ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE DEAD”.
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sandman — May 4, 2008 #
I’m going to step in here and suggest that I win this whole game or whatever it is? Am I the only person to ever read this http://www.ihatecutewithchris.com/terms/
Read section 3 b
Everything on ihatecutewithchris.com should be considered satire. Nothing on this site should be taken seriously. The storyline on ihatecutewithchris.com is part improve and part script. All characters and events on this site–even those based on real people–are entirely fictional. All celebrity posts, letters, documents, etc … are impersonated … poorly. This site contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
I WIN I WIN I WIN.
It’s a link on the about page at the very bottom and says tos in light grey text.
What do I win?
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
LOL anyone that’s taken anything seriously on this site has anger issues. It’s very clearly been about bullshit since day one
PS - I never would have found that TOS unless you hadn’t have pointed it out.
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Pers — May 4, 2008 #
“All characters and events on this site–even those based on real people–are entirely fictional. All celebrity posts, letters, documents, etc … are impersonated … poorly. This site contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.”
Pfft, they cannot even write an original disclaimer. Hey Zensix guy, I hope you get ass cancer. Wanker.
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Rachel — May 4, 2008 #
Sssssoooooooo Kandice is back………
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Rachel — May 4, 2008 #
Kandice i have some questions, how old are you like 15? 16? Why do you hate Chris so much? No one knows who you are! why don’t you just forget about it?
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iceweb — May 4, 2008 #
http://warriorcatsworld.wetpaint.com/
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Rachel, Kandice NEVER answers questions…ever.
And I just don’t get this Sandman guy…but I have not proof that I’m non-fiction…do I?
I guess he can think whatever he wants…weirdo.
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C.Spot — May 4, 2008 #
Basically it’s the TOS stating that everything here is BS and should be taken as such.
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Robert — May 4, 2008 #
as i have said for a long time… thats why she is so predictable!
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Pers — May 4, 2008 #
That lame ass disclaimer is stolen word for word from the South Park intro.
I hope the guy that runs this site gets a yeast infection - yeah, I went there! LOL
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Googles — May 4, 2008 #
Yeast infection…uh…fun.
O_o
Painfully fun, that is…
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
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Glowstick — May 6, 2008 #
Hmm…I didn’t know words could bitch slap people.
This makes me laugh.
Hard.
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November. — May 6, 2008 #
Loldrama.
I’m so out.
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
Righhhhht… and it will hurt so bad!
You are over. This site is now pointless..
you have gone from trying to bring down Chris Leavins (which you will never be able to do because you are a useless hack) to a pathetic liar with zero credibility and well.. nothing.
I have been 100% accurate on everything, your lies and hoax’ and you cannot even answer a simple question honestly.
Go ahead.. release your bitch slap, and there will be nothing more then a couple pairs of eyes rolling.
Hugs and Kittens
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
Robert, you’re just as bad as CSpot, why don’t you two go be gay for each other somewhere else? You guys could talk about how you hate me and how much my site sucks… followed shortly by you both finding an Internet connection so you could come see if I have updated.
I own you and I always have. As long as you keep coming back, you’re my little bitch.
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Googles — May 6, 2008 #
POOR KANDICE SCHOOL SUCKS!
If I ever met you I’d pimp slap you with the back of my hand and It’d hurt like fuck…I’m sure you’d just go cry and write about it on here…wimp.
We come here cause we’re bored, not because we like you…
I- own -YOU-, hoe.
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
Why don’t you do something a little more fun, or productive, when you are bored? I know why. Because you can’t. I own you.
How do I know this? You’ll reply by the end of the night… and if you don’t, you’re wanting to really really badly.
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Googles — May 6, 2008 #
Um, no Kandice…I just told you we come here because we’re bored.
Yes, my life IS that boring. You try having a rare genetic disorder and see how much YOU get out.
Yea, I’m that bored. I have nothing to do, I’m in pain all the time so all I do is go on the internet.
I think you meant to say, “Very very badly”, not really really, stupid.
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
riight Kandice.
you own me like your dog was stolen, or like you ran away, or like “ZENSIX contacted you”. I am here because it helps me kill time, and i enjoy your spastic ignorance… even though i did read your terms where it says you are fictional.
Secondly, you in all your supreme arrogance seem to have forgotten that it was i who called your bluff on the FBI, the police, the police report AND the lightning. So frankly bitch i own you..
you should be on your knees thanking me for giving you to the ability to be a bitch, which is different from you being on your knees servicing the basketball team and the homeless, which is what i hear is a specialty of yours
I’ll reply to you every hour or so between my patients I see because it helps me kill time. Although i preferred it when you told stories cause it gave me a brief challenge to call your bluff. Now you are back just shooting off your mouth..
Soooo answer the question Kandice….
Are you still trying to bring Chris down? Cause honey, you’re doing a great job.
Oh and btw… why are you such a homophobic prick? Did you get jilted by the girl of your dreams. Making fun of minorities is so last century. Perhaps you want to throw in some racial slurs while you are at it… OHHHH wait you have already done that.
All your dreams are dead.
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
Second, wtf are you ranting about Robert? Did I hit a sore spot? Is CSpot in your lap right now? Are you brushing his hair for him? Aww. How sweet.
Look at all my little bitches. Look how they flock to me. I guarantee you little bitches loaded my site more times today than you did cutewithchris.com… hahaha. I would say that’s a victory.
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
Kandice, I do agree with you that school sucks, but i think your making it that way with your attitude……
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
……and you have a anger problem, if things aren’t going your way, you just close tha comments…..
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
Again Kandice, you never answer a question
and no C.spot isn’t here, however I happen to have a brother who is gay and unless you know the pain of watching some one you love almost beaten to death because of who they are, i think you need to close your mouth on that one, you horrible little troll.
So will you ever answer the question on how Zensix found you.. or on what your plans are with cute with chris. or will you just go throwing random insults about.
with out us you are nothing. realize that one
once again, you are pwned bitch
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
I seriously doubt you have has 1,000,000 hits…
proof is in the pudding, or do we need to re-iterate all your lies?
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
PUDDING!! MINE!!
sorry…i just had to do that!!! But kandice,yeah i know this is a hopeless question, but what do you think of gays?
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
.
2. They probably found me the same way people found my myspace account, facebook account, flickr account…
3. I’m taking Chris down in more ways than one.
4. I didn’t say I had 1,000,000 hits. I was referring to Chris’ fans.
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
kandice, kandice, kandice…
1. So your saying love c-spot? I KNEW IT!!!
2. How would that find you if they don’t know you?
3. Please name some of these ways
4. I don’t think chris has 1,000,000 fans, i mean i love chris, but many of the teenagers at my school don’t know who he is.
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
Just so you know, i’m not trying to attack you!!! i want to know what you think…
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
and yet you have never explained how any one was able to find you with only a name and a state…
wow you are an asshole. beaten because he was related to me.. i guess all the people in saskatoon know who i am even though i live in Vancouver, your logic is flawless. You are a homophobic racist and thats horrible.
thank god i am talking to a fictional character, because only a horrible person who make such comments and then joke about them.
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
LOL!! kandice, i’m not laughing at you…..
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
well you have now put yourself in her target zone.. first she will demean you, then when you point out a fact she will break out into slurs and hate..
then she will lie about her dog being stolen by an imaginary person, then run away speaking yiddish to an unknown person using tragically overused codex.
are you prepared?
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
No prob, I’m not worried about kandice!
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Robert — May 6, 2008 #
then all is good.
i tried being respectful to her, and tried to get her side of the story, but she just attacked me…
but that gay comment was too much.. living knowing my bro is half a country away after being bashed changes everyone.. Kandice can be as nasty as she wants, but when it comes to this type of hate speak I will not tolerate it….
mind you Kandice is a fictional character, as stated by the Terms of this site.
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Rachel — May 6, 2008 #
hm, i’ll have to read them…
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Googles — May 6, 2008 #
So, Kandice never respondes to my disorder because she knows she’s wrong.
THAT’S WHY I’M HERE, YOU LITTLE WHORE! I DON’T HAVE A LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE A GENETIC DISORDER! I HAVE NO LIFE?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
OBEY THE FIST!
DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS! *twitch*
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
Googles: You have more than a genetic disorder to worry about. Namely your addiction to my site and how I control you.
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C.Spot — May 6, 2008 #
“Kandice”, why the hate man? I didn’t do anything to you other than blindly call out your bullshit and it turns out I was scarily accurate.
So what if you know who I am? What does that prove besides I own a marketing company, can back up what I say, and completely and utterly owned you?
I told Eric I wouldn’t get involved so much anymore on this site and I’ll stick to it. He’s not a bad guy at all actually, I think he’s pretty cool.
LOL this site is wicked.
You own me? Please. The only thing you “own” is a keyboard so you can type away for your paycheck.
Laa laa, you suck and I rock. Robert, Googles, and I are awesome. Admit it, you love us.
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Kandice — May 6, 2008 #
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Comment #49: PS - Kandice dearie, my name isn’t Cameron. Nice try, but I have a feeling you’re going to fully in Culty’s footsteps and hunt after the wrong guy. Rest assured I’ll be here to watch it all and laugh
Comment #89: So what if you know who I am?
I think that proves EVERYTHING right there.
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C.Spot — May 6, 2008 #
LOL proves nothing. The only reason YOU know who I am is because ERIC told you. What did YOU do to figure it out?
Fucking nothing. Exactly. And what does it prove? Nothing, since all the shit you claimed of me is false, you know it, I know it, everyone here knows it, Eric knows it, and the whole fucking world knows it.
Kiss me ass, I know exactly what you are and where you came from.
<3
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Googles — May 6, 2008 #
Sorry Kandice, but what you just said was NOT a valid answer.
I don’t have an addiction, I just don’t have a life because my pain controls me…do you know what it’s like to be high on meds all the fucking time?
I don’t have alot of friends because they hate how I’m never in school, so I quit. Plus when most people see how I dress they freak out and try to avoid me…whatever happended to “it’s what inside that counts”?
So, 1. don’t take your anger out on people because you had a bad day at school…you lucky you even get to go. And 2. don’t say I come here because I’m you bitch, I come here because I have nothing else to occupy me besides CWC.
Some people have it much, much worse than you Kandice, so don’t fuck around with your luck.
Also, I have fibromialga and Delayed Sleep Phase disorder. And that’s not all, I just don’t have time to write down all the shit I have.
HAPPY FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY, PEOPLE!
Exept for Kandice, she’s to whiny all the time…EVERYDAY is Feel Sorry For Yourself Day for wimpy little Kandice!
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Robert — May 7, 2008 #
Kandice, you ignorant slut…
There is nothing illogical about what i said. you twisted it again i said. I never claimed to be there when a group of rednecks decided to do what they did. But i did pick up the phone from the hospital, and i did see the pictures and i did fly out to see him and hold him as he cried. Do you know hoe hard it i to look at a loved one, when their face is so battered and swollen, you can’t recognize them?. Do you have issues with other peoples suffering?
Probably not since you like to fabricate your own stories.
Sure I was not THERE at THAT moment, I guess that pleases you eh, I hope you NEVER have to live with that experience, you might be a bitch, but there are some memories NO ONE should have to have.
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Robert — May 7, 2008 #
BTW
how was everyone able to find your myspace.com,facebook.com… ect again?
seems a little unlikely that with only your name and state, they were able to.
Will you bother to answer this question this time?
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Kandice — May 7, 2008 #
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Kandice — May 7, 2008 #
I’m Kandice. *cough*
They found me because they’re made up of super FBI agents who were able to track me down. I also have awesome super psychic powers that allow me to send mind messages…so I just sent one to Zensix and gave them all of my contact information so they came and got me and stuff like that. So, like, yea…
*snicker*
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Aw! Robert I’m so sorry! *huggle*
Kandice has no right to complain…we do…LET’S BE AWESHUM TOGETHER!
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George — May 7, 2008 #
Seriously. If you guys just left, she wouldn’t have this site. It’s the same people over and over again posting replies.
You guys leave, she’ll have no one talking to “her” and keeping “her” going.
Seriously.
It’s getting ridiculous.
Simple solution.
Sorry to sound like a dick.
I just find this entire situation annoying, and I’m baffled why everyone keeps coming back.
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George — May 7, 2008 #
Um but yea.
Everyone should just leave.
I’ll teach you how.
Stop responding first.
Sure, check it once in awhile.
It’s intriguing, I’ll give you that.
But then just don’t check it one day.
Ween yourselves off guys.
Stop getting sucked in.
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
I’m just BORED.
I NEED people to talk to…well I have lots of people to talk to…but I need MORE people!
I love people! I also love talking! Sorry…I can’t help it…the people…I love them…
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Robert — May 7, 2008 #
you are right george.. i was always taking this as a funny joke.. then she made her homophobic comments… that went too far. So Googles and C.Spot.. you guys rock!
but i must go. i might pop by.. but not for a bit.
you guys are the bestest!
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
*sniff* YE SHALL BE MISSED!!!
Maybe I’ll leave too…I GONNA MISS YA ROBERT! I GONNA MISS YOU GOOD!!!
*goes into mourning for the non-deceased Robert*
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George — May 7, 2008 #
Hey Googles!!
You could always make your own site. Your own blog.
Then you could keep taking to all these people WITHOUT feeding “Kandice.”
Just a suggestion.
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Hm…where do I make this “blog” you speak of?
Oh…blogspot.com could probably work…*cough*
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Kandice — May 7, 2008 #
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Aw, poor Kandice is losing her people!
I need a way to tell you people what the URL is without Kandice seeing…I REALLY don’t need her sorry ass there!
BY THE WAY, I -like- getting hit by the door on the way out! It’s FUN, so HA.
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Kandice — May 7, 2008 #
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Like bitching about your “sucky” life?
I mean, I bitch, but I don’t bitch about my problems ALL THE TIME.
And I have something to complain about.
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Well, this is probably a stupid idea posting it here, but here it is: http://wittyancleverurl.blogspot.com/
I think I wanna make a new one with a new name…maybe.
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
To comment 95
How, other then that kandice is a secret alien or somthin’, did chris get the info for candice with a K? or was it you friends that put it on there?
kandice really all i have to say to you is…………..KANDICE LIKES C.SPOT!!! ^_^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
“HE’S AN ALIEN! LOOK AT HIM!”
“You’re crazy!”
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Kandice — May 7, 2008 #
Not hard to do. Is it really that hard to figure out?
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
hm, yeah, so thats a yes that you like C.SPOT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Perry — May 7, 2008 #
Umm wow, i saw the crazy CWC episode, and found this place.
I am totally confused as to what is going on.
If all that was fabricated… are you serious about bringing Chris down?
he is rather funny.
Is C.Spot and Google the same person?
Why so nasty to Robert…
dare i even be here?
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
HI PERRY!! this is where we make fun of candice with a K for hating CWC!!
i don’t think so.
nope
because she hates everyone.
dare you not?
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C.Spot — May 7, 2008 #
C.Spot is not Googles. Kandice knows that. Then again, she knows enough about me thanks to her homeboy Eric. I also know a fair bit about her, also thanks to her homeboy Eric.
LOL this site is where it’s at if you’ve got time to kill, believe me.
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
HEY HEY C.SPOT!!! Candice with a K LOVES YOU!!!! LMAO!!!!!
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES SHE DOES SHE DOES!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GAY MAN, NOT GAY!!!!
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Perry, it’s GoogleSSSSSSS…plural.
No, we’re not the same…why would you think that? Kandice knows…
OOOOOOO KANDICE LURVS C.SPOT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *psycho maniacal laughter*
I AM ZIM! I AM NORMAL! I WEAR PANTS AND WATCH TV!
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Rachel — May 7, 2008 #
MEATS OF EVIL!! MEATS OF EVIL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
candice and c.spot are SO CUTE!!!!
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Googles — May 7, 2008 #
Ack! I love that song!
I’m so sad it’s not on anymore…AND I CAN’T FIND MY DVDS!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What IS the meat of evil again…I remember it being balonga (sp) for some reason…
See? I’m already losing my Zim knowlege! Where are you DVDs?
Mkay, I’m going to save money then take a little trip to HotTopic…I neeeeed them…I need them or I will explode…that happens to me sometimes…
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Robert — May 9, 2008 #
wow I go away fr 3 dys… and absolutely no one writes..
Kandice, you are so owned it pathetic. have fun on your sight, it seems no one gives a flying fuck.
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Perry — May 9, 2008 #
how do you like that english bitch
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jose — May 9, 2008 #
I’m still here, just waiting for an update. What’s up guys? I think she moved to once a week, like chris.
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George — May 9, 2008 #
We’ve all decided to leave. Since this site is ridiculously pointless.
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Robert — May 10, 2008 #
i agree, i have had more intellectual discussions with potatoes….
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jose — May 10, 2008 #
If we’re all leaving, why are we still here?
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Perry — May 10, 2008 #
apparently this fruit, Kandice, needs more attention. she/they are a pathetic lot
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Rachel — May 11, 2008 #
She/they/it/him/Ann is very angry…thats why i’m not talking to her/them anymore.
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Googles — May 11, 2008 #
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *maniacal laughter ect. ect.*
Well KANDICE!
Looks like we’re not your “little bitches” anymore, eh?
Even -I- can keep away from this dump!
SO LONG, SWEETIE!
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jose — May 11, 2008 #
doesn’t all of us coming here posting how we aren’t coming here anymore kind of defeat the purpose? lol
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Googles — May 11, 2008 #
I just wanted to state that I’m not coming here…by coming here and telling her that I’m not coming here anymore…
Wait…okay hold on lemme process that for a second…shit, now my head hurts…
I think I’m going to go explode now.
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Rachel — May 11, 2008 #
yay, we’re doomed!!!
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Googles — May 12, 2008 #
RACHEL YOU ARE SO AWESOME!
INVADER ZIM ROCKS!
WORLD DOMINATION!
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C.Spot — May 12, 2008 #
Penis? Boobs?
What’s going on here?
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zum zoom — May 12, 2008 #
What´s the point?
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Robert — May 12, 2008 #
i don’t know… I have found this sight has gone so far off track it’s silly. Perhaps if the individual known as Kandice tried t build the whole anti-cute with chris thing it could be entertaining.
But instead, they went the route of being insulting, racist and homophobic, and thus became annoying and redundant.
there is no way now for any credibility to be attained, and thus this site is not useless…
if i were her, I would erase everything, and take a new fresh jab at things, because any one who comes here now, is instantly turned off.
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jose — May 12, 2008 #
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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C.Spot — May 12, 2008 #
I like cheeseburgers.
And fries.
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Rachel — May 12, 2008 #
KANDICE AND C.SPOT SITTIN IN A TREE!!!
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jose — May 12, 2008 #
ef you see kay eye en gee!
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Googles — May 12, 2008 #
I think Jose is still DRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK…
WHAT IS IT? a hunter de- WHAT IS IT? a hunter dest- WHAT IS IT????? A HUNTER DESTROYER MACHINE!
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jose — May 12, 2008 #
shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! KANDICE?
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
Uh…Jose? Y’okay there, bud?
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zum zoom — May 13, 2008 #
i has a cheeseburger
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
“Is it supposed to be…stupid?”
“It’s not stupid, it’s advaaaaaaaaanced!”
I found…my IZ…DVD’S…and I’m bursting with joy and Irken goodness!
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zum zoom — May 13, 2008 #
Squeedley-Spooch ?
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
Zim fan? ZIM FAN!
VICTORY FOR INVADER GOOGLES!
SQUEEDLEY-SPOOCH!
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zum zoom — May 13, 2008 #
i LOVE Gir!
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
I miss you cupcake…
Who doesn’t love GIR?
Half of my personality is GIR…can ya tell?
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zum zoom — May 13, 2008 #
I see, you YELLL like Gir , and I bet you have a swush-swush tail
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
Well, the yelling part is right!
XD
I LIKE THE CAPS BUTTON! IT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! LIKE GIR!
I like cupcakes like GIR…and Tacos…only, I tried chocolate bubble gum once, and it sucked…
But I’m pretty much permanatley sugar-high so that’s pretty GIRtastic.
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Robert — May 13, 2008 #
come on guys, stop being so silly
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C.Spot — May 13, 2008 #
Why?
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Perry — May 13, 2008 #
because it appears the almighty kandice will not return! she thrives on people trying to intellectual in order for her to put them down. if we are all silly, she will have nothing to combat!
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Rachel — May 13, 2008 #
YAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!!
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jose — May 13, 2008 #
KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! KANDICE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
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I think Not :-( — May 13, 2008 #
Everywhere we go-o
People want to know-o
Who we a-are
And where we come from
So we tell them
We’re from …..KANDICE
Mighty, mighty …….KANDICE
And if they can’t hear us
We sing a little louder…..KANDICE
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Googles — May 13, 2008 #
SILLY RAWKS!
I AM SILLEH!
WHY ISHISHEADSOBIG? WHYYYYYYYYY IS HIS HEAD SOBIG?
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
Who really WANTS Kandice to come back?
At this point, I don’t give a flying fuck what happens to that girl…she just puts other people down to feel good about herself and thinks she wins even if she doesn’t.
I hope she accidently falls into a giant mean processor…bitch.
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
No, I hope she commits suicide in a meat processor and someone makes a snuff out of it!
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
Wait, one more.
I hope -I- get to SHOVE her into a meat processor and THEN someone makes a snuff out of it…there…that’s perfect.
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Robert — May 14, 2008 #
well it’s been more then 8 days.. she is gone.. hit puree
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Pers — May 14, 2008 #
*dancing on ‘I hate Cute with Chris’ grave*
Whee!
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Perry — May 14, 2008 #
what if she comes back and claims that everything she claimed was false was false?
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Rachel — May 14, 2008 #
Oh Kandice, i know whats it like to be in love….i’m sure C.spot will still like you even though you were a jerk…
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
YES! SHE’S GONE!
No, wait.
“HA! You little Cult monkeys! You acually thought…ME THE GREAT KANDICE, would STOP???
YOU’RE ALL PATHETIC!”
Y’know, the trick playing was kind of clever at first…but then it just got old.
Gee, Kandice, if you want people to follow you and show them “the light”, maybe you should…oh, I dunno, BE NICE OR SOMETHING.
NO ONE, is going to want to hang out with a bitch like you.
Just accept it.
WE ARE THE RESISTY!
*snort*
THAT’S A STUPID NAME! (Rachel, Zum Zoom)
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Rachel — May 14, 2008 #
I love that show so much…ok, i’m going to say somthing that many of you are going to hate me for………
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Rachel — May 14, 2008 #
Kandice I want you to come back, i’m so bored and i want you to teach me what you know about chris…i don’t belive that you are made up, but that your just a pissed off teenager, mad at chris for making fun of you. i know i’m just as mad…
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
Rachel’s mad a Chris?
LE GASP!
Why?
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Rachel — May 14, 2008 #
I’m not really mad, but more annoyed…
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Googles — May 14, 2008 #
What happened?
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Rachel — May 15, 2008 #
idk…i got tired of all the games we’re playing, all i want is the truth…oh well
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Googles — May 15, 2008 #
Wait…who?
A boyfriend? I’M SO CONFUZLEDNESS!
Chris is your boyfriend? What’s going on? Where am I? I CAN’T BREATHE CALL 911!!!
WHO ARE YOU? I am-WHO ARE YOU? I am-WHO ARE YOU??? I AM POOP-DOG!
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Robert — May 15, 2008 #
It’s over now the music of the night
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Robert — May 15, 2008 #
Rachel sounds like Kandice in disguise
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Googles — May 15, 2008 #
<__>
*shifty eyes*
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Rachel — May 15, 2008 #
I’m Kandice!!! I was talked about on CWC!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! My life is complete!!!…………………….oh no, i’m Kandice ;_; *sob*
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C.Spot — May 16, 2008 #
Die… die… die…
… I can’t.
bonus points for identifying the movie.
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jose — May 16, 2008 #
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD, WHICH OLD BITCH? THE WICKED BITCH!
I think Kandice has finally left to die.
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Rachel — May 16, 2008 #
Can someone shot me please? PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Perry — May 16, 2008 #
thats shoot my dear, not shot
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Rachel — May 16, 2008 #
…………………anywho, can you kill me? or send(is that the right one?) me to china?
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Rachel — May 16, 2008 #
yeah, um, i guess i don’t want you to kill me, just send me away and tell everyone i’m dead……………………………………………………………………….I HATE THAT WHORE KARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Googles — May 16, 2008 #
O_o…
This is my son…he’s a bit insane at the moment, but he’ll get better!
Rachel…YOU POOR THING YOU’RE KANDICE!
Oh, honey consult a psychologist…
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Rachel — May 16, 2008 #
But no!!!! i have to go to canada!!!! to die.
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Rachel — May 17, 2008 #
Ok, really, i need to dissapper for a while…just intill I turn hot and sexy and Cody isn’t gay anymore.
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Robert — May 17, 2008 #
cody is hella gay
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Googles — May 17, 2008 #
WHO THIS “CO-DY”?
TELL GOOGLES!
I love Dani Filth…I hope HE’S not gay…
IS he gay…let’s take a vote…
AND DON’T JUST SAY HE’S GAY BECAUSE YOU’RE AFRAID OF HIM…
He’s not scary…he’s “misunderstood”…
And sexy.
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Rachel — May 17, 2008 #
????????????? wth googles?
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Googles — May 17, 2008 #
Daniiiiiiii…Dani Dani Dani….is hot.
I’m REALLY hyper so that’s what the hell…
HYPERNESSNESSNESS!
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My2cents — May 18, 2008 #
C.Spot — May 16, 2008 #
Die… die… die…
… I can’t.
bonus points for identifying the movie.
Heathers?
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/trouble.html
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Googles — May 18, 2008 #
Who DOESN’T love Potter Puppet Pals???
Me in my friends would go around singing those songs in school…people stared…
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George — May 18, 2008 #
GAH!!
Why?
I thought you were all going to leave?
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Googles — May 18, 2008 #
What?
Oh, yea…forgot all about that…
Bye…
Wait, can we stay and act like complete idiots so Kandice won’t talk to us?…I like acting like an idiot…
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
Now, George, didn’t you read the posts!!! I’m Kandice!!! But i lost my mind and now i’m starting new!!!!
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
I mean comments……see spelling isn’t a strong point in my new life.
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
……Or being smart in any way…….but i can sing quite well…….
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
Yeah, i’m just posting for the fun of it.
200!!!!!!!!
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Robert — May 18, 2008 #
she is gone now
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
Yes, Kandice is gone….but she has left me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Googles — May 18, 2008 #
Rachel, do you read JtHM?
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Rachel — May 18, 2008 #
Whats that?
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Googles — May 19, 2008 #
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac…it’s by Jhonen Vasquez so it’s awesome!
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Rachel — May 19, 2008 #
Oh, i’ll look it up!
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possum eyes — May 22, 2008 #
every team needs a WATER BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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possum eyes — May 22, 2008 #
googles will you be my fishy so i can eat u with lemon packets????!?!?!?!
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Googles — May 23, 2008 #
I always WANTED to be a fish…
OKAY.
Can we read Johnny, first?
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Googles — May 23, 2008 #
I’M A FISHY!
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George — May 23, 2008 #
Hahahahaha Kandice left.
As did everyone else…. almost.
Good. Good.
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Perry — May 23, 2008 #
I am still here, waiting on her resurrection
so far.. nothing
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Arinakay — May 24, 2008 #
I guess she was overwhelmed by everything.
Such strong words and no self control.
Although, I must admit. She does a good job at keeping people interested.
I’ll bet those people are watching her next move to simply counter it.
Kandice, you’re nothing against us.
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Robert — May 24, 2008 #
Indeed, we have crushed her!
Intelligence prevails!
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Robert — May 24, 2008 #
i miss C.spot
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C.Spot — May 24, 2008 #
Don’t miss me
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alison — May 25, 2008 #
Kandice will be back, i mean seriously, if i had a website like this that was as etertianing, i wouldnt be able to stay away, Kandice is probably checking out the site and watching the comments die down…boy it’s getting quiet
oh well, she wont be able to resist the fact that she was right when she said we would all leave if she stopped posting… so she’ll post to let us know that she was right, and we are her bitches
…the sory WILL continue
PS. who didnt miss C.Spot, its kinda hard not to
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alison — May 25, 2008 #
story*…not sory, what the hell is a “sory”…im sure googles could provide me with an interesting answer, googles is the bomb! love ya hun!
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Googles — May 25, 2008 #
Aw…C.Spot…*sniff*
I loveded you, piggy, I loveded you!!!
Huh?
I’m the bomb?
WHAT IS THIS INTERESTING ANSWER YOU SPEAK OF?!
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Googles — May 25, 2008 #
OH I GET IT!
(this is my typing oh I get it in num lock) 6 5 5
A sory is…a very rare species of a stork…that can only eat in the fall…and it eats the children…of…the Goddess Nemesis…and it’s best friend is a rubber ducky…who likes The Smashing Pumpkins (who doesn’t?)…and the stork makes fun of…emo kids…and kids that make fun of emo kids…and it eats cupcakes…but only the chocolate kind with white icing…and pink sprinkles…with Sprite (don’t sue) to drink…even though his faveorite drink is Mr. Pibb…because it’s better than Dr. Pepper…and it sets your best CD’s of fire…and it gives you plastic wear for your wedding gift…and it still eats the children of the Goddess Nemesis…and it’s “In Love Wit A Stripper”…and wears…top hats on a daily basis…and it watches Jackass…and is in love with Johnny Knoville…because it broke up “Wit Da Stripper”…and it’s best color is…orange…and it lives in a white room…and it is listening to Slayer right this very second…and it…does a bunch of other stuff…and it has…AIDS…so you can’t kill it…and it can’t die from AIDS because it’s a MAGICAL stork…and it watches…INVADER ZIM!…and…that’s it, I guess.
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allison — May 25, 2008 #
thank god googles cleard that up for me! who knows what i could have continued thinking about sory’s…my mind is a dangerous place, that i dare not venture off into on my own…
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C.Spot — May 26, 2008 #
Ah… that’s what that was. Thanks for clearing that up
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Huskaroo — May 26, 2008 #
Hey Kandice !
Just wanted to say how much you suck
Take care !
PS Don’t worry, you’ll never be as good as Chris. Hell, you won’t even be as good as Chris’ toenail.
PPS You really suck major dick
Bye !
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Raven Despret — May 26, 2008 #
Brava, Brava, Bravasima. Your not to terrible at this whole thing.
Let me state by saying I’m neither a cult member, nor a fan of you. I’ve seen the show and I’ve read your page. You’ve a few very fallible issues though.
1) Stop lying. The more you do the more you hurt your cause and mute your point. Your wanting to show how blind these “cult” members are. But all you do is try lie and manipulate them. Thus you do exactly what you claim to fight against.
2) Find a fact base. If you really do beileve what you say, find hard evident facts and supporting facts. don’t make up anything else. you’ve already tarnished your reputation.
3) Realize a MAJOR psychological truth. Mob psychology. If people find something that interest them, then they will try to interest others. Also, people look to fit in so even if said subject doesn’t interest them then they will learn to love. But any trigger can set this natural instinct off.
4) Realize waht you’ve done. You blame Chris for starting a cult, but you’ve turned around and started one yourself. two infact. and your’s is by far more dangerous then you claim his to be. You have made two based off of hate, rage, lies, and violence. his one “cult” is based off of entertainment, and sarcasim. You’ve gone to the extreme what you tried to fight.
5) People are stupid. They will belive ANYTHING to fit in.
I”m not trying to attack you, or defend you. I’m giving you advice so you don’t actually ruin yourself.
Keep up what you believe, but learn where to take it.
~Raven~
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allison — May 26, 2008 #
It’s so quiet…
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Robert — May 26, 2008 #
well maybe if she showed up again it would be fun!
Kandice where are thou
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Kandice is a bitch — May 27, 2008 #
omg its a internet show! you dont need to go trying to pull chris leavins down just because he is more popular then you will ever be. wow u are one messed person. ive read all ur articles and there all so stupid. once again its an internet show! i mean everyone has a right to an opinion but u dont need to go and flame chris all over the web. I am also not a cult member trying to protect my “leader” I would say the same thing about any other internet show.
have a nice life
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allison — May 27, 2008 #
If you want Kandice to start posting again say “monkey trucks”
I know it’s weird, but I would die if C.Spot said “monkey trucks”
… because I know deep down inside he can’t resist this site…well then again.. who can’t?
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Google — May 28, 2008 #
Raven…people don’t neccisarily NEED to fit in…but for the most part what you said is true.\
I hate fitting in…it makes me…squishy…and…PASTULIO!
I LIKE CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM*!
*please note that the previous sentence is for entertainment purposes only. I personaly have triend chocolate bubble gum, and as much as I want to like it…oh sweet Jesus that stuff is horrible.
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
MY NAME IS GOOGLES, NOT GOOGLE! SORRRY!
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emster — May 30, 2008 #
So, uhm.
I’ve watched Cute With Chris.
I’ve read over your website.
It’s wicked creepy you’d be going all out like this to take down a silly web show, sure Chris never put up your pets on his show, but that’s just it. It’s HIS show, I think he can pretty much do whatever he wants with it. Just like you can with this website of your’s, even though I’m pretty sure you’re crazy. Just straight up crazy.
It’s pathetic.
And, despite my liking towards Chris’ show, it was also pathetic of him to insult you for confronting him about not wanting your pet’s photos.
I’m sure there’s A TON of other people who had never had their pets featured either.
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kigan — June 3, 2008 #
actually you stupid bitch, it doesnt prove that you’re ’smart’ or ‘witty’ or ‘manipulative’. its just proof of how pathetic you are. are you obese? you sound like you are. only fat people have so more time on their hands (due to the fact that society hates them). you seem like the type of person society makes fun of. people like you dont deserve respect and in fact, you get none. you want to pretend that the things people say here don’t bother you but we all know its a lie. no one respects you here. why dont you go choke on a donut
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maggie — June 14, 2008 #
ok, i could NOT read all of that… I stopped when some people were all like “we make the site” … It’s sorta true… I came here by accident and only stayed and explored because of the funny comment wars. Sorry Kandice :\
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maggie — June 14, 2008 #
wait… Kandice is gone?
Is everyone gone?
Ahhhhhh…!!!
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Whinney This — June 16, 2008 #
Well, I told you so…about six posts back…anyhoo…
I want to be a TOTAL DRAMA QUEEN?
Tell me where to sign up!!! I need to buy some movies I have been needing to add to my list…
Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town is being re-released. I sure could use $11.
XD
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Karma — July 4, 2008 #
Personally, this only the second time that I’ve been on this site - The last time I was here was when I first saw that video which stated the link ‘to’ this site. Today, I became bored and started watching old C.W.C videos. One I watched was the episode in dedication to making fun of you. So I re-visited the site today, after however long it’s been now, and wasn’t surprised to find posts filled to the brim with idiotic lies.
I was not fooled. And this post isn’t something that made me ‘realize’ that all your posts were lies. Considering I just came back today, and hadn’t seen anything posted until now…
It doesn’t take a genious to figure you out.