Achoo! Oh, excuse me.
Well, I guess you guys win. I took a summer job at the Grand Canyon and I don’t have Internet access. This is my first trip to town in 3 weeks and I’m using the library computer. Here’s where I work - http://www.coolworks.com/north-rim-grand-canyon
I take people on tours of the Canyon.
Even I need a summer break from destroying Chris.
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I hate Cute With Chris, it's true. At one time I was fan of his "show," but I soon came to realize that it's nothing more than a brainwashing method to help maintain his cult. My mission? To destroy Chris Leavins and free the people who follow him. - Kandice
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
Huh? Wha? How can you break from something that’s not happening?
I’M CONFUZZED!
AND WHY MUST YOU SNEEZE IN MY FACE LIKE A DERRANGED…UH…ALLERGY RIDDEN…PAIR OF RUBBER PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
TELL ME!
The remote control…it talks to me…O_O
Oh, and when you try to “destroy” Chris…it makes us mad and we hate you more…
HAVE YOU NO BRAIN FOODS???
DO YOU NOT SEE THE LOGIC THAT LIES ON YOUR CANOPY SWING PORCH?
(i feel very…happy noodle boy at this moment…heh.)
DO YOU NOT???
So…how’s your job? ^_^ *scary twitch*
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
I bet she’s lying about getting a job…
SURRENDER THE PHONE BOOKS EATING 7-11 PAPER CUTS!
O_O!
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
Who the hell came up with “PAPER CUT’S DA WORST KINDA PAIN!!! DUUUUUHHHH….”
That is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard…am I missing some kind of greater meaning to the whole thing? Please, tell me if I am.
I’m always glad to admit I’m wrong…it makes me look stupid! I LIKE LOOKN’ STOOPID! ^_^
I have no idea why I’m typing this…maybe because it’s 5:00 AM and I “detest sleep”…or I just have delayed sleep phase…-_-
I think I’ll start using this site as an online diary…because I FEEL LIKE IT.
Hrm…Jonas is so cute…squeeeee…it really SUCKS though because he’s THREE FUCKING YEARS OLDER THAN ME!
Can you tell I’m having random unexplained fits of rage? That’s puberty for ya…oh, sorry…that was probably TMI…O_o
I ENJOY STARING AT PLASTIC BAGS WHILE CHEWING ON CHALK!
You should try it sometime…
Doo dee doo dee doo…oh, uh-huh…yup, the meds are kicking in right about now…time for…THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!
OH the poor WALNUTS!
I’m going to take over the world…
You guys can help or something…BRING CORNDOGS AND WAFFLES!
C.Spot gets to be my take over the world buddy cause’ he’s AWESHUM! (now, c.spot, say I’m awesome…I mean aweshum)
Sooo…I went shopping yesterday…it was…fun…even though the stores cost MONNIES…monnies are hard to come by when you’re my age…yes yes yes…I’m getting a job…at my gradfathers office…shreading paper…yea…I get paid to do that. O_o I keep cleaning my grandparent’s pool in hope that she’ll pay me…she won’t.
I just saw a comercial for a show called “Farmer Wants A Wife”…what is this pitiful mound of floating dirt and filthy water coming to? Does anyone know? Anyone? Anyone? …didn’t think so.
Ha, this is fun, and I’m guessing pretty damn annoying…but that’s just how Googles is.
“GET OFF MY CAR!”
“MEOW.”
The words…there are so many of them…they hurt…THEY BURN!
I want Johnny to kidnap me…that’s how I want to die…I think…WAIT, NEVERMIND! Pain…too much pain…
Maybe if he wouldn’t kill me…that’d be good…
Tornados are not fun…yea, I LIVE THERE!
All that news…uh-huh…THAT WAS NEXT TO ME.
Well, it was in another part of the state, but we had REALLY BAD STORM THAT KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT WHEN MY BODY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEDED SLEEP!
Y’know what sucks? When you start to hate to sleep, eat, and drink. It’s WEIRD. Sleep is gross, food is gross, drink is gross…WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you’re still reading this you need to get a life.
Seriously.
!This is long, and boring…OH IT’S JUST TERRIBLE! IT’S HORRID! MAKE IT STOP! OH! OH, JESUS! NO! NO! NO! NO!
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!
Poop is a funny word…heh, poop. Discombobulate is funny, too.
I didn’t spell that right.
You know what annoys me? These little internet bitches who use their little “CHAT-SPEAK” or whatever those little brats call it.
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY TO ME.
I mean, it’s common curtesy…I think I’m worth the shift botton and a few extra letters, right?
Well, maybe I’M not, but other people are.
It just confuses me…
It’s almost six…I’ve been typing for a REALLY long time, now.
I guess I’ll let you do…whatever you…do. O_o
What -DO- you do? Do you…work? School? Go…dare I say it…*gag* OUT? With…*barf* PEOPLE???
Oh…people. I can only talk to them on the internet because some of the ones on there are…intelegent. I swear, at my age, it’s terrible. EVERYONE is STOOPID! (I spell it like that on purpose, idiot) All they care about are the mindless celeberties and…what, rap music? What the fuck is that RAP shit? Go listen to Smashing Pumpkins…now THAT’S GOOD LYRICS!
What’s rap and hip-hop…? Here, lets sample, shall we?
Here we goooooooooo!
“She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I’m N Luv wit a stripper
[Chorus x2]
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper”
There’s more…but…it’s just too terrible.
Now, lets sample REAL music:
Here we goooooooooo!
” Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, it is burned
Ooh, it is burned
I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my choice
What’s a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you”
And no, it’s not about being emo, it’s about him being abused as a child…oh, he’s so deep. ^_^
I think this has turned into a rant…you better be thanking God that I’m not going into my “Foamy The Squirrel” mode…that’s BAD.
Or my “Dr. HOUSE” rants…yikes.
My mom calls me HOUSE…she says we’re just alike…but he’s a PERVERT! EW.
I don’t think I’m THAT perverted…I mean, come on…I’m a teenage girl! We’re ALL pervs! Only it’s different with girls…when it’s girls, we’re just being girls, when it’s boy’s…they’re pervs.
I guess we just have an innocence about us. 0;)
Okay, I think I’ll stop…bye or some clever little closure…
O_o
That was lame.
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Perry — May 28, 2008 #
Wow that was a bigger waste of Time then Kandice..
although this is another waste of time.. because if you check out the time stamp, Kandice said 3 weeks ago that her mom is making her spend more time with school, now all the sudden is in the Grand canyon? jesus christ girl make up your mind?
First your dog is stolen, then you get a stalker, then you run away, then you said you were a nasty little liar because everything you said was false and now this… Try not to fall in your horrible little racist homophobe.
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allison — May 28, 2008 #
Wow, Googles that was..umm…interesting…*cough, cough*
YEAH! KANDICE IS BACK! I was starting to miss that bitch!
I thought that the whole thing about hiding in the Grand Canyon was a lie, and that the “cult” members were so easily fooled, but now your actually at the Grand Canyon…ok if your going to lie, atleast get your story straight so it’s a little believable…Jesus Christ your a teenage girl, lieing should come easily to you.
I’m just curious, you say that the “cult” members are easily decived…but all along SOMEONE has seen right though all your lies, not the same person each time, but one of us… and we are the stupid mindless bitches?…sorry it doesn’t make sence to me.
But let’s not forget why this site was started in the first place… to proove “cult” members are under contol…CWC is ENTERTIANMENT…people keep going to his website and watching him, because it’s ENTERTIANING..not because we are “under control”… people say it’s a cult all the time because it’s funny…holy fuck, can’t a bunch of people who don’t know eachother goof around and have a little fun?…answer that Kandice, to ENTERTIAN us all
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allison — May 28, 2008 #
AND it’s why we all keep coming back here, because it’s ENTERTIANING, none of us are your bitches, or are under your control, it’s purely for our own enjoyment, and honestly I’m enjoying it, afterall that’s why I’m here, and that’s why I’m still typing
oh God this is funny! 
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Perry — May 28, 2008 #
i was enjoying it, but kandice has been lame lately.. even her latest claim reeks of lies..
I could easily call in and ask if she works there but that would be to easy
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
FUNNEH!
She lied about lieing about lieing…did I say that right?
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
Did I even spell that right?
I burned through every Johnny related comic that I can find on the web…I think…I-I’m having withdraws…help me. O_O
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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Googles — May 28, 2008 #
Perry…I like wasting your time…it’s fun.
AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! SO HA!
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Robert — May 29, 2008 #
wow googles, the only persons time your wasting is your own
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Googles — May 29, 2008 #
I know…what can I say, I have nothing to do. ^_^
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Kandice is a bitch-Jata — May 29, 2008 #
hey yall im the one who posted as “kandice is a bitch” (which she is) but im changing my name to drumm roll plz…… Jata!! hi alison!! luv u!!
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allison — May 29, 2008 #
Aww Jata i love you too, your a sweetheart… unlike kandince! hehe
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allison — May 29, 2008 #
Ohh whoops, to correct my earlier post, she said she was in the ROCKY MOUNTIANS, not the GRAND CANYON, and now she’s in the GRAND CANYON “giving tours”… my misstake, sorry so many lies, I just get confused sometimes
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Jose — May 29, 2008 #
actually, i have a friend that worked there last year. this doesn’t seem too far fetched. a lot of high school kids from all around the world go out there to work for the summer. the last time i was at the grand canyon we took at trip to the bottom and a kid that looked like he was 14 led the tour.
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Googles — May 30, 2008 #
Jose, this is ture…but we’re talking about Kandice here.
Oh, sweet Kandice…how I loathe thee…e_e
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Jata — May 30, 2008 #
Hi alison! guess what? -still no new episode!! i might just turn to the darkside… the kandice side lmao jk i would never join forces with evil!!!
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Jata — May 30, 2008 #
oh sorry Googles i dont want to offend you with my “chat-speak” here
laugh my ass off*-lmao
Just kidding*-jk
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Jata — May 30, 2008 #
i want to see all the smileys this site has
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Googles — May 30, 2008 #
…the chat-speak…it buuuurrrrnnnsssss….
SMILEYS! SMILEYS! I LIKE THEM!
What about, Rotflmfao…you’d be suprised that I know this little “hip” )or whatever the slang word of the day word is) phrases…or whatever you enjoy calling them.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
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C.Spot — May 30, 2008 #
Ballin’.
Summer jobs are where it’s at. I’m on a 3 week vacation to Calgary. Just me and my MR2, cruisin’ it up.
Kandice, darling, it’s great to see that you’re okay :).
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Perry — May 30, 2008 #
yes and that she wasn’t hit by a truck
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Jata — May 30, 2008 #
Wow Googles! I am very suprised! No… ASTONISHED!!! not in a negative way or anything!
hehe i like big words!!
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Jata — May 30, 2008 #
Alison where are youuuuu???
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allison — May 30, 2008 #
i’m here! try not to miss me too much hun!
and YES, gotta love the smileys! although im not too fond of the BIG words, they frighten me, oh dear lord, save me from these almightly…words?….ANYWAY…of course since im in a cult when i said ‘lord’ i was talking about Chris, he is my one and only God!
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allison — May 30, 2008 #
HOLY FUCK! talk about sarcasm, after all it’s what i do best!
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allison — May 30, 2008 #
Jata should know!
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Googles — May 31, 2008 #
I like big words…they’re so…big.
Little words…I don’t like them too much.
The almighty TALLEST…Zim moment…I LOVE ZIM!
I AM NORMAL*!
*this statement is a lie.
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
What!? your NOT normal, i could have sworn that you were 23465234783% normal… more lies?
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Jata — May 31, 2008 #
heyy alison!!! See you tomorow!! Im not normal im just weird!!! would you call that abnormal?
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Jata — May 31, 2008 #
yess i actually know Alison… in case you hadnt guessed… we homies from da ghetto…. ok maybe not… luv u alison!
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
oh ya, we hommies, and Jata’s from the ghetto, im from the hood, but we meet in the middle, in Wal-Mart :P… cant wait for tommorow, we gonna P.A.R.T.Y like…rockstars!?.. ok not really, we’re straight edge :D…yeah homework! i love jesus!
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
OMG i have problems, who knew that if your not in the ghetto OR the hood….your in Wal-Mart…well we be chilln’ in Wal-Mart, buying socks for $1.99…PARTY!
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
anyone else wanna come to the Wal-Mart socks party, we welcome everyone, and it’s gonna be awesome!
oh ya i should probably run this by Jata first…oh well 
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
do u still love me jata!?
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
hehe… iv posted like 4376547813690125 times in the last 7.53 seconds!
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
hmmmhhhhhmmmm, i have an idea…..
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
HEHE that took A LOT more work than i thought it would, it took me like 724652874651895 hours! flooding is fun!
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
AHHHHHH AHHH OMFG AHHHHHH!
allison= has come to scary/laugh ur ass off relisation…
ok if you have been following everything going on here, or your have read everything this will make sence, and you will wet yourself when i tell you, if you havent been following along, this will make NO sence what so ever…
well, heres what i found, i was bored and started re-reading the posts from a while back, i was looking at the “sercret message” one that was incredibly stupid by the way….and noticed that it said Kandice was staying with someone named Shawn…im just curious, Shawn as in Debbie/Shawn crazy teen bitch????!?!?! that C.Spot and Googles argued with for a LONG time, and it was fucking hilarious!….well it would make sence if Debbie/Shawn and Kandice were friends….they r both bitchy teen girls…. anyone else agree with me?? im sure some of u couldnt have possibly forgotten of dear ol’ Debbie poo, my person favourite person who has posted here
ya right! the sarcasm is back again 
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
no one has RSVP ed for tommorows Wal-Mart sock party!!! AhHHH, dont let me and Jata have ALL the fun!! heheheh
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
oh well we’ll keep you guys posted on any sock sales going at good ol’ wal-mart…. heheh, this is going to be fun!!…..hey Jata, who said we had to do homework the whole time?!?!? hmmmm, evil kandice like thoughts going through my head, kandince is a bad example of how teenage girls should take out their anger when they r moody…kandice instead of being a bitch all over the internet, go sock shopping to release the pressure building inside of u because all the other teenage sluts call u fat….but Wal-Mart is already taken….go to Zellers, it’s shitty, just like u!
ohhh u want some ice for that burn! hehehe
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
iv posted 11 times over a 5 hour time frame, i just keep coming back! i cant help it, Kandice is controling me!!! pftt! ya right!…well this makes it my 12 post in a row….and im not going to post again today, i promise, ill try to control myself, see u tommorow Jata! goodnight everyone
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allison — May 31, 2008 #
PS please dont get pissed off at me because i posted like crazy today xoxo
PPS this makes it number 13
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Rachel — June 1, 2008 #
HEY HOW DARE MY EVIL TWIN GET A JOB!!!! and she didn’t even tell me…..*sob*
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Googles — June 1, 2008 #
Hm…socks.
Are they…white?
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Googles — June 1, 2008 #
Are they…ZIM SOCKS?
No…Zim wears tights…*snort*
I’M A NERD!
DUDE! TOMMY THE CAT DIED!
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Rachel — June 1, 2008 #
I KNOW, I CRYED REALLY!!
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Googles — June 1, 2008 #
It’s a tragety…
I swear I cried…and I hate crying…HATE.
I like hating things! ^_^
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Googles — June 1, 2008 #
OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!
(I love JtHM…that’s the best line EVER.)
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allison — June 1, 2008 #
omg, ya i saw that Tommy died, i was so sad
and the socks are orange
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not my real name — June 1, 2008 #
I would love to meet you.
Will you be conducting a meet and greet?
Can I have an autograph?
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kandice do you like girls? — June 1, 2008 #
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allison & Jata — June 1, 2008 #
YEAH WE BE PARTYING! WAL-MART SOCKS PARTY WAS AWESOME ALTHO IT IS ONLY US
oh well girlfriend bomding time rocks!
to the above 2 posts….WFT!?
hommies out
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allison & Jata — June 1, 2008 #
WTF*
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Jata — June 1, 2008 #
heyy alison back at home now…. whos the chick that just posted twice??? umm this may be a stupid question but who is tommy the cat??
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allison — June 1, 2008 #
Jata go to CWC! and u call yourself part of the cult, pfft!…naw im just kidding
love ya…see ya tomorrow, for scary exams 
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
WHAT FUCK THE???
Ha…ha ha…ha.
WOAH! JATA! WHAT THE HELL??? I mean…WHAT FUCK THE???
Oooo exams…fun. You children and your schools…memorizing pathetic quotes from a text book is not knowlege…I do horrible in school and I’m smart. I just have a terrible memory. Even if I DID remember the text, that proves nothing.
It HAS to sink in. These school curriculums…oh, how they upset me. And don’t even get me started about the Fine Arts department…
Okay, sorry…I went on a rant…you guys know how I get!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
But…I think it’d be nice if I could spell right.
I’m so pathetic.
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I’m here, i must be bored. ON TO NARUTO!!! XP
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I’m watchin it on youtube, i’m on 5….
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
No…Rachel…not…NARUTO!
PLEASE! SAVE YOURSELF! DON’T WATCH IT!
Filth!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
PEER PRESSERE(is this spelled right?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO LET ME HAVE MY OWN MIND!!! But its really funny. I’ve always LOVED ramen.
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I like ramen noodles…BUT ZIM IS FUNNIER!
I LIKE PEER PRESSURE! (no, it wasn’t spell right…who am I to speak? I few minutes ago, I was talking about how I suck at spelling!)
Aw, minds aren’t as fun without voices in them!*
*not to be taken seriously…I’m not insane…yet.
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
Yeah yet, that scares me, I have to get my little sister to go to sleep!!!!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Oh, and I DON’T like peer pressure…I just kid, I just kid.
The whole irony of peer pressure, is it’s only peer pressure when peer’s are saying something bad, but when it’s good, it’s advice.
This irks me.
So, peer pressure isn’t all that bad.
Please, correct me if I’m wrong!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Hm…tell her to…SLEEP NOW, HUMAN CHILD!
She’ll be so freaked, she’ll just pretend she’s asleep.
CRISIS AVERTED!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I just locked her in her room, god that kid can bite…..OMG, 2:24 AM!!!!!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
She bit you??? LOL(check meh and my chatspeak out, uh…”yo” is it?)
OMG (ha) YES IT IS!
Another 2 AM.
Z?
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
Z?????? what? yes she did, it hurt. I have to go to bed but i don’t wanna. KEEP ME UP!!! I wish i had a bf to keep me up. *wink to all guys under 20 and over 14*
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Z?=Question Sleep.
Oh…wow. *twitch* That’s…strange.
Aren’t you…too young for…that?
I’ll just keep you up by saying random things…
YOU MOOSE EATING CHEESE VASE!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….WHAT? no i’m not……… ok a little…….but i didn’t mean like THAT, but like idk, yes that but, SHUT UP!!!! I’M A NINGA!!!! I CAN STOP YOU!!!!!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
What?
Where am I?
YOU’VE CONFUZZLED THE PANTENE CURLY HAT CHIPS! SMACK THE PILLOW THAT CONFINES YOU! *gets up on a soapbox* THAT’S RIGHT! HEAR THE TRUTH WITH YOUR MOUTH!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
YOU HEAR THE TRUTH WITH MY SONG!!!! HE’S IN MY MIND!!! THE PHANTOM!!! OF YOU!!!!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
and you scare me….
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I scare alot of people! Yay for me!
SEE THAT YOU NEED AIRPLANES TO BALANCE PIGGYS! YOU MUST REALIZE THESE THINGS!
This is too fun! RANDOM RAWKS!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Every one of those sentences ended in exlimation marks…that’s WAY too many.
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
Hey that was really cool how you took the poison out…but um if you lose any more blood…you’re going to die, I LOVE KAKASHI HE ROCKS
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
NO ITS NOT!!!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Kakashi?
Oh…you teens and your anime…
Go ahead, say the same thing to me, “You and your comics and/or TV shows!”
It’s SO true.
OCD IS FUN!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
YOU AND YOUR COMI……….
ok i’m bored
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
how old are you huh? huh? huh? huh? what does huh mean anywho?
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Don’t be bored! Bored=sleep!
Detest sleep, Rachel!
No, you’re lucky! You CAN sleep! I’m such an insomniac…or I just don’t like sleep!
“I detest sleep…I’ve better things to do.”
-Johnny C.
HISSSS! SLEEP IS EVIL!
But I also hate staying up…
I’m babbling.
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
…………………………………………………..KAKASHI!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
…………………okkkkaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy….
I’ve no idea whom you speak of…
I used whom right, right?
I think I did…
So…tell me about this anime character…does he have a ridiculous outfit? Those are awesome and horrible at the same time…
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
NO!!! HES JUST A FUNNY GUY, Hold on lets go to youtube for our ansers, and whom is right…
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
YES!
YouTube has ALL the answers…exept for the nice philisopical ones…
Like, Is God real? What is nothing? Does the world exist once we close our eyes?
That last one REALLY bothers me!
Now, here I go getting all complicated!
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I think I mean philisophical…sorry.
90
Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I think…I STILL CAN’T SPELL, DAMNIT!
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
no every time you close your eyes a little bit of the world slips away
HEY
its ok i can’t spell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQEIiLwuUc
Hiccup
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I’m quite skeptical if I should watch this or not…
Should I?
93
Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I wouldn’t
but thats just me
and i’m all out of it tonight
94
Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I watched it.
I’m not getting funny vibes…hrm. I guess it’s just because I’m not into the whole anime deal.
And yes…he did have quite the strnage outfit…if you’re a ninja, don’t you need both eyes to see? I suppose I’m not getting the whole, one eye covered up thing…
95
Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
you don’t get it like i do…….you hafta watch the series
96
Googles — June 2, 2008 #
I tried…didn’t work out so well.
I guess I don’t like it because too many people do…EVERYONE likes it…hm.
97
Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I didn’t like it until last night when i was working on………….somthing………..
98
Googles — June 2, 2008 #
Wow…what made you get into it, anyway?
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I was talking to these guys about Case Closed and someone said someing about logs and didn’t know what it ment so he’s like, “its from Naruto moron!!” so i called him a loser and we fought for a while and then i got bored so i went to youtube to work on my summer project and there it was!! It just showed up out of nowhere…..
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allison — June 2, 2008 #
holy shit! i sleep, go to school, come home and come on here….THEN THERE IS 99 COMMENTS!….and yes, WHAT FUCK THE, it was ME typing, and i ment to say that
ok not really…
…and exams are fun! I LOVE EXAMS! I NEVER WANT THEM TO END!
*the above statment is not a lie, it is the complete and total truth*
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allison — June 2, 2008 #
heh im #100
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allison — June 2, 2008 #
WOO HOO! new CWC episode! after two weeks it’s about time! go the hell rubber gloves, im sick of your bullshit! >_<
103
Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
I’m so sick of your cockyness gloves!
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allison — June 2, 2008 #
“Hello gloves, you think your so f’ing great, dont you ‘oh look at me, I’m gloves, I offer hand protection, you couldn’t catch baseballs without me!’ I think I speak for everyone when I say I’m sick or your bullshit gloves. Ya, I’m including you in this discussion gloves made of rubber. ‘whaaat, me? I’m made of rubber, I assist in medical situations!’ ya, to stick a finger up somebody’s ass, don’t act like your better than everybody else! Go to hell gloves!”
105
allison — June 2, 2008 #
“the internet is opinion machine, instead of cutting people down behind their back, we can do it anonymously to their face!”
106
allison — June 2, 2008 #
Go satan’s eraser! i love steven, mmm shirtless, he is beautiful no matter what you say, words cant bring him down, so dont you bring him down today!
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allison — June 2, 2008 #
i attend “Lady Brenda’s School of dance for under priviliged teens”
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Googles — June 2, 2008 #
SENOR DIABLOS ERASER WON! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…Oooooooo Alison “luuuuuuuuvvvvvsssss” (why the hell do you people spell it like that, anyway?) STEVEN!
So, Rachel, are you in love with any of the characters, yet? That seems to happen alot; unsuspecting girls falling in love with Naruto characters…
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Rachel — June 2, 2008 #
no i’m not in love….NOT YET!!!!!!!
110
Googles — June 3, 2008 #
Does anyone love Johnny?
He’s so…unloved.
Oh, Rachel…who do you like? Huh? Tell me! pwease?
I bet it’s……….okay I dunno.
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Rachel — June 3, 2008 #
Cody Perk, if your out there,
1. stop being gay!!
2. Like the quiet brown haired girl
3. Watch cwc
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Googles — June 3, 2008 #
O_O
Teens are confusing…and I AM one…
Does this mean I’ve confused myself?
I suppose so.
But, really, until we die, we live the rest of our lives in a land of confusion and unanswered burning questions.
I feel very Wobbly Headed Bob…oh, boo hoo.
113
Googles — June 3, 2008 #
Holy shit…THAT WAS SO FUCKING EMO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GUYS! Don’t let me turn emo! Gah! Save me!
Make me not think of philisophy! Say random things! C.Spot…I know you can de-emo me. Do something mean to someone else and make me laugh!
114
Rachel — June 3, 2008 #
HEY!!!
Where is c.Spot?
115
Googles — June 3, 2008 #
I MISSES YOU, C.SPOT!
COME BACK!
116
Rachel — June 3, 2008 #
I miss him too
Episode 11
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Googles — June 3, 2008 #
…cry.
Why, C.Spot? Why’d ya hafta leave?
Oh, well. I can message him on YT…
118
Rachel — June 3, 2008 #
What?
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allison — June 3, 2008 #
hey googles i didnt spell it “luv” i spelt it how your supposed to spell it “love”, people who spell it the other way are stupid! just like the people who spell ‘cool’ like this “KEWL” omg that drives me crazy!!!
120
Rachel — June 3, 2008 #
oh my god!!!
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Googles — June 3, 2008 #
Allison…yes, it does drive me off the wall.
Unless I’m being sarcastic. Or when I’m really pissed, I spell stupid STOOPID to annunciate (oh, I just slaughtered that word…) it. And rock…Rawk…
But it’s all done out of drama…
Rachel…OH MY WHAT?
Eh?
122
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
YEAH YEAH, HERE COMES SOMEONE TO MAKE US MORE CANDY!!!!!
123
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
What…the fuck.
124
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
YES YES I’M GLAD YOU ARE HERE!!!
125
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
YES YES OKAY YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
And you say -I- scare -YOU-…
126
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
YOU ARE SCARY
YOU CAN FIND C.SPOT WITH YOUR MIND
YES YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!
127
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
YES I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Wait…I can?
Huh?
Eh?
Jackass is a fun show to watch…ha…pain.
128
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
yeah you didn’t know that
YOU STARTED IT!!!!
i should go and find my evil twin…
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
129
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
I think…Mr. Eff is D-Boy’s evil twin…or maybe D-Boy is Mr. Eff’s evil twin…it’s all about opinions, here.
THE DOOR COMMANDS ME.
GO, KNOXVILLE, GO!!!
130
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
Mr Eff?
D-Boy?
NO MY EVIL TWIN!!!
kandice
she sure Kan roll those Dice
131
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
Bam forgot his name…
HAVE YOU NO BRAIN MEATS???
Ha, look…he’s getting his but peirced.
Oh, that looked like it huuuuuurrrrrrttttt…I LOVE THIS SHOW!
Some stupid girl said…”Doesn’t that hurt???”
No, you dumbass, it feels good.
What were we talking about?
Oh, yea…are you high or something?
Or just REALLY tired?
132
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
THAT SHOWS SCARY!!!!
thats why i don’t watch it
no i’m not high
i’m just waiting to watch Naruto
133
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
Oh, God NOT THAT!
That shows not scary! It kicks ass! But, *sigh* WILD BOYZ is on now and it’s not as good…WHY’D YA HAFTA BREAK UP, GUYS???? WHYYYYYYYYY???????
134
Kaitlyn — June 4, 2008 #
So what’s happening here?
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Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
NO QUICK GOOGLES
SAVE THE WAFFLES!!!!
(narutos the best show on youtube ever)
NOTHING GO BACK TO YOUR……….PANTS!!!
136
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
…LIKE GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS THAT MARCH THROUGH MY VEINS!
DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!
The waffles…might die…I dunno if I can save them…
This could get messy.
137
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
WE MUST TRY!!!!!!
*hides tv from Kaitlyn*
MEOW!!!
138
Kaitlyn — June 4, 2008 #
Ummmmmmm…………
139
Kaitlyn — June 4, 2008 #
MEANY! I WANT T.V.!
140
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
NO YOU CAN’T HAVEM!!!
HELP!!!!!
lets talk about fish
then how short people are
141
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
Woah…SHE’S FUCKING PSYCHIC!
HI KAITLYN!
I bet…Kaitlyn in Rachel.
142
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
Shes not my gf
I’M NOT A LESIE
i hope………
143
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
I meant to say is.
144
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
yeah right
145
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
Hey! I diiiiiid!
Are you, *gasp* accusing me of something!?
146
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage…
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage…
And someone would say what is lost can never be saved…
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a…CAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!
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Googles — June 4, 2008 #
AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED!
AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED!
AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED!
AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED!
I loooooovvvvvveeeeee that song…
148
Rachel — June 4, 2008 #
i am now scared
149
Googles — June 4, 2008 #
It’s the Smashing Pumpkins, man!
Nothing to fear, man!
You scare easily, man!
150
allison — June 4, 2008 #
i am scared too :S
151
Googles — June 5, 2008 #
Aw…wow.
O_o
152
allison — June 5, 2008 #
naw, im ok now
153
Rachel — June 5, 2008 #
i’m annoyed
154
Googles — June 6, 2008 #
Yay!
One’s better…and the others annoyed by me…my misison is half way over…
155
Rachel — June 6, 2008 #
what do you have to do to complete your misison?
156
Googles — June 6, 2008 #
Annoy people!
157
A Blob. — June 6, 2008 #
I hope you fall into the Grand Canyon, Kandice, and take your website with you.
158
Rachel — June 6, 2008 #
NO!!! YOU LEAVE MY EVIL TWIN ALONE!! its not her falt that she’s insane…
159
Googles — June 7, 2008 #
Can a being bring insanity upon itself?
I wonder…
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Rachel — June 7, 2008 #
idk, but i’m pretty sure questeins like that help with the insanity.
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Googles — June 7, 2008 #
Okayyyyyyy then…
O_o
Philosophy CAN make people insane, but…eh…I don’t think I’m quite there…well…to you, maybe, but in the real world, I act much more sane.
I’m much less…eh…ominous I guess you could say?
You could also say I probably spelled that wrong…
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Robert — June 8, 2008 #
remember when this was interesting?
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allison — June 8, 2008 #
YES, i do!…but now it’’s…well…not…
but i’m still enjoying it, just not as much as before
164
C.Spot — June 8, 2008 #
Oh, how far the mighty have fallen. Lest there be a purging of their strength and a cleansing of their followers.
Rest in Peace, IHCWC.
165
Robert — June 8, 2008 #
yes… it’s sad thay they are letting this drag out so long.. just bury it already
166
allison — June 8, 2008 #
well lets not forget……your here too
167
Googles — June 9, 2008 #
C.SPOT!
YAY!
Let’s all go on Oprah for overcoming an addiction…
Then killing it.
Then burying it.
We could go on tours with inspirational talks and we could get our own ACTION FIGURES!
WOAH!
*sarcasm*
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Googles — June 9, 2008 #
Well, since you people are right, I’m leaving.
Nothing happens here, anyway.
HEY, you guys keep “Operation: Oprah” in mind, alright?
…we could be HUGE.
I’m going to go do…something.
Bye, or whatever.
R.I.P, bitch.
169
C.Spot — June 9, 2008 #
I suppose this is the end then?
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allison — June 9, 2008 #
ok, im keeping the “Operation:Oprah” idea in mind…
….the end?….
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Robert — June 9, 2008 #
fin
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Arinakay — June 10, 2008 #
I wanna go on a tour o_o
173
allison — June 10, 2008 #
awww
174
Rachel — June 11, 2008 #
er….i was sleeping……
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allison — June 11, 2008 #
come on guys, don’t let this place die, it’s like a ghost town… creepy….ANYWAY we could put it to better uses…for example:
*for advertising (cool sites, crap you want to sell, funny youtube videos)
*online store (to sell anything, drugs, dirty sex toys…if ur into either of those 2 things, which im not, so this is a BAD idea, just ignore it)
*online diary (express your thoughts or feelings about anything going on for support, for example teen pregnancy or drinking problems, and its entertianing to hear about the horrible shit going on in peoples lifes)
*a dirty chat room (im not interested in this but i thought i’d share the idea)
*online dating
FYI im not serious about any of the above…but i am serious about this one…
*CONVERSATION!…need i say more?
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allison — June 11, 2008 #
well advertising might be good idea if..oh i dont know…lets just say ur pet picture is shown on “Cute With Chris” then makes it into the cutedown and u want it to get lots of votes….
BY THE WAY.. my pet picture made it on “Cute With Chris” and he is in the cutedown… Oreo the Barf Bunny…VOTE FOR HIM! please
<3
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Robert — June 12, 2008 #
without Kandice, the point of this place is lost.
they lost out by coming out of the doors to fast, and telling ludicrous stories that were easy to verify as lies
178
Rachel — June 12, 2008 #
Hey!!! everyone right now join http://www.gaiaonline.com
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allison — June 12, 2008 #
well robert what makes u think she wont be back?… if understand her lies correctly, she said shes taking a summer break from distroying chris… after all internet access is “in town”, shell have to make a trip into town eventually… hypothetically speaking, if she is telling the truth, which i doubt
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Robert — June 13, 2008 #
it’s over…
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allison — June 13, 2008 #
whatever…
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maggie — June 14, 2008 #
I came to this site too late.
It is all dead D’:
183
allison — June 16, 2008 #
its not dead if u dont want it to be
i dont want it to be…. but others do
…not mensioning names
PARTY WITH ME!
184
Maggie — June 16, 2008 #
Cool!
Party? I think there is something lacking from a 2 person party…
185
Whinney This — June 16, 2008 #
I have been posting..hahaha
It’s not dead.
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Whinney This — June 16, 2008 #
She’ll be back…
Like some wretched hag in a Hammer Horror film…
Or pop out of the water like in the end of Friday The 13th…
Did you ever see Sleepaway Camp? Angela at the end? She was really a boy? That was some crazy shit.
She will probably pull something like that next.
OMFG I WAZ A MAN DA HOLE TIM!!!11111!!!!!AND CHRS WAZ MY GAY LUVR!!!1111!!
Whoever wants to start making bets now…lemme know.
XD
187
Perry — June 17, 2008 #
You gotta think.. what else is there to be said. She needs to wipe this clean and start a new..
Maybe under a new name. Kimberly with a K perhaps
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allison — June 17, 2008 #
ok, sweet two person party, this is gonna be awesome
but we need more people before we can get the party started… JATA WHERE THE HELL R U! COME TO THE PARTY!
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Jata — June 17, 2008 #
im at the party bitches!!!!!! woohoo!!!! wait whers the booze?!…. and strippers…. ahhem….
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Jata — June 17, 2008 #
jkjk we can have “clean” party…. i mean there wont be any drugs or date rape pills…. ahhem-erg there’s something in my throat.. cough
191
allison — June 17, 2008 #
well Jata i heard that a bug is going around… i have it too… cough, cough…
192
Googles — June 20, 2008 #
O_O
Sex toys?
I’M IN!
(That was a JOKE, you pervs)
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allison — June 20, 2008 #
if sex toys are what it takes to get u to stay…it’s done, i just placed on order!
(that was also a joke)
194
Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
…………………………………….
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Googles — June 21, 2008 #
Lol.
196
Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
wtf happpened?
197
Googles — June 21, 2008 #
Wah?
EH?
198
Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
you know what!!! Tell!!!!!
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Googles — June 21, 2008 #
EEEEEHHHHHHH???
This lady…SHE CONFUZZLEFIES ME!
I need…my Johnny.
DIRECTOR’S CUT!
IT SUCKS!
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Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
…
i’m not in the mood
how did we get to sex toys?
and when is this party….
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Googles — June 21, 2008 #
I…don’t know how we got sex toys…but I’m happy.
(do I have to keep telling you I’m joking?)
I dunno…maybe after the Oprah tour…
In the mood for…what? What? You still confuzzlefy me…
202
Googles — June 21, 2008 #
Okay, blue, purple, pink, red, or teal?
I DUNNO!
203
Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
red
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allison — June 21, 2008 #
ok ok ok…let me sum up for u those who are comletly lost…
*stupid people say this site is dead
*me say it not dead if ya dont want it to be
*they say “the end”
*i say the people that dont want the site to die should party here
*jata want booze, i want strippers(i was over at her house and told her to put that when she was commenting)
*googles wants sex toys (its a joke)
*so i ordered some so that more people would stay and join us (another joke)
*then people got confused
and thats where we stand
PS. we are going on the Oprah tour the first week of July!!
(well not really, but dont u think we should!?)
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Rachel — June 21, 2008 #
omg, what?
206
Googles — June 22, 2008 #
HELLZ YES WE GOIN’ ON AN OPRAH TOUR!
YOU!
GET OPRAH ON THE PHONE!
Oh, hey! I had no idea strippers were involved! I’m defenatley staying…
(oh, screw you.)
207
Rachel — June 22, 2008 #
Who are you talking to and where the heck is my evil twin?
208
Googles — June 22, 2008 #
Rachel…you’re on something, aren’t you?
We’re just talking, dude.
O_o
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allison — June 23, 2008 #
hell yes strippers!
totaly my idea
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Rach...i mean Kandice yes, i'm kandice — June 23, 2008 #
No, i’m not on anything, BUT LOVE!!!
i feel like a loser today
ITS OK!!!
^_^
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C.Spot — June 24, 2008 #
Just stopping by.
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Rachel — June 24, 2008 #
C.SPOT!! you must come to Kandys and mine wedding!!
213
C.Spot — June 25, 2008 #
Ummm, no. Well, wait, is it an open bar?
214
Rachel — June 25, 2008 #
yes!!
i’m sure kandy will get one
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nessquid — July 17, 2008 #
This place is shit full of dumbasses. Including Miss Kandice…
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Jenn — July 21, 2008 #
Okay, first of all, this website isn’t even ABOUT how you dislike Chris. It’s about you and some of your dumb experiences [big deal]. Second of all, why did you create a website about it? People are only going to roll their eyes and post comments such as this one. Just because you created a fantastic little website about this doesn’t mean everybody’s going to follow you. And besides, if Chris wants to host a web show and if people want to watch it, they will!
By the way, of COURSE Chris chooses the pictures to put onto his show. It IS his show, not yours to control. He can’t post all the pictures people send him, and don’t you think it might be a little bit ANNOYING that someone sends him the same picture 50 times? Sometimes, life smacks you in the face like that and says, “There are some better pictures out there, and Chris chooses them, not you.”
Also, it’s not a cult. It’s a joke. The whole thing is one big joke, of course it’s not going to be all about cute little puppies and kitties. It’s going to be about him making /fun/ of them.
Anyway… Just thought I’d voice the opinion of so many who come through here and raise their eyebrows.