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Goodbye.

I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll just come out and say it; I lied. I lied about a lot of things and now I’ve ruined my life. I’m crying as I write this. The people in Starbucks keep looking at me like they should come over and ask what’s wrong, but they don’t. I’m just some stupid girl, who’s probably crying over her boyfriend or something. So where should I start? How about the beginning?

The Beginning

I spend a lot of time online and Cute With Chris is something that I used to never miss. I loved his show more than any movie or television show I’ve ever seen. So I got carried away one night and sent him a bunch of e-mails, but I wasn’t trying to make him mad.

And then he used my e-mails to make fun of me. The one show I love dedicated an entire episode to making fun of me. I should have expected it, he does it to everyone. But I was crushed. And then people somehow got a hold of my personal information and hacked my myspace/facebook/e-mail/etc… That’s when I really got mad. I blamed Chris… I still do in a way.

Approached By ZenSix Media

So then ZenSix Media approaches me about making this site. They tell me they’ll do all the hard work and I just have to be controversial. “Make it good. People love controversial sites,” I was told. In return I’ll get to run a popular Web site and they’ll pay me monthly. I didn’t have a job and Chris’ last show really made me mad, so I figured I was killing two birds with one stone. The final words I was told before ZenSix handed me my password was, “Go tell a story. Keep people interested. Say whatever you have to. Do whatever you have to do.”

Let the Lies Begin

So I came up with a lot of lies. My dog never went missing. I was never contacted about a documentary. I never had a real conversation with the FBI (I did however contact them about all of the death threats and hacked accounts). There was never a Donnie, I made that picture. I never got screwed by ZenSix Media, they paid me nearly $700 for 2 weeks of working on this site. But there was one mistake that I should have never made: The Police Statement.

I needed something to back up my story and a police statement was perfect. I left a few hints in the statement thinking someone might figure it out (some people did). Like the Thornton logo on a Pike county report… people really believed my explanation in the Q&A? Anyway… another clue was when I mentioned “The Smoking Gun” when people said I couldn’t post the mugshot. In fact, the mugshot came from The Smoking Gun: View it here.

Felony

A few people took it upon themselves to contact police stations and FBI offices and SSA offices and the list goes on… They wanted to know if there was a file on me. They wanted to know if the police report was real. Well, obviously it was not. Not only was it a fake, apparently it was a felony as well.

All it took was a single phone call to ZenSix Media and they gave out my personal information to the authorities without so much as calling me.

Fast Forward to Last Night

One thing I did tell the truth about was my house. It’s pretty much destroyed and I had to move in to my aunt’s house. My mom was pretty upset about it, because she had lived in that house for almost 30 years. But that’s not the point…

Last night I was sitting in my aunt’s basement when the phone rang. I heard my mom talking and after she hung up I heard her crying. I thought someone had died… She came downstairs with tears in her eyes and then she said it… “Did you make a fake police report and post it to your Web site?” Yes. I told her I did. “You shouldn’t have did that, I have to take you in to talk with people about it in the morning. This is a big deal.”

We talked about it for a little while longer and it was apparent that my mom was about to break. She makes $10 an hour and can barely afford to pay the bills. The house alone is going to cost a ton to fix and God only knows how much a lawyer would cost.

So last night after my mom went to bed, I made the decision to leave. I wasn’t going to graduate on time anyway. At least this way my mom can live a little better, since she won’t have to support another human… but honestly, one of the biggest reasons for leaving; I don’t want to go to jail, court, etc… any of that. Perhaps it’s the cowards way out, but I’m not about to deal with all of that stuff. It’s major and it gives me a panic attack thinking about.

To My Mom

Mom, by now I’m sure you’ve read the letter. Please, don’t worry… I’ll be fine, I swear! I’ll call you after I pick up a pre-paid phone. I’m gonna stay with you know who for a few days and then I’ll be going to stay with another friend on the West coast. Trust me, it’s better this way.

To My Readers

So there you have it. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. One thing I’ve learned from this whole thing is that there are some messed up people in this world and a lot of them are fans of Cute With Chris. While I was simply playing a role, you people were serious. I mean, death threats? Really? You’re going to take time out of your day to threaten an 18 year old girl with death, because she made a Web site preaching against an Internet show? To you I have one thing to say: GET A LIFE.

And finally, to those of you that were nice or smart enough to know this was all make believe… thanks for the fun back and forth conversations. They took up a good part of my day and reading them is definitely better than wasting my life watching television.

…the Show Must Go On…

Fear not dear reader, you haven’t heard the last of me. Thanks to this lovely laptop and my new found knowledge of proxies, I’ll still be updating this site. Something tells me I’ll have a lot of free time and there are a few Cute With Chris fans that need an outlet for their anger. I’d rather them take it out on me, than their family and friends… consider ihatecutewithchris.com a public service…

Until next time…

-Kandice

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  1. 1

    Pers — April 10, 2008 #

    Kandice - I haven’t read what you have written today as yet…but before the rabble arrives I want to tell you -

    TRUTH sets you free. Hun, you’re going to be okay. You can get through anything life dishes out at you. A year ago, my life was shattered. I lost everything that mattered. For a long time, just breathing in and out and continuing to be alive (not live really) was my only victory. I’m seeing the light at the end of the tunnel - and I survived.

    You will achieve your dreams. You will do it. If you want to be a journalist, do it. You can do it. Put the past behind you because it’s passed. You are alive. As long as you’re still breathing, there is hope.

    Feel free to email me at the address I wrote when writing this. I would be honoured to help if I can…or listen if you need it. Be well, and all good things to you.

    Pers


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    Pers — April 10, 2008 #

    I’ve read everything you wrote Kandice…ever since the beginning…and I think you’re a very talented, fiercely intelligent, creative to the max young woman. Your mom wants you at home - safe and sound. She doesn’t want you to go away. Or run away from your problems. Your mom loves you.

    Kandice - you can face this. You can grow from this. Hell, you can get a movie or book deal from this (maybe in a few years from now though…lol).

    You’re still breathing right? That’s a victory. Where there’s life there’s hope.

    Call your mom. Now. She’s worried for you. She is not thinking about money or lawyers right now. She’s thinking about you.

    Go. Get off your laptop and call home now. Call collect if you have to. Get home.

    <3, Pers


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    C.Spot — April 10, 2008 #

    Wow, don’t I look like quite the ass for defending you as long as I have.

    Well, goodbye then. Good luck.

    Or is this a lie?

    Fucked, that’s what this is.


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    George — April 10, 2008 #

    You can’t run away from this Kandice.
    Look, I don’t mean to be rude or harsh, but you can’t run away from this.
    If the police are coming after you for this, they will find you.
    I mean, you made it clear in this post to your mother that you’re staying with “you know who,” proving your mom knows who that is. The police will question your mom, and she’ll have to tell them OR she’ll go to jail/be arrested/fined whatever.

    The fact is you have to face this. It’s tough, but you’ll get through it.
    Running is worse.

    I’m glad you finally admitted everything, but you should have done that a long time ago.


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    George — April 10, 2008 #

    Oh, and I know I said I was leaving, but you’re caught up in some serious shit, and the decision you’re making is the wrong one.

    That’s why I got back on to say my peace.


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    Lisa — April 10, 2008 #

    Talk about drama… hehe.
    I have no idea if this is true or not,
    but good luck anyways girly.

    Probably not the best idea to leave, though.


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    Pers — April 10, 2008 #

    Heya C.Spot…

    the same thoughts came to mind for me too…but even if I look a fool for wanting to support Kandice, so be it - I am a teacher and a human being, and we should all care about each other…especially when we falter or stumble.

    Kandice - if this is real (or if it isn’t) - talk to your mom…she loves you.


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    Liz — April 10, 2008 #

    satan’s tongue


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    Somber — April 10, 2008 #

    Kandace

    You are a very smart and creative young person. Be true to who you are deep down inside, respect and love your mom, and start to really think about honesty in your life.
    It took a lot of twisty thinking to keep this going as long as you did, and hey - that can be used for the good.
    I still don’t know what is truth or not, but I will say that it takes courage to turn a life around.
    Hang tough.
    Be kind. Be the change you wish to see in your life.

    Peace out.


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    Ashamed to be here — April 10, 2008 #

    none of it made sense. this was planned before the letter was sent to Chris. i still think it was a pure stunt. kandice with a k is probably not a teenage girl, but a group of people at zen six media. with or without the participation of chris.


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    Robert — April 10, 2008 #

    I have been following, and sad to say, she is still lying. Let the sympathy machine continue. I came on here with the purest of intentions and she took it upon herself t be childish and immature. Not only that she made people look stupid, sorry C.Spot, guess i was right all along eh?

    Well i might follow up later to see what lies have been spun.. and how do I know this is a lie?

    Look at the last few posts, “i would like to hear more about the stories in your life”

    Hmm slight foreshadowing?

    Peace out to those who spotting this hoax a mile away!


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    Debbie — April 10, 2008 #

    Robert, what do you think she is lying about? I’m not questioning you, I’m just honestly curious. Seems to me that posting a fake police report is going to get anyone in trouble and you can’t really lie about that.


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    C.Spot — April 10, 2008 #

    LOL Robert, aint life a bitch?

    You win some, you lose some. I honstly didn’t think that someone had the desire, nor the time, to carry on a sharade in the way that she does. Guess I owe ya a beer sometime ;)


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    Google — April 11, 2008 #

    Hey, Kandice.

    Really, this is suckish for you. I don’t want to be rude, but you learned a lesson. That’s good! It’s just another step in becoming a resposable adult.

    But on the other hand, this could be a lie. If it isn’t, I truley feel sorry for you. Something so simple as a joke ruined a girls life. Just don’t take things so seriously next time.

    And your life’ll patch up in the end. It’s not over, so don’t commit suicide, or anything. We all have our days.

    Now, go to sleep. You deserve it.

    And next time, just laugh it off. It’s a joke! ;)


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    C.Spot — April 11, 2008 #

    Yea…

    This will blow over. You’re a high school kid. You’re going to get a slap on the wrists, a stern talking to, and some embarassment. Deal with it and move on.

    A year from now this won’t even matter (assuming this even happened).


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    Google — April 11, 2008 #

    Can’t belive C.Spot just agreed with me. ;)


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    C.Spot — April 11, 2008 #

    :P

    Yes well, one can’t always sit on a high horse :)


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    Google — April 11, 2008 #

    Very true.

    Why must you torment us so? XD


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    Idon'tlikeyou! — April 11, 2008 #

    Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.

    Find a new outlet for your creativity and stay off the interwebs.


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    Lah dee dah — April 11, 2008 #

    Hey Kandice,

    You know, if you run away, you’re only going to get arrested by the police and brought back to your mom, and then there will be questions asked. Also, if you don’t graduate from highschool, it can ruin your life.

    But, good luck anyways, and I hope everything works out for you okay. I probably won’t be coming back to this website.


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    Google — April 12, 2008 #

    Don’t run Kandy. Ever seen COPS?

    You get arrested for whatever you did AND running.

    That would suck.


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    C.Spot — April 12, 2008 #

    Whatcha gonna do when they come for you… BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS!


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    George — April 13, 2008 #

    Yay. Everyone has left.
    Good.


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    Robert — April 13, 2008 #

    i watch occasionally, but i guess now that Kandice and C.spot are done demeaning themselves, there is nothing much left


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    George — April 13, 2008 #

    Haha yea.


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    Googles — April 13, 2008 #

    Ha, C.Spot was with Kandice…good times, good times.

    IN THE END, the good won.

    -I- remember when he thought he was SO KEWL and SO SMART….yea…that’s good.


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    C.Spot — April 13, 2008 #

    I am “kewl” and smart, but unfortunately I’m also trusting of people. Too bad, these days that can get you killed and ridiculed by a bunch of internet thugs.

    :)


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    George — April 13, 2008 #

    Hahaha “internet thugs” haha.

    Hmm…. I’m not going to lie…. I’m still curious to know what happened to the mysterious lying Kandice…..


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    Lisa — April 13, 2008 #

    Me too, George.
    Kandice will probably return with another ridiculous story.


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    C.Spot — April 14, 2008 #

    lol who the fuck cares. She’s probably off concocting another web of lies to get caught up in.

    Or maybe she got arrested.

    Or maybe she’s really a 28 year old man.

    Yea, that last one is probably right.


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    Robert — April 14, 2008 #

    I am just happy I took the high road, and called her on all her inaccuracies. Her lies were horribly constructed, with holes so large you could drive a truck through. Honestly if anyone here actually believed her Thornton County report story, then they should be taken out back and beaten.

    and for the record, since no signatures were forged, and she did not use the form for black mail, or any legal cases, it was not illegal to do. Especially since “Donald Greer” is a fictitious person. Just thought i’d drop that if any of you honestly believe she/he is on the run.

    I bet who ever “kandice” is out there concocting another story.


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    Robert — April 14, 2008 #

    Also, how did the website provider “find her”

    you can’t exactly find people on the internet with only their first names.


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    George — April 14, 2008 #

    Yea…….


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    C.Spot — April 14, 2008 #

    Admittedly, the guys that marketed this website were able to make a few bucks pretty easily. Not a bad way to pay for that new TV… ;)


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    Robert — April 14, 2008 #

    we were told they made money…. perhaps not.. all we have is kandices claim, and as far as we know, that is yet another fabrication!


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    C.Spot — April 14, 2008 #

    True, but I actually communicate with the guys at ZenSix via a webmaster forum. I know what they’re doing and how they set this up, right down to the supposed “hacks”.

    I like playing along with everyone :)


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    kigan — April 14, 2008 #

    im GLAD you got caught

    i hope you learned a lesson. so chris made fun of you, so what. it was NOT a big deal, he does it to many people. it was you who tried to do something really harmful to him. isn’t karma a lovely thing? lmao you fail

    furthermore, making a fake police statement was about the dumbest thing you could have done and i’m not surprised you did. you’ve been doing stupid shit since you started this whole pathetic thing. be an adult and take responsibility for your actions and dont blame zensix


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    Somber — April 14, 2008 #

    Still no little felon?
    Huh.
    Maybe she is headed for Toronto to see the live Cute With Chris Show!


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    Joanna — April 14, 2008 #

    Dang. I can’t believe I bought the fake police report. I guess it was because I just didn’t bother to put much thought or time into debunking it.

    I think Kandice, Robert, Robin and possibly others are the same person.

    Think about it all the clues she talks about are ones that Robert/Robin supposedly found. Now Robert is supplying us with further clues to how this might be fake.

    But fool me once and so on so forth, bottom line I don’t buy this story for a second.

    First, falsifying a police report pertains to deliberately reporting to the police something you know to be false. If she actually filed a report with the police about her dog being nabbed then yeah that would be a felony (cause in Illinois stealing a dog is a felony and hence falsely reporting dog theft is also a felony). In any case that’s not what Kandice alleged, she made a fake and apparently not even a convincing fake, police report and posted it on a website for entertainment purposes. I doubt a manhunt is going to be launched for that. If that was the case, every crime videogame I ever played would have landed the designers in jail, all the way back to Police Quest.

    Again was it not Robert/Robin who first suggested this might be illegal? And now is it not Robert/Robin that is saying it is not? So you plant the set up for the next story line and then you debunk it. Goddamn Kandi Robertin, as I shall now call you, you are a genius!

    Second, police don’t call first. Why would a cop call and be like “By the way we’re coming to arrest you.”? Sit tight. Or “hey we think you did something illegal would you please come down to the station? You know when you get a chance.” Police come to your house when they have questions for you about felonies. They don’t call your mommy and ask her to bring you to the station, especially when you are a legal adult.

    Third, all the stuff is still here to be viewed. If the content was criminal, police would have asked the site to be shut down or at least the report to be removed. At the very least Zen-Six would take it down to avoid a lawsuit.

    Fourth, lawyers are free. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Mom wouldn’t have to pay a dime, because, again she’s 18.

    Fifth, when lightning strikes your house there is this wonderful thing called home owner’s insurance. If you have a mortgage. you have home owner’s insurance, banks require it. If you own your house out right, and you don’t have basic homeowner’s insurance with storm damage coverage, uh, you are an idiot, and you don’t get my sympathy. I mean jeez you’re not paying a mortgage, your property taxes are like $50 bucks a month in Pike County, spring for the homeowner’s insurance. If you’re renting, well, it’s not your responsibility to pay anyway, it’s the property owner’s, who I’m guessing has insurance.

    Though I do believe My Lord has the power to smite those who oppose him.

    Ya know what, poking holes in this was fun.

    I learned that living in Pike County, IL is hella cheap. The average worker makes 10.80 an hour, (so Kandi Robertin’s mama is doing just fine, she actually makes as much as an entry level computer programmer). Makes sense since, a 2-bedroom apartment can be had for 600 bucks a month which is close to what you pay for a mortgage and property taxes are only a little more than 600 bucks a year. Man, I gotta move.


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    George — April 15, 2008 #

    You know what sucks?

    Feminist Film Theory.

    So thank you, Joanna haha.
    I read your long post and managed to distract myself briefly from my stupid reading I have to do for Film Theory.
    Gross. And boring.


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    Googles — April 15, 2008 #

    So…what happned to her?

    Is she in jail?

    And C.Spot, you ARE smart, but someone THAT rude is NOT kewl.

    You could use your smarts in a much better way that bullying poor little girls on the internet.

    “Wanna fuck” Jesus Chris, man. That’s sick.


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    Robert — April 15, 2008 #

    Dearest Joanna

    Thank you for your long winded reply. And congrats for being retentive enough to read all my posts.

    Yes I did say forging police documents was illegal, however I had to do more research into what constituted as an illegal forgery, then when i found out, I came back online and posted my results, as i am sure you have read. You did read them right?

    As for calling Kandice on all her bs.. honestly, you had to be a virtual lemon no to see through her crap. You fell for it? That shows the depth of your critical thinking skills.

    And thank you for helping point out more flaws with Kandices story.. The holes are so large that ancient cultures are getting devoured whole by them,

    Now you may ask.. why do i come across bitter.. well here’s why. I came here to have intellectual conversation, only to be bashed by a dopy child and her supporters.. only to be vindicated in the end with not even an apology.

    Second, I am Robin and RObert, if you had read my previous post, I temporarily changed the name because some one was posting under my name and i wanted to differentiate it.. and i TOLD EVERYONE that I was doing it.

    You can waste your time believing whatever you want, but please don’t insult me with your substandard Kandice =Robert theory as it is poorly conceived and frankly insulting, I have a met a very people on here that will vouch for me.

    Thank you for your time, i hope you feel I have wasted your time just as much as you have wasted mine!


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    Somber — April 15, 2008 #

    I will vouch for you not being Kandace.
    I did a lot of sleuthing too. It was not that hard to check things out via Google and the telephone and creativity.
    Her stories were/are full of ginormous holes.
    Robert/Robin is definitely not Kandace.
    He is, in fact, a nice guy and waaaaaaaaaaaaay smarter than she is.
    Not to mention he has a bit more integrity.
    Peace out.


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    Robert — April 15, 2008 #

    Thanks Somber. Thats what i thought about Kandice, did she not realize that all the info she gave was one google away from being discovered? She was way to quick to call people names. if she was not so nasty and horrible i would never have gone as far as i did to disprove her.. people deserve to be treated the way she treated people. Thank you Somber for your support, together we ended the torrent of nasty lies.

    Ironic that she tried to bring down Chris, and in the end, we brought her down!

    3 Cheers


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    Joanna — April 15, 2008 #

    My critical thinking skills are fine. I just didn’t bother to apply them until I was bored.

    I’d apologize to you if I thought you were actually hurt but then again I was never one of the Kandice supporters.

    My Kandice/Robert theory is not ill conceived. Just to clarify, the reference to Robin was so if people were to go back and check what I proposed they’d know to also look for posts made by Robin. I read, carefully, not everyone does.

    I’m not trying to insult you, I’m complimenting you. Heroes and villians make for a good story. I’m guessing as Kandice you weren’t getting challenged adequately, got impatient and decided to create your own foil. Your posts are like catalysts for the continuation of the Kandice saga. It’s a modern form of storytelling, I think it’s revolutionary. Kudos!

    I mean, come on, if you are not Kandice, then you are her muse. As an intelligent person, which I find you to be, I would think you would have seen that by now and figured the best way to stop her would be to stop giving her ideas. She’s debunked. Your triumphant. Move on! Before she really does start blogging about her imaginary life as you have suggested.

    But as you are the same person, I’m guessing you or her will always be around.

    Just because another fairly anonymous person says you are not Kandice is not really proof. Though, to be fair, there is not much you can do to prove you’re not Kandice, it’s hard to prove a negative. I mean, maybe I’m Kandace, right? I can’t prove I’m not. I know, I’ll have my cat tell you I’m not.

    So don’t feel the need to waste your time trying to prove the unprovable. Unless, of course now that 1/3 of your personality is in hiding you have nothing better to do than to try to change my mind.

    Awesome!

    Laters, Kandi Robertin

    P.S.I may write alot but I’m not eactly forcing you to read it. My cat will be far more brief.


  46. 46

    Dusty(Joanna's cat) — April 15, 2008 #

    Meow!
    Joanna’s not Kandace, I’ll vouch for her, Meow!


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    Mitu(Joanna's other cat) — April 15, 2008 #

    C.Spot did apologize. In the post where he said he owes you a beer sometime. He may not have come out and said I’m sorry. But he certainly did acknowledge he was wrong and you were right.

    Meow!


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    Robert — April 15, 2008 #

    you do realize.. this is all for fun right?
    I love cats.. i know they would never lie!

    HUGS


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    Googles — April 15, 2008 #

    C.Spot will never admit he’s wrong…let’s accept that.

    He’s smart, just hard headed and arrogant.


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    Joanna — April 15, 2008 #

    Googles…What can I say my cat is overly optimistic. But I do think that post was as close to that as we’re gonna get.

    Kandi Robertin,
    My cats and I have had a lot of fun. Though, my third cat is sorry you were so quick to take the high ground as she did not get to participate.

    She had an excellent point on how since the litterboxes get cleaned daily, and she is not the one that does it, I cannot be Kandice.

    Kandice don’t take no shit.

    She’d be happy to let you scoop the boxes to prove you exist, as would I. I hate cleaning the boxes.

    Deal?


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    Robert — April 15, 2008 #

    hehe sadly my lil girl punt would not let me do that.. she would give me the look if she knew i was scooping another kittens litter box.

    and hell ya I want my beer! I’m coming your way C.spot!


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    I do like the villain role though, i find heroes to always be one sided.. villains get all the best lines and all the cool plots. Heroes just stop them.

    why must I be the hero! Hey Somber, hows about you me and George go out and knock over a back.. in the past we could have declared it a cult activity.. now, all we get to say is we did it for kicks!


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    and stop calling me that name.. Robin is my birth name.. Robert is my online name, and Super Bob is the name of my online comic book.!

    in true Kandice style.. here is 100% proof that i am not her!

    http://web.mac.com/rperryrmt


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    Googles — April 16, 2008 #

    DON’T DO IT ROBERT! IT’S POISONED!


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    Surely C.SPot wouldn’t never do such a thing!


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    Googles — April 16, 2008 #

    Oh, of course…*cough*


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    George — April 16, 2008 #

    Hmmm……..


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    My name is being tossed around quite a bit, which is kind of funny since I haven’t been here for a while. Funny how controversey creates popularity, be it good or bad :)

    Now, superbob (as I’ve decided to call you since that’s an awesome name), I’m not going to apologize to you. If I knew you in real life, maybe, but the fact is that I have nothing to apologize for. Did you get emotionally hurt by my comments? I hope not, and if so, well, you need a thicker skin. However, that’s not to say that I haven’t acknowleged that you were right, because you were.

    But here’s the low down, and I don’t want to be the one to ruin this for everyone, and assuming ZenSix doesn’t axe this post, but here it is anyway:

    Kandice is not a real person. Sorry, but she’s not. The fact is that a member of ZenSix (who’s actually just a one man show, by the way, so I guess I should say “ZenSix”) watches CuteWithChris and saw a great opportunity to cash in on disgruntled, door-old Kandice. There is no Kandice as part of this website, she never was, and never will be.

    ZenSix (again, only one person) posts regularly on an affiliate marketing and webmaster forum, of which I am also a member. Remember how I told y’all way back that I make money on the internet? Well, I do, and so does the guy behind ZenSix. This site is an example of “linkbait”, or a topic that generates viral traffic because of the topic. In the case of CWC, it meant hordes of Kandice-haters flooding to the site to debunk and insult Kandice.

    It also meant a pretty decent amount of cash for ZenSix, so it was a no-brainer that they would keep it going.

    So, now we know the following:

    1) ZenSix is run by a single guy, has a few websites, and runs this website.
    2) Kandice does not exist in relation to this website. There is no Kandice, and if there is, she has no idea about this website nor has she written posts on it.

    Now I, being the sarcastic and enterprising individual that I am, simply continued to fuel the linkbait. People kept coming back, and my comments were designed to bring people in further. To “spark” the debate, or to simply piss people off enough that they’d continue to come back. I don’t care how I did it, I still did it. I should mention that I did this independant of ZenSix, they never asked me to and they had no idea of my intentions up until this post (assuming they don’t remove it).

    But I can’t help but remind everyone that I’ve been saying things like this for a while, yet everyone continued on in their witch-hunt, so I continued to mock them and fuel the fire. To my knowlege, ZenSix turned in around $X,XXX in profit from this website in less than a month. I’d call that a successfull linkbait attempt.

    So, Robert, Somber, George (if that’s what you’re going by now), Googles, and otherwise, I’m really sorry, but all of this was set up so y’all would keep coming back and clicking on ads. I mean, honestly, that’s all it was. You can continue to poke holes in Kandice’s theory if you want, and honestly I applaud the level of ingenuity that was displayed, but at the end of the day you now know that you’re solving a mystery that was never actually woven.

    Also, you all need to read up a bit more on international internet law. Actually, you need to understand how it basically doesn’t exist right now. Kandice (ZenSix) will not get in any trouble for hosting images of false police statements nor the story of Donald Greer simply because they are satirical in nature (as this whole website has been) and there is no actual entity being harmed. Simply put, it’s all a big joke, no one’s getting sued/charged/whatever.

    Anyway, as soon as ZenSix realized that he was getting over his head a bit with this site he killed it- traffic went way down (linkbait traffic doesn’t last forever), earnings dropped, and it was no longer worth his time to run the site. Hence the “Goodbye” post.

    So, that’s that. Believe me if you want, or don’t, I don’t care. That’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    I also want to say that within 4 days of launching this site it was receiving 18,000 hits a day. That’s pretty impressive no matter what site it is or who launched it, and it’s a great example of how linkbait work when done right. The fact that ZenSix posted all of this on the forum is funny, because a bit of Googling will lead you right to the posts…

    Anyway, I doubt I’ll be posting here again. Since I’ve basically let the cat out of the bag and ruined the fun for everyone I don’t see why ANYONE would post here again, but that’s you’re thing and you can do what you please.

    It’s been fun;

    C.Spot

    PS - If you don’t believe me and are clamoring for more proof, check the 8th or 9th page of this… http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ebb5k.


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    so does that mean no beer for me?


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    lol you can still have beer.


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    Somber — April 16, 2008 #

    Jeez, I go offline for one night and all of this happens?!!!
    C.Spot I knew you were in it, but I had no idea you were in it so deep. Wow.
    I need a beer. Ha!
    Robert - remember me questioning why K’s school chums never showed up?
    There aren’t any!
    Life is so funny.


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    A few more comments to clear things up:

    1) Kandice probably sent in pictures to Chris. I doubt ZenSix went that far. However, unless Kandice posted in the comments for that episode and left some kind of trail by which ZenSix could find her, there’s no way they could have approached her and given her this website.

    2) ZenSix claims on the forum that I frequent that “one of his girls in his network” runs this site. However, he’s always the one asking for tips on how to monetize it or how to drive more traffic to it. Hence, I believe it’s just one person.

    3) The April Fools “hacks” were actually simply ZenSix putting up the page w/ links to various affiliate offers for some extra income. Apparantly it worked well for him, but he never specified how much.

    Also, I guess I will apologize to those whom I left rude or hateful comments towards. If I hurt your feelings, sorry, but there’s no denying that I kept you coming back. I’d do it again in a heartbeat, only this time I’d ask to get a cut of the deal ;)

    Also, I want to know if ZenSix is going to find some way to try and loop around what I’ve posted (aside from deleting the comments, which is likely). I wonder if there will be more to this site, but I doubt it, especially seeing as how I’ve exposed an entire industry :P


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    so Kadice has no friends? I knew it, she was such a loser! hehe

    I think I need a Lowenbrau!


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    can Kandice make a cameo and claim to be a prostitute! that would rock


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    LOL where you at Robert? I might be able to arrange something. You mentioned you’re in Canada. Where abouts? I’m in Ontario.


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    George — April 16, 2008 #

    So………. excuse my stupid question, but I don’t really understand how the internet sites work and make money at all hahaha please refrain from mocking me. I’d appreciate it.

    C.Spot do they just get money every time someone comes to this site?

    Again, I’m pretty sure that’s a stupid question haha and I apologize but I really don’t know the answer.


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    Somber — April 16, 2008 #

    This is waaaay to weirdly punk’d out for me.
    The joke is well and truly on us.
    Huh.


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    Robert — April 16, 2008 #

    Hey there I am on the west coast.. good old vancouver, land of the fruits and nuts… or at least thats what i hear some easterners call us!


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    Somber — April 16, 2008 #

    Vancouver Washington, or Vancouver Canada?
    I am in Washington state.


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    George — April 16, 2008 #

    No way Somber! I’m in Washington State too.


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    You make money with a website by putting up ads, plain and simple. Look at the bottom of each post ZenSix made and what do you see…?


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    C.Spot — April 16, 2008 #

    Also, I’d like to point out that there is no way for “Kandice” to see the websites traffic unless she has access to the cpanel tracking software, which no company in their right mind would ever give an employee.

    Further proof that she is ZenSix. Of course, you’d have to be in with websites and how they work in order to know that. WordPress (the content management system used by this website) does not allow you to see incoming traffic. It only allows you change and create content.


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    Debbie — April 16, 2008 #

    Hey C.Spot she could easily look at the traffic look at the source of this page. They use StatCounter. I use it for my site and others can see it easy.


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    Robert — April 17, 2008 #

    naw, “kandice” had screen shots so that means she is in fact a he.. Kandice is a Transvestite!

    Oh I live in Vancouver british columbia


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    John — April 17, 2008 #

    Wow… from one cult to another. Except this one has less reality and truth.

    Hmm… perhaps an IhateIhatecutewithchris.com site is in order.

    HAH!


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    George — April 17, 2008 #

    I concur with John hahhaa.

    And thanks for answering my question C.Spot! Much appreciation.


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    C.Spot — April 17, 2008 #

    Debbie;

    The CMS, WordPress, does not allow you to see the traffic of the website. If Kandice was simply an author on the site, as she would have you believe, she wouldn’t have administrative access to anything, including web statistical tracking software.


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    Debbie — April 17, 2008 #

    huh? I use statcounter.com on my page and anyone can view the stats? I’m confused.


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    C.Spot — April 17, 2008 #

    I doubt that it’s installed on this site, and if they do, I doubt that ZenSix would have given “Kandice” access to it. But, seeing as how they are one and the same person, of course he… she… knew how many people were coming to the site.


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    Robert — April 17, 2008 #

    i’m guessing this is the end now eh…

    not even an attempt at bring her/him back…

    so sad

    life has no meaning


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    Elizabeth — April 17, 2008 #

    In my opinion…

    Chris did not ruin your life- you did. You submitted the e-mails to Chris, pretty much saying he can do whatever he wants to with the information you sent him. He used your e-mails as that information, and entertained his viewers in his typical fashion. You should have expected so much- if he doesn’t reply the first two times, he isn’t interested. He doesn’t have time to answer every single e-mail. When he e-mailed me back, it was a very concise e-mail; it didn’t waste any time at all.

    Then, you agreed to do this website. On a personal note, I find it stupid because I very much enjoy CWC. In an Undecided party, though, it sounds like an easy way to make money, and I understand your thinking. But you still had the choice.

    Your worst mistake: lying all the time. It’s entertaining, but haven’t you heard? Lie about a wolf, you’ll be eaten when it actually comes.

    I don’t even know if I should believe you about this… is it just another one of you many lies?


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    Somber — April 17, 2008 #

    Cue twilight zone music….
    I guess some people don’t like to read through what has happened.
    I won’t mention names *cough*elizabeth*cough*
    This site is cracking me up now.
    tee hee


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    George — April 17, 2008 #

    Hahaha yea Elizabeth we’ve established everything you’ve said awhile ago hahaha.


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    Mac0tosh — April 17, 2008 #

    So Kandice isn’t real? Where does she say this? How did you guys figure it out? Did Chris make this site or something?


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    George — April 17, 2008 #

    Chris did not make this site.
    It’s been said that the ZenSix people created this site.
    Kandice is a real person, but we don’t think she started this site at all.

    Something like that….
    Read previous posts.
    People explain.


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    Robert — April 18, 2008 #

    Yes, this site is a hoax, fake, worthless. Pointless and i hate to say this Liz and Mac, but your comments are a wee late, and obviously you did not take the time to read any of it or else you would have not posted what you did!

    I guess it’s not dead, unless they too are fakes meant to carry on the conversation


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    Somber — April 18, 2008 #

    Yes, this site is worthless.
    I did enjoy meeting Robert, and learned a few new things about how low some people will sink to earn a few $$.
    I also hope that this site did not overly stress out Chris Leavins who I think is cool.
    Peace out all.


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    George — April 18, 2008 #

    Haha I don’t think Chris cared at all. My friend e-mailed him twice and he never responded to them.


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    Jesse — April 18, 2008 #

    That’s because Chris hired ZenSix to start this site. You heard it here first.


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    Robert — April 18, 2008 #

    OK this is crock…. another attempt at creating controversy


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    B — April 20, 2008 #

    kandice,

    my advice…
    stay off the internet, they can & will trace where you are. if their really after you, they will find you & it will be a lot worse than just turning yourself in. accept responsibility of your actions & move on.
    and if this is just bullshit, then nevermind.
    carry on.


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    emmajean — April 22, 2008 #

    This is such BS. And we all bought it. pfffffffft. This girl is probably a journalism major in college, writing this blog for an assignment. Or a cult fan of Chris.

    Pursue Journalism. Or fiction writing. What’s the difference?


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    Robert — April 22, 2008 #

    I never bought it! I found it entertaining!
    sadly though, the creator ran out of interesting ideas… boo on him/her


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    Googles — April 22, 2008 #

    I bought it, but I thought it was hysterical!

    We all knew there was nothing she could do to make us stop liking Chris.

    Or at least I did!


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    Robert — April 22, 2008 #

    true, once a culty, always a culty


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    Googles — April 22, 2008 #

    Yuppers…

    It’s soooo addicting…you just can’t stop.


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    Robert — April 23, 2008 #

    come on people 2 more posts till a hundred, lets do kandice proud


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    Somber — April 23, 2008 #

    Um, I really am not interested in doing Kandace proud.
    But I will raise a cold one to all my fellow posters!


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    Googles — April 23, 2008 #

    Well lookie here, the 100th post…I’m just so fucking special.


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    C.Spot — April 24, 2008 #

    Guess what this is:

    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


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    romanianPIMP — April 24, 2008 #

    LMAO I just stumbled upon this site and it’s fukn hilarious!
    is this for real? your life got ruined over this?
    and to think that you left your poor mother…
    whatever this seems too dumb to be true.. you need to get your shit together.. this is what you get for being an idiot.


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    Old Joe — April 27, 2008 #

    This post reminds me of a book I once read (as have millions) entitled, The Things They Carried. Those who have read it know what I’m talking about.

    Hee.


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    Robert — April 27, 2008 #

    i kinda compare it to “of Mice and Men” I wish i was George and Kandice was Lenny.. and we were at the end of the novel!


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    Rachel — May 18, 2008 #

    WHO AM I?!?!?!?!?!?


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    possum eyes — May 22, 2008 #

    when the power of love conquers the love for power we will no the world is at peace -jimmy hendrix-


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    alex — May 24, 2008 #

    WOW, holy fucking shit!

    i just spent ALL day reading everything from strart to finish… at the begining i was looking forward to reading everything, understanding everyones points of veiw, and what people i could have good debates with… only to be crushed a few moments ago and find out i would never be “one of the bunch” damn! well i had quite a rollercoaster of a day, hating kadence, then felling bad for her, the ups and downs of everyones comments….omg i love u C.spot, u kept me reading… and ZenSix is probably making more money as i type, oh well

    and im all in for an ihateihatecutewithchris.com

    i love cute with chris, and i started to like kadence, but now i like C.spot a little bit more… i would SO tap that ;)


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    pinghunt — June 3, 2008 #

    Kandence,
    No offecnce, but when i found this website last night i thought you were a fuckin lunitic who doesn’t know how to laugh off a joke, but as i read more i can see your point of view. I cant fully understand your anger against cute with chris, but im starting to get it, and i still think that you should laugh stuff off once in a while (although if this happened to me i would be pissed, but i wouldn’t go to the extreme). and that police report, man, i hope you and everyone who reads this now knows not to do something like this. i still watch and enjoy cute with chris, and im not in his, if he even has one, “cult”, so don’t worry. but now, since your running, if you really are, i feel sorry for you. and as google said, dont go and kill yourself, you have a long life ahead of you.
    good luck.
    and i guess theres nothing else to say but, goodbye.


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    i love cute with chris — June 4, 2008 #

    look you are a fucking idot
    and i have two words for you
    GET BENT


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    Transexual Post Op Transexuals Transexual Pics — June 10, 2008 #

    Transexual Post Op Transexuals Transexual Pics…

    I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view…


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    Transexual Mature Transexual Transexual Clubs — June 14, 2008 #

    Transexual Mature Transexual Transexual Clubs…

    I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view…


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    Whinney This — June 16, 2008 #

    I found out about this stuff on youtube, so I googled this chick, found her crazy cracked out website, and I DON’T BUY ONE WORD OF IT.

    Fake.

    She’s probably fine, at home, safe and sound…well not…”sound.”

    Kandice,

    You definitely need therapy and medication, because you are a pathological liar. It may sound like I hate you? I don’t. I don’t really hate anyone. I just have a very dark, macabre sense of humour, and I can be a blunt bitch. If I sounded harsh? Yeah, IT’S GOOD FOR YOU. You told one hell of a story and kept me entertained, but that is the thing…it’s just a story. I hope you realize that now.
    Hopefully you read this someday, and if you didn’t get help, do.
    Soon.


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    Dragilth — July 23, 2008 #

    Well in short: Stop being a whiny little bitch. You got yourself into this.

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